Thread killer, the doctorate.
Big Jim P
10-09-2004, 08:33
Well it seems that I kill threads more often than not. Am I that boring?
BackwoodsSquatches
10-09-2004, 08:35
Compared to what?
Drying paint?
No..
Golf on TV?
No....
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 09:11
Well it seems that I kill threads more often than not. Am I that boring?
I don't think you are boring.
Big Jim P
10-09-2004, 09:14
I don't think you are boring.
:p
Compared to what?
Drying paint?
No..
Golf on TV?
No....
You know, if they took out the idiotic "turns" and made it a contact sport, golf would kick so much ass.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-09-2004, 09:16
I propose the two of you have a kung-fu fight, and the winner gets to spread thier "school" of Satanism throughout the land?
Big Jim P
10-09-2004, 09:17
I propose the two of you have a kung-fu fight, and the winner gets to spread thier "school" of Satanism throughout the land?
Me and Parra?
BackwoodsSquatches
10-09-2004, 09:18
You know, if they took out the idiotic "turns" and made it a contact sport, golf would kick so much ass.
I think they should combine it with wrestling.
"Tiger lines up for the shot....its a 300 yrd striaght shot to the hole,
OH MY GOD ITS JACK NICKLAUS, HES GOT A STEEL CHAIR BoB......
OOOOHHH! HE KNOCKS TIGER CLEAN OUT!
BY GOD, TIGER WOODS IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! ITS A VERITABLE CRIMSON MASK!
Big Jim P
10-09-2004, 09:19
I propose the two of you have a kung-fu fight, and the winner gets to spread thier "school" of Satanism throughout the land?
Anytime.
:)
Pandoras Boxx
10-09-2004, 09:19
Well it seems that I kill threads more often than not. Am I that boring?
I feel the same way sometimes.... about myself that is...but if it matters, i don't think you're boring. and ya know what, even if someone does think you're boring.... who cares.... can't live your life to please everybody out there.. ;) if you wanna talk, send me a TG...i'll talk to you...about ANYTHING..w/in reason.. ;)
BackwoodsSquatches
10-09-2004, 09:19
Me and Parra?
Who else would I be talking to?
Dragon Style!
FIGHT!
Big Jim P
10-09-2004, 09:27
Who else would I be talking to?
Dragon Style!
FIGHT!
*no, I do not strike a woman*
Jim SC
Findecano Calaelen
10-09-2004, 09:27
oooh,
[chant] fight fight fight [\chant]
I think they should combine it with wrestling.
"Tiger lines up for the shot....its a 300 yrd striaght shot to the hole,
OH MY GOD ITS JACK NICKLAUS, HES GOT A STEEL CHAIR BoB......
OOOOHHH! HE KNOCKS TIGER CLEAN OUT!
BY GOD, TIGER WOODS IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! ITS A VERITABLE CRIMSON MASK!
That would be the most awesome sport ever.
BackwoodsSquatches
10-09-2004, 09:45
*no, I do not strike a woman*
Jim SC
Aww C'mon just this once...
Besides...*whispers* I heard she was saying that you were a pansy, and that her grandmother could take ya...
Straight up...
Keruvalia
10-09-2004, 10:04
Well it seems that I kill threads more often than not. Am I that boring?
Stronger than a witty rejointer, faster than a speeding emoticon, able to kill threads with a single word! Look! Over by the banner ad! It's a :gundge: it's a :fluffle: it's .... BIG JIM P!!!
Heh ... anyway ... if I were you, I'd be proud.
Niccolo Medici
10-09-2004, 11:31
At least you have to ask, me...I KNOW I'm boring. ;)
HotRodia
10-09-2004, 11:51
At least you have to ask, me...I KNOW I'm boring. ;)
Why that's simply not true. You are not boring at a......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 12:01
That would be the most awesome sport ever.
You know there are tournaments in chess-boxing? For real. People go and play chess for a while, they box a round, they play chess, box, chess. Until the opponent is checkmated or knocked (T)KO
If you just would make golf a speed sport. 8 guys starting at the same time. Swinging, running to their monster-golfcart, racing across the field with roaring engines, jumping out, swing again. That would make golf more interesting.
The Golf-Wrestle-Mania thing is way cooler.
Roycelandia
10-09-2004, 12:13
I'd rather see Kung Fu Golf...
*mouths out of synch with words*
Your Kung Fu is no use here! I shall defeat you with my Calloway Style!
Fool! Taste the Wrath of my Titleists!
*flurry of sound effects as the two golfers beat the snot out of each other*
Ha! Your puny Calloway Style has been defeated by my Titleists!
But are your Titleists any match for my Brosnan Clubs?
Oh no! It is Hai Wak! We Are doomed!
:)