NationStates Jolt Archive


You know the world is screwed up when...

Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:37
The world's best golfer is black (Tiger Woods)
BLARGistania
07-09-2004, 09:39
coughcoughrascistcoughcough
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2004, 09:39
Uhh...

I dont follow.....
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:39
The world's best rapper is white (Eminem)
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:40
coughcoughrascistcoughcough

Im not being racist, its a fact that he's the first good black golfer
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:41
The Germans don't want to go to war
BLARGistania
07-09-2004, 09:41
Im not being racist, its a fact that he's the first good black golfer

it's the whole "you know the world is screwed up when" thing followed by your comment.
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:41
coughcoughrascistcoughcough

BTW, if ur going 2 call me racist, at least spell it right :D :p
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2004, 09:42
Im not being racist, its a fact that he's the first good black golfer


No..there were others, he's just the first to be accepted as a good golfer..and a black man.
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:43
it's the whole "you know the world is screwed up when" thing followed by your comment.

It means that the world's traditional views, ideals, traditions etc have completely changed
BLARGistania
07-09-2004, 09:43
It means that the world's traditional views, ideals, traditions etc have completely changed

okay then.
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:44
No..there were others, he's just the first to be accepted as a good golfer..and a black man.

Like who? Who has been a good black golfer that has made it to the top of the world rankings so quickly, and for so long?
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2004, 09:45
Like who? Who has been a good black golfer that has made it to the top of the world rankings so quickly, and for so long?


Will Smith!


Actually, Golfs not my sport, really.
But for the longest time, blacks werent allowed to even play on many courses.
BLARGistania
07-09-2004, 09:47
BTW, if ur going 2 call me racist, at least spell it right :D :p

I'm sorry, its late and I have a headache.

RACIST

There. [/sarcasm]
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 09:48
Mmm true, but you have to admit, since they have been allowed to play, he is the best and most well known.

Where did Will Smith come from???
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2004, 09:49
Mmm true, but you have to admit, since they have been allowed to play, he is the best and most well known.

Where did Will Smith come from???


"The Legend of Bagger Vance."

and I blieve he came from Phileadelphia.
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2004, 09:54
Didn't someone do this like 12 hours ago?

Sadly, this is more a damnation of what I've been doing with myself today than anything else.....
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2004, 09:56
Didn't someone do this like 12 hours ago?

Sadly, this is more a damnation of what I've been doing with myself today than anything else.....


Im of two minds...

"Get a life.."

and,

"Time you enjoy wasting isnt wasted time."
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 10:00
Didn't someone do this like 12 hours ago?

Sadly, this is more a damnation of what I've been doing with myself today than anything else.....

Ur damn right thats a damnation. That is so incredibly sad. Go 2 ur local 2 dollar shop and buy a second hand life if u cant get a new one.
Playstation Widows
07-09-2004, 10:30
This is all very confusing would one of you please explain to me what has Will Smith got to do with Tiger Woods and was Eminem just a random quote?
Mutant Dogs
07-09-2004, 10:34
Dogs Is Here
BackwoodsSquatches
07-09-2004, 10:38
This is all very confusing would one of you please explain to me what has Will Smith got to do with Tiger Woods and was Eminem just a random quote?


top of the page, dude.
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2004, 10:45
Ur damn right thats a damnation. That is so incredibly sad. Go 2 ur local 2 dollar shop and buy a second hand life if u cant get a new one.
Ah, screw that. First, you're on the same board I am. Second, I just came out of working a festival and (I feel) I have every right in the world to sit here and do nothing all day for once. That was a long damn festival....
Kleptonis
07-09-2004, 10:52
I defeinitely remember this. Except it had more reasons why the world was messed up. Yeah, Carterstan, stop copying yesterday's threads and get a life.
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 11:10
When a white man calls a black man racist, because he does not steal from other black man
Importunate beggars
07-09-2004, 11:13
The Germans don't want to go to war

Well most of the germans are just happy that we were able to rebuild our country that fast. In fact we have other problems than sending our children to death. Germany isn't the war monger nation it was in the past. We are a Federal Republik, that is in fact quite pacifistic. Even if our leaders would like to go to war, the majority of our population would protest against it, till we got our troops back home. And because of our constitution we are not allowed to start a war. We only may defend our country. That's the reason why germany mostly rebuild country's and often prefer sending money than troops.
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 11:17
Well most of the germans are just happy that we were able to rebuild our country that fast. In fact we have other problems than sending our children to death. Germany isn't the war monger nation it was in the past. We are a Federal Republik, that is in fact quite pacifistic. Even if our leaders would like to go to war, the majority of our population would protest against it, till we got our troops back home. And because of our constitution we are not allowed to start a war. We only may defend our country. That's the reason why germany mostly rebuild country's and often prefer sending money than troops.
You just got tired of losing all the time :D [/sarcasm]
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 11:31
Well maybe we just learned that war sucks... and that you have to think about what your leaders are telling you.....
gee, you think? [/sarcasm]

BTW do you know what sarcasm is?
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 11:35
...when I'm the last poster of FIVE threads
Carterstan
07-09-2004, 12:18
I defeinitely remember this. Except it had more reasons why the world was messed up. Yeah, Carterstan, stop copying yesterday's threads and get a life.

