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Brain Teaser

Almighty Sephiroth
07-09-2004, 21:25
Ok, this one might be slightly pushing the boundaries of good taste, but I'll try it, and if somebody objects, I'll remove it.

Ok. There's a crossraods, and in the middle of it is a crisp new hundred-dollar bill.

On the right crossroad we have a male-affectionate easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian.
At the bottom end, a man-hating, bitterly enraged, angry political angender dyke.
On the left and top roads we have Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny respectively.

Which one is gonna get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 21:26
boring... the dyke, because the others don't exist
HC Eredivisie
07-09-2004, 21:26
3 of them don't exist
Homicidal Pacifists
07-09-2004, 21:27
They all get hit by the semi
Almighty Sephiroth
07-09-2004, 21:27
damn!
Kryozerkia
07-09-2004, 21:32
It's all relative, based on how close each of them are; who is on foot or not, and any other factors that would interfere with the quest for the money.
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 21:33
almost as stupid as a rooster laying an egg on the border of Belgium, Holland and Germany
Almighty Sephiroth
07-09-2004, 21:33
It's all relative, based on how close each of them are; who is on foot or not, and any other factors that would interfere with the quest for the money.

Unfortunately, no. The first guy got it right. it's the man-hating dyke, because the other three don't exist.
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 21:34
It's all relative, based on how close each of them are; who is on foot or not, and any other factors that would interfere with the quest for the money.
certain persons not existing would be quite conclusive
Chess Squares
07-09-2004, 21:34
Mr T gets it, DUH. he repels down a rope from a helicopter, kills everyone and tkaes the money
Kryozerkia
07-09-2004, 21:37
certain persons not existing would be quite conclusive
That is another solution, however, let's say that they do indeed exsit for the sake of the brain teaser, then you run into reality technicalities...
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 21:38
That is another solution, however, let's say that they do indeed exsit for the sake of the brain teaser, then you run into reality technicalities...
Santa has a reputation of being really fast, so he'd probably win
Ferkus
07-09-2004, 21:57
Yes but Santa has a bigger surface area to get hit by the aforementioned vehicle.
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 22:02
Mr T gets it, DUH. he repels down a rope from a helicopter, kills everyone and tkaes the money
Mr T from a chopper :D STUPID!!!!
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 22:03
Yes but Santa has a bigger surface area to get hit by the aforementioned vehicle.
most dykes have a big surfice area too, as does the easter bunny
Suicidal Librarians
07-09-2004, 22:08
Every joke like that ends the same way. There is one almost exactly like that except it's about a dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus.
Homicidal Pacifists
07-09-2004, 22:08
Mr T from a chopper :D STUPID!!!!
Not only that, but he couldn't hit anything moving.


Or stationary for that matter.

Unless it was with his bare hands.
Bodies Without Organs
07-09-2004, 22:40
Which one is gonna get to the hundred dollar bill first?


Been watching Chasing Amy again, have we?