Who would be best for President?
Sanguinis
09-09-2004, 21:39
Which of these four people do you think would make the best president?
I think Darth Vader, no one would mess with him because, well he's Darth Vader
BTW this is just for fun, im not looking for any serious stuff here
Kryozerkia
09-09-2004, 21:43
Homer Simpson!!!! He served well as the Garbage Comissioner...
Misterio
09-09-2004, 21:45
Homer Simpson is already running this country, so I'll vote for Superman.
Sanguinis
09-09-2004, 21:46
No Peter Griffon yet? Man I thought more people out there liked Family guy :confused:
Kryozerkia
09-09-2004, 21:47
Well, I was torn... I wanted to vote for Griffin, but Lois would make an aweful first lady, so, I picked Homer instead...
CRACKPIE
09-09-2004, 21:49
peter griffin' cool, but too conservative, same thing with vader and simpson. So SUPERMAN!!!
Sanguinis
09-09-2004, 21:50
Are you kidding? Supes is a big boyscout, he would probably be the biggest conservative! Man I should have added Hank Hill to the Poll
No, no, you just know Seth MacFarlane would give big public service announcement contracts to his people. Seth MacFarlane and all his people are Democrats. I voted for Superman.
Wolandizek
09-09-2004, 21:54
Darth Vader- he already has government and administrative experience.
Well, guess it's about time for this Republican to bring up the scandal Griffin had on the School Board...
Tomzilla
09-09-2004, 22:02
Homer Simpson!!! Homer Simpson!!!
Sanguinis
09-09-2004, 22:19
What do you guys think the country would be like if it were run by each of these canidates?
Brittanic States
09-09-2004, 22:20
Gary Colemans not on the poll:(
(surely we can all agree americas problems didnt start until different strokes got cancelled)
Clonetopia
09-09-2004, 22:35
Superman - he is motivated only by the desire to do good, is virtually invulnerable, and could personally act as a defense against ICBMs.
Pusat Tasek
09-09-2004, 22:49
Of the 3 names I recognize (Peter who?) only Homer Simpson, IIRC, was born a US citizen, which makes him the only one eligible.
Sorry to be all formal and legalistic and stuffy.
Sanguinis
09-09-2004, 22:59
Of the 3 names I recognize (Peter who?) only Homer Simpson, IIRC, was born a US citizen, which makes him the only one eligible.
Sorry to be all formal and legalistic and stuffy.
meh, who cares about legal stuff, this is just for the hell of it.
You know not the name of Peter Girffon?! :eek: The dude from Family Guy! one of the greatest shows ever made man!
Homer Simpson. He's really stupid, so we'd never be short of governmental laughs, but his daughter's smart enough that the nation would still be in safe hands. Besides, everything always gets fixed up in the end no matter how stupid people are being, on The Simpsons.
Fmjphoenix
09-09-2004, 23:25
I think superman would do the best job overall. i mean, he basically is the smartest one out of the bunch. True there would not be as much humor coming out of the white house...
Superpower07
09-09-2004, 23:27
Homer Simpson. He's really stupid, so we'd never be short of governmental laughs, but his daughter's smart enough that the nation would still be in safe hands. Besides, everything always gets fixed up in the end no matter how stupid people are being, on The Simpsons.
Peter could also take "advice" from his "VP" Stewie, who would do much better than Homer's daughter
Pandaemoniae
09-09-2004, 23:30
Of the 3 names I recognize (Peter who?) only Homer Simpson, IIRC, was born a US citizen, which makes him the only one eligible.
Sorry to be all formal and legalistic and stuffy.
But if Superman and Vader were US citizens for over 15 years (or something like that) and over 35 years of age, they too would be eligible.
Personallly, I'd vote for the idealistic Anakin Skywalker.
Von Witzleben
09-09-2004, 23:33
Darth Vader- he already has government and administrative experience.
