NationStates Jolt Archive


Bush Violates Basic Constitutional Right: Walking!

The SLAGLands
08-09-2004, 06:51
DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/404d.html) reports another heinous crime from everyone's favorite Nazi Satan Robot, George "The W is for 'We'll Beat Your Ass For Breathing'" Bush. Apparently, this time, our dear World-Controller and Dictator for Life and Mistress to Hitler has chosen to abolish one of our most basic Constitutional rights: the right to walk.

DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/thisoneisalsoadeadlink.html) reports that Stalin Version 2.0 was out walking near his precious Hall of Injustice you conservative pigs refer to as the "White House." Of course, his dear Stormtrooper Elites (which you choose to call "the Secret Service") were also there, armed to the teeth with the latest in Oppressing and Killing Others Technology. It just so happens that Darth Bushz0r was also chewing on a piece of Dentyne Ice that he bought with your hard-earned tax dollars. DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/youhaventcaughtonyet.html) is already organizing a boycott of this brand of gum, deeming it "Tyranny Ice." But I digress.

As he was walking along the sidewalk, Stupid W. Dummiehead rared back his head and let loose, SPITTING THE GUM ONTO THE GROUND!

Clearly, this latest tool of oppression is designed to keep people from walking on the streets of our fair nation! Those who choose to walk on the streets will now be stuck in Bush's new Tyranny Ice defense mechanism, and once they are rendered helpless, they will be gunned down by Stormtrooper Elites! Watch your backs, Kerry supporters; Bush has outlawed walking!
MKULTRA
08-09-2004, 06:54
DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/404d.html) reports another heinous crime from everyone's favorite Nazi Satan Robot, George "The W is for 'We'll Beat Your Ass For Breathing'" Bush. Apparently, this time, our dear World-Controller and Dictator for Life and Mistress to Hitler has chosen to abolish one of our most basic Constitutional rights: the right to walk.

DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/thisoneisalsoadeadlink.html) reports that Stalin Version 2.0 was out walking near his precious Hall of Injustice you conservative pigs refer to as the "White House." Of course, his dear Stormtrooper Elites (which you choose to call "the Secret Service") were also there, armed to the teeth with the latest in Oppressing and Killing Others Technology. It just so happens that Darth Bushz0r was also chewing on a piece of Dentyne Ice that he bought with your hard-earned tax dollars. DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/youhaventcaughtonyet.html) is already organizing a boycott of this brand of gum, deeming it "Tyranny Ice." But I digress.

As he was walking along the sidewalk, Stupid W. Dummiehead rared back his head and let loose, SPITTING THE GUM ONTO THE GROUND!

Clearly, this latest tool of oppression is designed to keep people from walking on the streets of our fair nation! Those who choose to walk on the streets will now be stuck in Bush's new Tyranny Ice defense mechanism, and once they are rendered helpless, they will be gunned down by Stormtrooper Elites! Watch your backs, Kerry supporters; Bush has outlawed walking!
its good to see that the aweful truth is reaching the masses at last :)
EvilGnomes
08-09-2004, 06:56
hehe
Stephistan
08-09-2004, 06:59
Hahaha, that's a hoot Slags ;)
MKULTRA
08-09-2004, 07:00
DemocracyDeferred.Com is one of the most relevant sources of aweful truth govt crime updates in the western if not entire world
The Gaza Strip
08-09-2004, 07:06
Funny stuff.
The link didn't work for me, though.
Big Jim P
08-09-2004, 07:45
Slag: Did you not once call me on *flamebaiting or outright flaming* As to what I would give my favorite nazi thread? And then you post this flamebaiting thread?

It must be good to be a Mod.

*BTW welcome back from retirement*

Jim
The SLAGLands
08-09-2004, 08:06
Slag: Did you not once call me on *flamebaiting or outright flaming* As to what I would give my favorite nazi thread? And then you post this flamebaiting thread?

It must be good to be a Mod.

*BTW welcome back from retirement*

Jim

There's a difference between flamebaiting and parody. And remember: I've made it fairly clear to the forum world that I don't like Bush, either. I don't get angry; I get amused.

And I don't remember calling you on flamebaiting or anything relating to Nazism, but I've been modding for quite some time, so I don't remember every individual incident. Perhaps the day The SLAGLands brought the hammer down swiftly against your mortal skull was a momentous event in your forum life; for me, however, it was just another conquest. ;)

That's a longwinded way of saying, "Probably, but it's not coming to mind."
Big Jim P
08-09-2004, 08:21
There's a difference between flamebaiting and parody. And remember: I've made it fairly clear to the forum world that I don't like Bush, either. I don't get angry; I get amused.

And I don't remember calling you on flamebaiting or anything relating to Nazism, but I've been modding for quite some time, so I don't remember every individual incident. Perhaps the day The SLAGLands brought the hammer down swiftly against your mortal skull was a momentous event in your forum life; for me, however, it was just another conquest. ;)

That's a longwinded way of saying, "Probably, but it's not coming to mind."

Oww. I still think this will make a lot of poeple flame the hell out of you and your opinion, thus it was "baiting" by one view.

Jim