NationStates Jolt Archive


(Jokes) that Reps and Dems will like, funny!

Mr Basil Fawlty
08-09-2004, 02:28
Did anybody noticed Bush joke?
Quote:
In the last four years, you and I have come to know each other. Even when we don't agree, at least you know what I believe and where I stand. You may have noticed I have a few flaws, too. People sometimes have to correct my English -- I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it. Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking." Now and then I come across as a little too blunt -- and for that we can all thank the white-haired lady sitting right up there.
http://www.georgewbush.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=3422

From Schwarzeneggers speech:
Quote:

SCHWARZENEGGER: Thank you very much. Thank you. What a greeting. What a greeting. Wow. This is like winning an Oscar -- as if I would know.

(LAUGHTER)

Speaking of acting, one of my movies was called "True Lies." And that's what the Democrats should have called their convention.

(APPLAUSE)

You know, on the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a politician as you were an actor." What a cheap shot.

(LAUGHTER)
....
If you believe this country, not the United Nations, is the best hope for democracy, then you are a Republican.

(APPLAUSE)

SCHWARZENEGGER: And, ladies and gentlemen, if you believe that we must be fierce and relentless and terminate terrorism, then you are a Republican.

(APPLAUSE)

http://www.georgewbush.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=3413

Here you can play the game "Kerry's Flip Flop Olympics"
http://www.georgewbush.com/Olympics/
BastardSword
08-09-2004, 02:32
Did anybody noticed Bush joke?
Quote:
In the last four years, you and I have come to know each other. Even when we don't agree, at least you know what I believe and where I stand. You may have noticed I have a few flaws, too. People sometimes have to correct my English -- I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it. Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking." Now and then I come across as a little too blunt -- and for that we can all thank the white-haired lady sitting right up there.
http://www.georgewbush.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=3422

From Schwarzeneggers speech:
Quote:

SCHWARZENEGGER: Thank you very much. Thank you. What a greeting. What a greeting. Wow. This is like winning an Oscar -- as if I would know.

(LAUGHTER)

Speaking of acting, one of my movies was called "True Lies." And that's what the Democrats should have called their convention.

(APPLAUSE)

You know, on the way up here to the podium, a gentleman came up to me and said, "Governor, you are as good a politician as you were an actor." What a cheap shot.

(LAUGHTER)
....
If you believe this country, not the United Nations, is the best hope for democracy, then you are a Republican.

(APPLAUSE)

SCHWARZENEGGER: And, ladies and gentlemen, if you believe that we must be fierce and relentless and terminate terrorism, then you are a Republican.

(APPLAUSE)

http://www.georgewbush.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=3413

Here you can play the game "Kerry's Flip Flop Olympics"
http://www.georgewbush.com/Olympics/

Why would dems find that game funny...?
Mr Basil Fawlty
08-09-2004, 02:49
Why would dems find that game funny...?

Euh, sorry.. But: Go Democrats! (Ok the game was not funny for them but since I posted a lot pro Dem, I thought that I could post something for the extreme right wing to.)
Superpower07
08-09-2004, 02:51
If you speak Latin, you should understand why Democrats are truly sinister politicians!