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What if Hitler came back...

Colodia
06-09-2004, 03:54
...and decided he really really liked Jews? Your thoughts...Discuss!

*bangs a gong*
Dakini
06-09-2004, 03:55
do you mean that you're banging a gong, by any chance?
Chess Squares
06-09-2004, 03:56
if hitler came back and he liked jews.. he would get his own talk show like on family guy!
Colodia
06-09-2004, 03:56
do you mean that you're banging a gong, by any chance?
*sigh*


thanks
Angolistica
06-09-2004, 04:08
This is certainly an odd thread, you mean if Hitler wasn't Hitler? Sure, if he was cloned he'd be fine, it is life experiences, not gene structure that shape a villian, anyways, he's stupid, he didn't even come up with the "final Solution" that was Rienhard Heinrich, I know my stuff about this era.
CthulhuFhtagn
06-09-2004, 04:26
if hitler came back and he liked jews.. he would get his own talk show like on family guy!


And said segment was just on about 5 minutes ago!
IDF
06-09-2004, 04:28
if hitler came back and he liked jews.. he would get his own talk show like on family guy!
that episode was just on!!!
Next on Hitler...
If you want tickets to hitler dial 1-800-dsfasdfdsahgadgsasjgafgagfafsdgfa
Terra Matsu
06-09-2004, 04:31
that episode was just on!!!
Next on Hitler...
If you want tickets to hitler dial 1-800-dsfasdfdsahgadgsasjgafgagfafsdgfa
NO! THAT'S THE WRONG PHONE NUMBER! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN! IT'S 1-888-SDA-FGAJ!!!
IDF
06-09-2004, 04:33
NO! THAT'S THE WRONG PHONE NUMBER! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN! IT'S 1-888-SDA-FGAJ!!!
I just typed giberish. It was some wierd 3 line thing.
Zyzyx Road
06-09-2004, 04:35
i would arm wrestle him for a milk shake
Undecidedterritory
06-09-2004, 04:35
If Hitler came back he would pretend to like the jews and then try to make america his allie so he could take us down ( with the help of a few naive liberals " he wasnt a threat" ) and reestablish his empire.
Clan HunHill
06-09-2004, 04:41
If you're being serious about it, he'd be tried for War Crimes, and then either imprisoned for life, or possibly executed.

In a joking way, I think he'd become a Rabii (sp?) and try to atone for his crimes against the Jewish people. Just think of hitler with the beard and curly hair ... good laughs.
Phillycheesesteaks
06-09-2004, 04:42
:) :) i would give him a cookie :sniper:
Runny Arse Cannons
06-09-2004, 04:44
If Hitler came back he would pretend to like the jews and then try to make america his allie so he could take us down ( with the help of a few naive liberals " he wasnt a threat" ) and reestablish his empire.

No, man. Just no.
Watertest
06-09-2004, 05:08
I can't believe that I am responding to this.......How would he come back, would he be a clone? Or the same person? Or someone with the same character, just without the previous experences.....He would probably be a painter or artist.......Someone that judged one of his paintings said that his landscape painting was almost professional standard, but he couldn't draw good pictures of people with expressions or emotions....which is why he got rejected from the Art University in Austria....Just an opinion...
LordaeronII
06-09-2004, 05:16
He'd run around the world and hug all the Jews he could find! Then be promptly sacked and beaten to death.

Anywayyyssss... no more seriously, he'd be tried for war crimes, and then depending where he was tried, executed or serve his life out in a jail of some sort.
Tweedy The Hat
06-09-2004, 05:23
...and decided he really really liked Jews? Your thoughts...Discuss!

*bangs a gong*


He'd go to Hollywood, where else?