NationStates Jolt Archive


Vote for Kerry...

Kandino
09-09-2004, 16:26
on WEDNESDAY!

because of the expected incredbly large voter turnout during this very pivotal election year, it has been suggested that in order to accomodate the anticipated vast throng of voters, those who wish to vote FOR Bush and/or vote AGAINST Kerry should do so on TUESDAY...

those who wish to vote FOR Kerry might wanna do so on WEDNESDAY...

by splitting up the election into two distinct days, it will be assured that:

a- ALL who wish to participate in the election process may do so leisurely;
b- potential squimishes among opposing camps' voters will be avoided;
c- those who had problems understanding butterfly ballots and hanging chads will not have to worry, as the ONLY candidate on the ballots on WEDNESDAY will be Kerry.
Flag Wavers
09-09-2004, 16:44
What about 3rd party candidates?
Frisbeeteria
09-09-2004, 16:46
This joke was already old when Nixon supporters suggested it to Humphrey in '68.
Kaziganthis
09-09-2004, 17:37
What a squimish? Does it taste good?
Ellbownia
09-09-2004, 18:34
But don't vote for Nader on Wednesday. It may take crucial votes away from Kerry. LOL
Uginin-minor
09-09-2004, 20:56
I refuse to vote for Kerry... His main issue is healthcare, and that isn't a main concern of mine. I also won't vote for him cause he supports HR-163. The draft bill. So does Bush.

I'm voting Libertarian and maybe they will win in 50 years when we don't have any social freedoms left thanks to the republicans, and no economic freedoms thanks to the democrats.

Free country my a$%. (See, I even have to censor myself. Thanks a lot you republican retards!)
Eldarana
09-09-2004, 21:06
When hell freezes over even then i will skate on the ice