NationStates Jolt Archive


Why not Gary Coleman?

Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 00:01
Many people have pointed out that Kerry isnt Bush, well Gary Coleman isnt George Bush either- and better yet he isnt John Kerry either!
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 00:06
Many people have pointed out that Kerry isnt Bush, well Gary Coleman isnt George Bush either- and better yet he isnt John Kerry either!


Who is Gary Coleman? :confused:
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 00:07
Who is Gary Coleman? :confused:
Wow you dont know!!!!!!!!!!!! sec getting a link for ya
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 00:07
Who is Gary Coleman? :confused:
Who cares; he's not Bush
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 00:08
http://www.robotfrank.com/garycoleman.html
theres loads more sites with him but that ones a good start
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 00:11
Wow you dont know!!!!!!!!!!!! sec getting a link for ya


No. I am naive about somethings.
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 00:12
VOTING UPDATE:
Bush-0
Kerry-0
Coleman-3

Coleman wins by unanimous vote!!
Other votes will not be counted (like in other elections)
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 00:13
Who cares; he's not Bush

Well, I wouldn't vote for Bush if ya paid me.
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 00:14
http://www.robotfrank.com/garycoleman.html
theres loads more sites with him but that ones a good start


Oh yeah! Now I know who he is. That kid that was in that TV show Different Strokes, he was funny.
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 00:15
Ooh and of course Coleman would be americas first black president!
Hell if you dont vote Coleman in this poll its like admitting your in the clan! ;)
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 00:15
Well, I wouldn't vote for Bush if ya paid me.
really? :eek:
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 00:17
really? :eek:


Hell no! Bush is a very lousy president IMO. I don't much like the idea voting for Kerry iether.
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 00:19
For all the money in the world I would... Bush would have no power without money... hehe

But then again: for all the moeny in the world I would also vote for Gary Coleman... hmmm... decisions decisions
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 00:21
If it helps sway any swing voters I would just like to point out that Gary Colemans running mate will be Mr. T, now theres a VP america can be proud of!
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 00:23
If it helps sway any swing voters I would just like to point out that Gary Colemans running mate will be Mr. T, now theres a VP america can be proud of!


Haha! Pity the fool who votes for Bush or Kerry! :p
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 00:36
And Gary Coleman is ahead 10 votes to 1! (curse you incertonia!!!)
Man I love this forum :D
Copiosa Scotia
10-09-2004, 00:36
If it helps sway any swing voters I would just like to point out that Gary Colemans running mate will be Mr. T, now theres a VP america can be proud of!

Until we have to try and get him onboard Air Force One, anyway. ;)
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 01:04
And future President Coleman has just one thing to say to those who didnt vote for him......http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares6.jpg
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 01:51
Update- the forces of darkness are rallying! Now bush has a vote and kerry has two- come on general forumites! Vote Coleman!! :D
Kleptonis
10-09-2004, 02:16
Didn't Gary Coleman run for Governor of California too?
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 02:38
Didn't Gary Coleman run for Governor of California too?
Indeed, pity things didnt work out for him :(
Andreuvia
10-09-2004, 02:49
If it helps sway any swing voters I would just like to point out that Gary Colemans running mate will be Mr. T, now theres a VP america can be proud of!

OK, its clear to me that the Coleman/T campaign will clearly and decisively win the zero electoral votes held by NationStates...
The Far Green Meadow
10-09-2004, 05:28
Ooh and of course Coleman would be americas first black president!
Hell if you dont vote Coleman in this poll its like admitting your in the clan! ;)

Hardly. I don't live in a trailer park, I speak english quite clearly without any hick accent, and I've never been on Springer! :D
The Far Green Meadow
10-09-2004, 05:29
Didn't Gary Coleman run for Governor of California too?


Heck, who DIDN'T run for gov of California? ;)
Anarchyyyyyyyyyy
10-09-2004, 17:34
would we have to drug Mr T's milk to get him on airforce one?
"I ain't gettin' on no damn plane,fool!"
And Gary Coleman would be excellent as the prez,if only for the comedy factor of him climbing a small stepladder evry time he steps to the podium.
Ashmoria
10-09-2004, 17:40
*gives everyone the look*

the short candidate NEVER wins.
Brittanic States
10-09-2004, 17:46
*gives everyone the look*

the short candidate NEVER wins.
isnt gore waaaaaaaay taller than bush?
hehe didnt gore get more votes than bush? hmm what point was I making here? *wanders off*
Luckdonia
11-09-2004, 14:23
bump