NationStates Jolt Archive


When I am president king

Chess Squares
07-09-2004, 21:46
The electoral college will be banished in the efforts for a less polarized nation

Everyone who opposes me UNINTELLIGENTLY will be rounded up and shipper to the Dakotas.

Alabama will be split in 2, north and south alabama are not the same state.


If it isnt going to get the us blown up, stop covering it up.


tell israel to clean up its act or kiss my ass, and stop following them like a puppy, period


God and his religion have no place in government, neither with Allah or YHWH or THor or Zeus or Bob the Great Toaster, all signs of all will be removed from the government as compulosry objects.


guns will be regulated, the credit card company knows what kind of candy you like and where you live, its time for the government to know if you own a gun.


make drugs legal, tax them like there is no tomorrow


official declarations of the following: PETA sucks, NRA sucks, Tobacco Industry sucks, any other extremist lobbying groups suck, NRA and PETA double suck


if people are gay, thats none of your business, they can do whatever they want if its objectively legal


who cares how many people you want to marry, go ahead, no extra tax breaks.


old people are set in their ways and as such have no reason to be setting indefinate precidents for most things.


the country needs a national health care system. ultimately better than telling everyone to pay money to be insured then paying money to get health care while paying to be insured. paid for through drug taxing


all the other nations can blow themselves up, i dont care, if it wont endanger us, knock yourselves out, no really, do it.


terrorism sucks, propaganda is good. propagandate terrorism out of existance


beaucracy is fun, streamlines beuracracy is more fun. all divisions of military and intelligence are grouped into single military and intelligence organizations with definate chains of command
PravdaRai Britain
07-09-2004, 21:50
I'd be careful with israel they've got an insanely leet secret service with mad tentacles all over the shop.
Chai-latte
07-09-2004, 21:51
Great plans old bean, if you ran your own country, I'd move there.
Keruvalia
07-09-2004, 21:52
Nice! Can Texas secede? If so, you got my vote!

I will become Emporer of Texas once you're in office.