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Cake Or Death?

Luckdonia
09-09-2004, 20:17
Well?ANSWER ME!!!
Seosavists
09-09-2004, 20:19
hmm what sort of cake and what sort of death??

I also have a question:
"risk it fo a biscuit or die for a pie"
Dave D Mann
09-09-2004, 20:20
Death....I mean CAKE! CAKE!
Luckdonia
09-09-2004, 20:31
hmm what sort of cake and what sort of death??

I also have a question:
"risk it fo a biscuit or die for a pie"
Any cake from our selection-carrot cake,angel cake,fruitcake,chocolate cake,cheesecake or battenberg.
Or a grisly death from our selection-hanging,drowning,beheading or being constantly poked with a pointy stick by a team working shifts until you die of exhaustion.
Luckdonia
09-09-2004, 20:32
What sort of biscuit and what sort of pie?
Cannot think of a name
09-09-2004, 20:34
....unless it's coconut or carrot, then I choose death.
Oreth
09-09-2004, 20:38
Hmmmmm........ I'd say either carrot cake or the pointy stick thing.... I'm not sure....
Dave D Mann
09-09-2004, 20:39
Tea And Cake Or Death!!!
Tea And Cake Or Death!!!
L-rouge
09-09-2004, 20:43
Hmmm, sombody likes Eddie Izzard.

Lets see. Cake or Death. Cake...or...Death. I choose...can I have cake and choose someone else to die in my place?
Wolfscott
09-09-2004, 20:48
So my choice is "OR DEATH?!"
"Uh...I'll have the chicken then...There you are, tastes of human sir." :D
Cheesy custard
09-09-2004, 20:54
If the cake comes with custard then its always CAKE.CAKE CAKE
Its CAKE I tells yer!

If there's no custard then its death
Oreth
09-09-2004, 20:54
Can I have ice cream too?
Joppavah
09-09-2004, 20:57
Actually, I think I'll take the chicken. ;)

Go Eddie. XD
Proletariat-Francais
09-09-2004, 21:03
Depends...can I have this cake, AND eat it?
Alinania
09-09-2004, 21:13
what if I wanna have both? can I? oh puh-leeeease?
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
09-09-2004, 21:15
So many people want me. :D

Just so I know, how many of you are ladies?
Xe-bec
09-09-2004, 21:27
I'd die for some cake...
Ashmoria
09-09-2004, 22:12
cake, please

(i sure hope there is some left, that other choice seems a bit harsh)
Goed
09-09-2004, 23:47
I'll have the chicken then

Good choice! ...You nazi shithead xD
Dempublicents
09-09-2004, 23:50
I'll have the chicken. And I would like it served by a cute little executive transvestite with a monkey and a flag.
Mentholyptus
10-09-2004, 03:45
I'll have the chicken then

Good choice! ...You nazi shithead xD
Almost.

Cake or Death?
Um, cake please.
Well we're OUT OF CAKE!!

Oh. Well I'll have the chicken then.
Very good sir. Tastes of human.

Thank you for flying Church of England...Cake or Death?
I ordered the vegetarian.
Ah, yes Mr. Hitler...You Nazi shithead.

Eddie Izzard > any other comedian
Thanir
10-09-2004, 05:19
My tragic stage is over. I'll take the cake.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-09-2004, 05:22
Death Cake!
Goed
10-09-2004, 05:22
Almost.

Cake or Death?
Um, cake please.
Well we're OUT OF CAKE!!

Oh. Well I'll have the chicken then.
Very good sir. Tastes of human.

Thank you for flying Church of England...Cake or Death?
I ordered the vegetarian.
Ah, yes Mr. Hitler...You Nazi shithead.

Eddie Izzard > any other comedian

Excuse me, mister Perfect mcQuotey :p
Zwange
10-09-2004, 05:43
So hard to choose :confused:
Ghout
10-09-2004, 05:53
If I were to chose death, could I give it to someone else instead of keeping it?
Grave_n_idle
10-09-2004, 05:56
got any banaaaanas?
Marxlan
10-09-2004, 05:57
I'll take the cake, but the guilt may kill me... It's gonna go straight to my ass.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-09-2004, 05:58
I'll take the cake, but the guilt may kill me... It's gonna go straight to my ass.

*blink* You're gonna sit on it?

Actually, that sounds like fun! :D
Zwange
10-09-2004, 06:04
Can I give death to my sister?
Ferkus
10-09-2004, 11:10
Almost.

Cake or Death?
Um, cake please.
Well we're OUT OF CAKE!!

Oh. Well I'll have the chicken then.
Very good sir. Tastes of human.

Thank you for flying Church of England...Cake or Death?
I ordered the vegetarian.
Ah, yes Mr. Hitler...You Nazi shithead.

Eddie Izzard > any other comedian




ACTUALY............

Cake or Death?
Um, cake please.
Well we're OUT OF CAKE!!
What? So my choice is "or death"???

Oh. Well I'll have the chicken then.
Very good sir. Tastes of human.

Thank you for flying Church of England...Cake or Death?
I ordered the vegetarian.
Ah, yes Mr. Hitler...You Nazi shithead.

:D
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
10-09-2004, 13:32
I'll take the cake, but the guilt may kill me... It's gonna go straight to my ass.
If you say so

*Kicks Marxlan in the ass*
Luckdonia
10-09-2004, 14:06
Hmmm...82% have gone for cake...We're gonna run out of cake at this rate...You could also have a Rack of babies-
"You wanna rack of babies? we got babies on racks...mmmm!tastes like chicken!"
Anarchyyyyyyyyyy
10-09-2004, 17:00
I'll have the "death by chocolate" cake!
AND a rack o' babies with BBQ sauce!
Ferkus
10-09-2004, 18:45
We only had three pieces, and we didnt expect such a rush.
Luckdonia
11-09-2004, 13:56
bump!