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This was a conversation i had with my friend. we were discussing what we would do if we had a million dollors




Me: If i had a million dollars, i would by a steamroller and a monkey. Friend: does the monkey do a happy dance?
Me: Not for long.
post funny things you could do with a million $

Invest it in the stock market and make more millions.

I'd put it into my savings account and use it to pay for college.

Can't get any funnier then that! :D

Get REALY drunk with $1000 hookers as company.

Invest it in the stock market and make more millions.
I'd then use a portion of that money for charity, some for my family, another part for college, and another for the business I want to start.

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars

Buy you furniture for your house


And if I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a K Car

A nice reliable automobile

And if I had a million dollars,
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

I'd build us a treehouse

You know, we could just go there and hang out
Where there'd be foods all layed out for us,
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things>
Mmmm
they don't have pre-wrapped bacon>
Well can you blame 'em>
Yeah!

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a fur coat

But not a real fur coat that's cruel

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy an exotic pet

Yep, like a llama or an Emu

and, If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy John Meric's remains

Ooo, all them crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

We would eat Kraft Dinner

But we WOULD eat Kraft Dinner

And buy really expensive ketchups with it>
Yeah, Dijon Ketchups!>
Mmm!


If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a green dress

But not a real green dress, that's cruel

And If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you some art

Maybe a Piccaso or a Garfunkle

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?!

And If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

If I had a million dollars

Well, I'd buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars

Buy you furniture for your house ....


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And If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
Ripp off of Bare naked ladies. :sniper:

You do have a $million.

Over your working life, the money you'll make, plus the interest it could earn over your life time, will be in that general ball park.
If possible, (yes, I realise that sometimes it's not) try saving a bit of it....

Why am I reminded of Office Space:

Q: If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
A: *pause* Two women at the same time.

So this old farmer wins the lottery, $10 million. An anchor from the local news station shows up at his house and asks him, "What are you going to do with the money?" Farmer says, "Oh, I reckon I'll just keep on farmin' til it's all gone."

First, I'd let the government confiscate their $400,000 cut...

Then;


I'd but a Hummer, paint it fluorescent green, remove smog control and run a line inot the exhaust to burn oil (producing lots of smoke) then paint a beautiful mural on the side surrounding the words 'Support ELF' then drive it all over the Bay Area.

i would change it into the smallest yen notes there are then swim in it

id be pissed off i didnt get 1 million £ instead.

I'd buy a little one roomed house and put a refridgerator, sink, bed, toilet and microwave in it. Then id get the most comfortable chair in the world and the biggest plama screen i can find and hook up a Xbox and gamecube up to it. Then id go buy an awesome computer and live the rest of my life playing games and eating Easy Mac and drinking beer.

Besides blow it on anime, manga and maybe liposuction (damn this fat that doens't go away even if I am fit and skinny).... *giggle*

I'd buy my parents a house.

I would buy a house with lots of land.

I'd take a trip to Thailand to see my g.f. (:fluffle: :p), bring her here, then take everyone on the forum out to dinner (yes, everyone).

With a million dollars I would definitely by myself a nice Lamborghini Diablo for $300,000. The rest of the money would go for college and future expenditures.
But the main thing is that I'd be pimping bitches and smokin home boyz in my Diablo.

"Burn rubber, not your soul"

I would wait until one of the burger-chains had their 99 cent burger sales, order 1 million of them, then spend the rest of my life trying to pay off the sales-tax.

I would consider paying for NS2 ;)

Why am I reminded of Office Space:

Q: If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
A: *pause* Two women at the same time.

You don't need a million dollars for that.

You don't need a million dollars for that.

No, but it does help.

In the spirit of the original post (silly things you'd do):Tour toy collection conventions, buy in the box X-Wing Fighters, tear them out of the box in front of the vendor and huck them across the convention floor. The remaining money would go to medical expenses......

I'd buy a huge plot of land and then hire a bunch of anarcho-commies to toil on it night and day...and then I'd sit back and laugh

I'd buy a huge plot of land and then hire a bunch of anarcho-commies to toil on it night and day...and then I'd sit back and laugh

Screw that. I'd buy several acres and a bunch of assault rifles, hire a private security force and start an independent country.

Hmm... a million $


Well, do you know what a million $ looks like?

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That's 1,000... and a million is 100 times that...so yea...