HotRodia
09-09-2004, 20:56
In the interest of being fair and balanced rather than just making fun of Kerry in this thread (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=355354), I have produced an ad/slogan for Bush as well.
Cue patriotic music and generic male voice:
"The average American wants a President they can identify with, one that has similar experiences, and such is found in George W. Bush. He is of average intelligence. He had average grades in school. He had an average social life. He did an average job as Governor of Texas and as owner of the Texas Rangers baseball franchise.
George W. Bush- An average leader for the average American."
Cue patriotic music and generic male voice:
"The average American wants a President they can identify with, one that has similar experiences, and such is found in George W. Bush. He is of average intelligence. He had average grades in school. He had an average social life. He did an average job as Governor of Texas and as owner of the Texas Rangers baseball franchise.
George W. Bush- An average leader for the average American."