:D HAHAHA!!!! :D
Excellent point. Maybe he would hire you as his campaign manager.
Copiosa Scotia
09-09-2004, 23:39
Pedro would be better than any of those choices. He offers you his protection.
Incertonia
09-09-2004, 23:58
Well, I was torn... I wanted to vote for Griffin, but Lois would make an aweful first lady, so, I picked Homer instead...Besides, Peter has already been President of a country--Petoria. I vote Homer.
Parratoga
10-09-2004, 00:04
I vote for Darth Vader!
Darth Vader wouldnt be able to run, he's English and thus is prevented from becoming President of the USA.
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 00:21
You know not the name of Peter Girffon?! :eek: The dude from Family Guy! one of the greatest shows ever made man!
just under Simpsons and Married With Children (WHY IS AL BUNDY NOT ON THE LIST???)
Legless Pirates
10-09-2004, 00:22
Besides, Peter has already been President of a country--Petoria. I vote Homer.
That episode was GREAT!
Havin' a party with all the dictators... ghehe
Bad Republicans
10-09-2004, 00:27
No Peter Griffon yet? Man I thought more people out there liked Family guy :confused:
I LOVE Family Guy, I would vote for Peter! although I fear his highly inteligent son might use the superpower of America to take over other countries. Has anyone ever sen the one where the Griffons house isnt on the map so Peter can make his own country and he called it Peteoria? That was frekkin hilarious!
Bad Republicans
10-09-2004, 00:28
That episode was GREAT!
Havin' a party with all the dictators... ghehe
Oops I posted something about Peteoria didnt realize we had so many family guy fans here. Ehehehehehe! My pool now!
Bad Republicans
10-09-2004, 00:31
Pedro would be better than any of those choices. He offers you his protection.
Yeah he has skills and plus hes like the only kid in the whole school who has a mustache. God.
UltimateEnd
10-09-2004, 00:33
Darth Vader would probably just start a war if he was elected, but Simpson reminds me too much of John Kerry.
Vader has a cunning intellect, government AND military experience (with no debate about whether or not he earned his decorations), and would make liberal use of Jedi mind tricks and chokes to make the Senate and/or United Nations see reason. Thus convincing the international community that anything he does is right, and changing the national anthem to a proper imperial march, he would bring order to the world. Superman would be rather quick on his feet, sure, but come every minute he spends in the white house is a minute he's not beating down muggers and saving families from burning buildings. That's just not something I want on my concience. The amount of the nation's budget spent on alcohol if either cartoon protaganist was in power would cripple the economy, so the choice is clear.
The Holy Word
10-09-2004, 11:41
Where's the option for Screech from Saved by the Bell?
I have a write in candidate:
Dr. Evil.
He has the intellect, he is a US citizen, he has the savvy, and he is corrupt enough to be a politician.
Also, his conference table would be GREAT for negotiations with foriegn diplomats. (It's Chirak, press the button! - press the button!)
Well, Superman could save tax dollars by either disbanding the Secret Service or sending them out to be crime fighters...
Sanguinis
10-09-2004, 15:41
Maybe Hank Hill should be president, I mean we would all have great propane and propance accessories, we would all be required to drink beer and be Texan
Grave_n_idle
10-09-2004, 18:26
Well, you can't vote for Darth Vader.. I mean, you know, the Force... he's some kind of religious wacko, with a god complex, who just wants to spread his vision of the new world order, and doesn't care who he has to attack, or what....
wait...
why does that sound so familiar....?
Sanguinis
10-09-2004, 22:46
Well, you can't vote for Darth Vader.. I mean, you know, the Force... he's some kind of religious wacko, with a god complex, who just wants to spread his vision of the new world order, and doesn't care who he has to attack, or what....
wait...
why does that sound so familiar....?
Hey guys this thread is supposed to be for fun and humor keep the real politicians out of it, I dont care if you dont like bush or kerry, this thread is not for serious discussion