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I believe he is a man who should've been jailed for manslaughter or maybe even murder depending on what time line version you believe in.


Here are some funny Chappaquiddick Ted songs. These two are from Rush Limbaugh's "The Way Things Ought to be" Enjoy.
THE PHILANDERER (Sung by a Ted Kennedy sound alike to the tune of "The Wanderer")
Oh, well I'm the type of guy who would never settle down Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same I get so gosh darned hammerd I don't even know their names 'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer I sleep around, around, around, around, around

Well my views are on the left, got a bimbo on the right Only God will know where I'll be passing out tonight And if you want to ask me which girl I love the best I'll tear open my shirt, got mother Rosie on my chest 'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer I sleep around, around, around, around, around

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy, he likes to roam around I'm never in one place, I wake from town to town But when I find myself falling for some girl I walk right in that car of mine and I take her for a whirl Because I'm a Kennedy, yes I'm a Kennedy The car skids round and round and round and round and round

KENNA-DAY-O (Sung by Harry Belafonte sound-alike to the tune of "The Banana Boat Song (Day-O)"
Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day-ay-o
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Say Mr. Kennedy put back your banana
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Uncle Ted is naked out on the veranda
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Late one night down in Palm Beach town
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Brought young girl back to the big compound
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Hormones. Hormones.
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-ay-o
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Up in Chappaquiddick Teddy looked for romance
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
JFK couldn't keep it in his own pants
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o
Kenneday clan is in trouble once more
Kenna-day-o, Kenna-day-o
Hormones are raging they won't leave us alone .

"Ode to Teddy Kennedy"
This song is from a sports bar in Indy called "Little Diddys" it goes to the tune of "Ode to Billy Joe"
He was a Massachusetts Senator in love with ole Mary Joe!
He said the party's gettin' borin so I think that we had better go!
So he grabbed a couple six packs out of Mr. Fitzpatricks fridge!
The night that little Teddy Kennedy drove off the Chappaquiddick bridge.
(line spoken by Teddy Kennedy imitator or in Boston accent) Well I came back 8 hours later, Mary Joe and the car were gone

Classy, with bait that good you should get the red-bellied flamer.

How about you find me one person in Washington who isn't guilty of a felony and I'll show you someone whos new.

http://www.proteinwisdom.com/images/kennedyinvite.jpg

Classy, with bait that good you should get the red-bellied flamer.

How about you find me one person in Washington who isn't guilty of a felony and I'll show you someone whos new.
Why? Why did you have to respond to the flamebait? Couldn't we let this thread just die quickly? There's only one thing we can do now...
(Puts up a "For the love of all that is holy, don't feed the TROLLS" sign)

I sort of had to vote "he's a murderer" because it's the only option that expresses my disliking for the man. He's as liberal as some of the die hard socialists in Western Europe, and he did something unethical, and probably illegal. However, he is not a murderer. To Kennedy lovers, I apoligize. To IDF, make a better poll next time.

Technically, he isn't a murderer as much as he was a drunk moron.

Either way, he should be barred from political office because he's a damned socialist assclown.

no one cares what rush limbaugh says, go away

no one cares what rush limbaugh says, go away
True, he's nothing but an arrogance ugly-as-sin Nazi who blows through his ass.

True, he's nothing but an arrogance ugly-as-sin Nazi who blows through his ass.
Rush is no Nazi. He is one of the strongest supporters of Israel and the Jews so please come back with facts next time you post on this thread.

no one cares what rush limbaugh says, go away

Yeah, those millions of listeners just tune in to humor him...

All i know is that his face is the 3rd reddest object in the universe, next to Mars and Senya.

Rush is no Nazi. He is one of the strongest supporters of Israel and the Jews so please come back with facts next time you post on this thread.
Sure he is. (http://bootnewt.tripod.com/imanazi.htm)

By the way, this is just about the most pathetic thread I've ever seen.

Sure he is. (http://bootnewt.tripod.com/imanazi.htm)

By the way, this is just about the most pathetic thread I've ever seen.

Why? Your hero is a cold blooded killer

where is the "Limbaugh is a hypocritical drug addict" option?

My perception is that he is a weak and vainglorious man. But if people vote for him, that's their business.

where is the "Limbaugh is a hypocritical drug addict" option?
At least Rush never murdered anyone

Why? Your hero is a cold blooded killer
One--Kennedy is not my hero.
Two--so is your First Lady.

One--Kennedy is not my hero.
Two--so is your First Lady.
Laura wasn't drunk when she crashed her car. Teddy was drunk and fled the scene, not reporting it for 8 hours. It would've been possible to save Mary Joe's life, but Teddy left her to drown so he could go sober up.

Laura wasn't drunk when she crashed her car. Teddy was drunk and fled the scene, not reporting it for 8 hours. It would've been possible to save Mary Joe's life, but Teddy left her to drown so he could go sober up.
Whether or not Laura Bush was drunk is immaterial. Besides, you don't know either of those things with any degree of certainty. You weren't there, so quit acting like you're some fucking bastion of the moral high ground.

Kennedy is a murderer.
Kerry is a murderer.
Clinton is a murderer.
Liberals don't care that their heroes are all scum. :sniper:

Kennedy is a murderer.
Kerry is a murderer.
Clinton is a murderer.
Liberals don't care that their heroes are all scum. :sniper:And you have just joined the ranks of the utterly pathetic.

And you have just joined the ranks of the utterly pathetic.
:rolleyes: Well, Thanks for the Invite. First of all, I would like to thank Incertonia, founder of the club. Without you, I would have no direction in my pursuit of pathecity. Second, I would like to thank my guinea pig, Skipper. Feeding you has been a chore I have loved each and every moment.

Kennedy is a murderer.
Kerry is a murderer.
Clinton is a murderer.
Liberals don't care that their heroes are all scum. :sniper:
No proof.

Bill Trolls

Liberals don't care that their heroes are all scum. :sniper:

Wrong but if it were true, they'd only be the same as Republicans now wouldn't they?

Whether or not Laura Bush was drunk is immaterial. Besides, you don't know either of those things with any degree of certainty. You weren't there, so quit acting like you're some fucking bastion of the moral high ground.
It is a fact that Teddy was drunk and it is a fact that Laura was sober

It is a fact that Teddy was drunk and it is a fact that Laura was sober
Again--Laura's sobriety is not the issue. More importantly, unless you were a party to either accident, then you don't know shit with any degree of certainty.

Jesus Christ--why am I even having this argument with you? Could this discussion be any more pointless?

It is a fact that Teddy was drunk and it is a fact that Laura was sober
Drunk driving tends to detract from Murder and add to Manslaughter.