Get a life urself. I haven't been on here for months and i just came on today. The fact that you were here yesterday monitoring threads shows just how much YOU need a life. I wasn't here to copy it, idiot. Did you ever think I mite have come up with it myself? Or hadn't that penetrated your obviously thick skull yet? Mate, act ur age, not ur IQ.
Cannot think of a name
07-09-2004, 12:44
Get a life urself. I haven't been on here for months and i just came on today. The fact that you were here yesterday monitoring threads shows just how much YOU need a life. I wasn't here to copy it, idiot. Did you ever think I mite have come up with it myself? Or hadn't that penetrated your obviously thick skull yet? Mate, act ur age, not ur IQ.
Wow, you're kinda of a beligerant little snot, aren't you? I was taking you in as good natured, my mistake.

So you came up with something some else did earlier (and more complete) while you haven't been on in months. And somehow, posting it here in the peacemeal fashion is somehow a 'better' than the people who respond to it. Just so I'm understanding. Cause, you know, if someone is going to bandy about "get a life," I like to know that it's because they have signifigant grounds, seeing as you are spending valuable minutes of your precious life posting something that has already been done and then using more valuable minutes spitting insults at people. Is this the life you're advertising? Just so I'm clear. I would hate for someone in a glass house to break anything...
Jellybadgeria
07-09-2004, 12:44
Thought of it yourself? Not likely. That thing has been around the net and elsewhere for... like... years. And I rather doubt you were the one to originally think of it back then.
Homicidal Pacifists
07-09-2004, 13:49
You know the world is screwed up when people actually consider golf to be a sport.
:(
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 13:51
Or American Football
Jeruselem
07-09-2004, 13:53
The world's best golfer is black (Tiger Woods)

Actually the No 1 golfer is now VJ Singh ... Indian Fijian so nothing changes. Tiger was Asian actually.
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 13:58
...when people argue in favor of incest
Homicidal Pacifists
07-09-2004, 14:03
Tiger was Asian actually.
He's mixed African and Chinese I believe.

...when people argue in favor of incest
Talk to any royal family in the world. They're almost basically cloning themselves anytime they reproduce.
Legless Pirates
07-09-2004, 14:05
Talk to any royal family in the world. They're almost basically cloning themselves anytime they reproduce.
LOL, well then the world has been screwed up for some time
Homicidal Pacifists
07-09-2004, 14:09
LOL, well then the world has been screwed up for some time
Indeed it has.
Anjamin
07-09-2004, 14:12
Tiger was Asian actually.

No, in Dave Chappelle's racial draft it was decided that Tiger Woods is black.
Norse Lands
07-09-2004, 14:26
15 year old girls want plastic surgery
Carterstan
08-09-2004, 04:11
Wow, you're kinda of a beligerant little snot, aren't you? I was taking you in as good natured, my mistake.

So you came up with something some else did earlier (and more complete) while you haven't been on in months. And somehow, posting it here in the peacemeal fashion is somehow a 'better' than the people who respond to it. Just so I'm understanding. Cause, you know, if someone is going to bandy about "get a life," I like to know that it's because they have signifigant grounds, seeing as you are spending valuable minutes of your precious life posting something that has already been done and then using more valuable minutes spitting insults at people. Is this the life you're advertising? Just so I'm clear. I would hate for someone in a glass house to break anything...

alrite, fine im sorry, i had a loooong day at skool and im a little pissed rite now, so im jumping at everyone. Urs was just the straw that broke the camel's back ok?
Carterstan
08-09-2004, 04:12
Thought of it yourself? Not likely. That thing has been around the net and elsewhere for... like... years. And I rather doubt you were the one to originally think of it back then.

Meh, i heard it on the street and i just thought id put it into a forum. didn't know it had been used in one b4. I mean a new FORUM topic, not just a new topic.
Cheney-Land
08-09-2004, 05:24
You know the world is screwed up when the body count hits 1k, and nobody has even admitted to thinking of impeaching Bush.

Clinton= 1 potential bastard child
Bush= At least 1,000 Americans, and at least 10,000 civilians (between Afghanistan and Iraq) that will never have any more children at all.
Kryozerkia
08-09-2004, 05:28
you know the world is screwed when...

- Bush is reelected
- Kim Il-jong is free to run amok with his WMDs
- the anarchy in Iraq spreads through the Mid-East
- Michael Moore and other liberals suddenly shut-up
Carterstan
08-09-2004, 08:07
Clinton= 1 potential bastard child.

You've got to be joking. Clinton's done it stacks more times than that, he just couldn't keep this particular one a secret.
Sdaeriji
08-09-2004, 08:14
I know someone must've pointed this out already, but Tiger Woods just recently (I believe this week) lost the #1 ranking in the world after having it for 200+ weeks in a row. You've got damn good timing to post this tired old joke.