NationStates Jolt Archive

This young lady is walking her dog in the woods one night and she spots someone in the woods when she takes a closer look she sees a young sad looking man getting it of with a hole in a tree, she is feeling quite horny that night so she walks over to him...

"What are you doin ?"

He replies :- " Please leave me alone i cant get sex and i come to this tree every night to releive myself.

She replies "I will help you out if you follow me"

She leads this guy into a bush and takes her trousers and sexy thong of, he then takes his trousers and boxer shorts of then takes a step bak then another before running up and kicking the poor girl right in her fanny ..

She shouts out grabbing her privates "Why did you do that"

He replies "checking for squirells"

Lmfao.

lol :p

3 surgeons are having a drink together to relax after a long day, inevitabily the conversation turns to their work...

The first surgeon , with just a hint of boastfulness tells the others
"Today I performed my first triple heart bypass, the client is doing well"

The second surgeon, feels he has to top this , so reminds his fellow surgeons that he has performed 4 triple heart bypass procedures in the past month, and that all his clients are doing well.

The third surgeon, grinning decides to demonstrate that he is the superior surgeon of the trio, he explains
"Yesterday I successfully grafted a pair of 36DD breasts on to a young mans back"
The other two surgeons are amazed, "Good god thats a a tricky procedure, was your client rich?
The third surgeon simply shrugs then says "He isnt rich yet, but he will be if his rectum lasts ."