The SLAGLands
08-09-2004, 06:51
DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/404d.html) reports another heinous crime from everyone's favorite Nazi Satan Robot, George "The W is for 'We'll Beat Your Ass For Breathing'" Bush. Apparently, this time, our dear World-Controller and Dictator for Life and Mistress to Hitler has chosen to abolish one of our most basic Constitutional rights: the right to walk.
DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/thisoneisalsoadeadlink.html) reports that Stalin Version 2.0 was out walking near his precious Hall of Injustice you conservative pigs refer to as the "White House." Of course, his dear Stormtrooper Elites (which you choose to call "the Secret Service") were also there, armed to the teeth with the latest in Oppressing and Killing Others Technology. It just so happens that Darth Bushz0r was also chewing on a piece of Dentyne Ice that he bought with your hard-earned tax dollars. DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/youhaventcaughtonyet.html) is already organizing a boycott of this brand of gum, deeming it "Tyranny Ice." But I digress.
As he was walking along the sidewalk, Stupid W. Dummiehead rared back his head and let loose, SPITTING THE GUM ONTO THE GROUND!
Clearly, this latest tool of oppression is designed to keep people from walking on the streets of our fair nation! Those who choose to walk on the streets will now be stuck in Bush's new Tyranny Ice defense mechanism, and once they are rendered helpless, they will be gunned down by Stormtrooper Elites! Watch your backs, Kerry supporters; Bush has outlawed walking!
DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/thisoneisalsoadeadlink.html) reports that Stalin Version 2.0 was out walking near his precious Hall of Injustice you conservative pigs refer to as the "White House." Of course, his dear Stormtrooper Elites (which you choose to call "the Secret Service") were also there, armed to the teeth with the latest in Oppressing and Killing Others Technology. It just so happens that Darth Bushz0r was also chewing on a piece of Dentyne Ice that he bought with your hard-earned tax dollars. DemocracySometimeInTheNextTenMinutes.Org (http://www.homestarrunner.com/youhaventcaughtonyet.html) is already organizing a boycott of this brand of gum, deeming it "Tyranny Ice." But I digress.
As he was walking along the sidewalk, Stupid W. Dummiehead rared back his head and let loose, SPITTING THE GUM ONTO THE GROUND!
Clearly, this latest tool of oppression is designed to keep people from walking on the streets of our fair nation! Those who choose to walk on the streets will now be stuck in Bush's new Tyranny Ice defense mechanism, and once they are rendered helpless, they will be gunned down by Stormtrooper Elites! Watch your backs, Kerry supporters; Bush has outlawed walking!