NationStates Jolt Archive

Recently the MHK newsletter asked some heads of state and other political
figures how they feel about one hot topic in the United States. Which are better apples or oranges? Below are there responses.

President George W Bush: "Recent Inteligence suggests that Al-Quida and other terrorist groups are secretly using oranges to make many americans overweight. Therefore I propose a constitution amendment banning the production, selling, and comsumption of oranges."

Senator John Kerry: "After recieving three purple hearts in Vietnam I have learned that oranges are better than apples."

"Vice"-President Dick Cheney: "Oranges are un-american."

Teresa Hienz Kerry: "SHOVE IT!!"

Senator John Kerry: "After recieving three purple hearts in Vietnam I have learned that apples are better than oranges."

Right-wing Extremist: "Oranges are EVIL!!!"

Left-Wing Extremist: "Apples are EVIL!!!"

Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge: "Oranges and direct threat to national security."

Senator John Kerry: "After recieving three purple hearts in Vietnam I have learned that oranges are better than apples."



If i missed some people and im sure i have or you think that the people mentioned above would say something else please feel free to add on to my list.

Matthew of The Protectorate of Trotterstan.

There is no objective proof that either oranges or apples exist so lets not bother arguing.

Northern Ireland joke:

Q: What's the difference between an apple and an orange?
A: You don't get apple bastards.

4ppl3s pwn 0r4ng3s!!111

Northern Ireland joke:

Q: What's the difference between an apple and an orange?
A: You don't get apple bastards.

Outstanding.

Rush Limbaugh: Anyone who prefers oranges are terrorists and undermine everything America fights for!

Michael Moore: I have proof that President Bush has ties to the apple industry and has created the War Against Oranges for their benifit!

"Vice"-President Dick Cheney: "Oranges are un-american."
You forgot the part when Dick saw Pat Leahy eating an orange

"You f*cking traitor!! If you're gonna f*cking do some un-f*cking-American thing like eat a f*cking orange, you are un-American! F*ck you!"

Dave Letterman: "Will the apple sink, or will it float? What about the orange?"

This just in!

Kerry has switched his stance from being pro-orange to pro-apple!

Northern Ireland joke:

Q: What's the difference between an apple and an orange?
A: You don't get apple bastards.
*laughs*

Ralph Nader: Apples and oranges? What about the issues?

Bill Clintron: I tasted, I did not ingest.

Howard Dean: YEAAAAAAARGH!

Arnold Schwarzisumthing: Orange girly men!

The Bush Twins: So like, the apples and oranges, are different *polite laughs*

Bush knowingly allowed an apple attack on 911 and is an apple state facist