Let's roleplay as "Cops"!
*slams you on a wall and cuffs you, pulls out a bag with white powder in it*
"Yeah, that's the -beep- that gets these guys some hard time...book 'im Jimmy!"
Mezzaluna
09-09-2004, 05:22
"Dude, it's my cousin's. I dinn even know it was there, man!"
Big Jim P
09-09-2004, 06:48
"Its not dope officer I swear!*
Pantylvania
09-09-2004, 07:12
[runs across the room in front of the COPS camera while wearing nothing but an athletic supporter, picks up a soda can, and runs away with the cops chasing after him]
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mezzaluna and Big Jim P are gonna owe me for this
Hamptonshire
09-09-2004, 07:19
*wrestles with the COPS Camera Man, steals the Camera, and films own escape*
*5th story window opens*
Yeh doggone whippersnappers, I told yea to git' yesterd'y, but ya wouldn't git'. I wants mah peace and quiet!
*cops say something*
What's dat? Don't yea threten me! I gots me a Winchester! Yea git'! Dagnabit git'!
*opens fire randomly on cops and perpetrators below*