Sumamba Buwhan
09-09-2004, 17:31
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal
experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."
4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In
fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is
hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before
the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal
experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."
4. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In
fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is
hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before
the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"