Why not some dead guy?
Kleptonis
10-09-2004, 02:34
Seroisuly, just prop him up and ship him around the country. He won't lie, he won't raise taxes, he won't send us to war, and he's better than Kerry, Bush, or Gary Coleman. :D
Mentholyptus
10-09-2004, 02:35
Use the dead guy from Missouri. He already beat the pants off of John Ashcroft in a Congressional race.
CRACKPIE
10-09-2004, 02:40
Use the dead guy from Missouri. He already beat the pants off of John Ashcroft in a Congressional race.
ok, bad joke coming
Why not a dead guy?
Ashcrofts not running.
OOOOOOOH!! THE REVEREND GOT OWNED!!! OWNAGE LEVEL:100%!!! OOOOOOWWWWNEEED!!
Roach-Busters
10-09-2004, 02:40
Seroisuly, just prop him up and ship him around the country. He won't lie, he won't raise taxes, he won't send us to war, and he's better than Kerry, Bush, or Gary Coleman. :D
Who did you have in mind?
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 02:41
Dude! You are in danger of derailing the unstoppable Coleman freight train
Tupac!Tupac's corspe for president!Its ingenious!
nobody would ever vote for a black guy. (No offense, but its true.)
CRACKPIE
10-09-2004, 02:42
Tupac!Tupac's corspe for president!Its ingenious!
and it can definitely own reverend Ashcroft
Andreuvia
10-09-2004, 02:42
What about Nader? Not that it matters, I would still have chosen the dead guy over Nader...
Kleptonis
10-09-2004, 02:43
Dude! You are in danger of derailing the unstoppable Coleman freight train
Hopefully it'll crash the Bush and Kerry trains on the way!
Andreuvia
10-09-2004, 02:44
Tupac!Tupac's corspe for president!Its ingenious!
Whoa! Brilliant idea! That would get like half of the vote. I think if the dead body of Tupac ran for president, we would see a much higher turnout and Tupac's corpse would even win a few states, so if nothing else, it would throw the election into the congress or courts again!
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 02:45
nobody would ever vote for a black guy. (No offense, but its true.)
I dunno dude- Coleman is kicking bush and kerry all over the place in the "Why not Gary Coleman " thread
Hehehehe,its all so true!!!
CRACKPIE
10-09-2004, 03:49
seriously, and not kidding, I think Oprah should run.
Red Guard Revisionists
10-09-2004, 03:58
i thought the republicans were already running a dead guy for vp
Copiosa Scotia
10-09-2004, 04:11
Gary Coleman > dead guy.
It's a fact. I checked.
Demonic Gophers
10-09-2004, 04:16
Gary Coleman > dead guy.
It's a fact. I checked.
Look at the poll; "a dead guy" is winning.
Peaonusahl
10-09-2004, 04:24
The guy that gets elected is going to be a dead guy. The problems in Iraq aren't going away any time soon.
Demonic Gophers
10-09-2004, 04:41
*laughs*
Good point!
Copiosa Scotia
10-09-2004, 04:43
Look at the poll; "a dead guy" is winning.
So? The poll just proves that a bunch of people are wrong.
Demonic Gophers
10-09-2004, 04:50
So? The poll just proves that a bunch of people are wrong.
Well, we already knew that; the question is which bunch of people! ;)
Sorry, but the dead guy doesn't have a catch phrase.
MunkeBrain
10-09-2004, 04:53
Seroisuly, just prop him up and ship him around the country. He won't lie, he won't raise taxes, he won't send us to war, and he's better than Kerry, Bush, or Gary Coleman. :DHe would have more charisma than Kerry, and less verbal gaffes than Bush.
Roachsylvania
10-09-2004, 04:53
Sorry, but the dead guy doesn't have a catch phrase.
What you talkin' 'bout, Goed?!
Mentholyptus
10-09-2004, 05:04
i thought the republicans were already running a dead guy for vp
Not quite. But all it'll take is one good scare on Halloween, and there goes ol' Dick's heart.
Wanamingan Empire
10-09-2004, 05:39
i thought the republicans were already running a dead guy for vp
And I thought that the Democrats ran a dead guy in both the 2000 and 2004 elections.
Copiosa Scotia
10-09-2004, 07:13
And I thought that the Democrats ran a dead guy in both the 2000 and 2004 elections.
They ran a dead guy in Missouri in 2000. I don't think there are any stiffs on this year's ticket... yet.
Douleureuse Garde
10-09-2004, 07:25
Come on! Gary Coleman! Come on! Why would anyone want to vote Republican or Democrat (or dead)? Vote for immortal elfin man-child Gary Coleman and all our problems will be solved!
Big Jim P
10-09-2004, 08:03
Why not me for president? I will keep corruption to a minimum and will retire every Amercan citizen, by the time they are 30 years old. I can do it and I know how.
Kleptonis
10-09-2004, 20:58
*bump*
The dead man won't screw up the US, it'll be funny watching his campaign managers try to keep him off the ground, everyone will love him. He's a guy who's overcome the very debilitating situation of death to become president! Plus, he's a staunch anti-necrophiliac!