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Want to write a speech for Bush?

This is poltically neutral.

No comments from the peanut gallery?

Nice...better than the other one I've seen.

That's fun. :) Like playing with a Mr. Potato Head.

Old, but funny

Not enough variety.

Let's just save all the debating for later; I'll write speeches for both sides of the arguments.

For Bush:
BUSH ROCKS.


Agaisnt Bush:
BUSH SUCKS.




Thank you for your time.

Now, anyone have neat speeches they'd like to share from the flash?

Let's just save all the debating for later; I'll write speeches for both sides of the arguments.

For Bush:
BUSH ROCKS.


Agaisnt Bush:
BUSH SUCKS.




Thank you for your time.

Now, anyone have neat speeches they'd like to share from the flash?

One argument more than there needs to be. These can be consolidated into a single one:

BUSH SUCKS ROCKS

Here's mine:

I resign.

Heehee, awesome.

Here's mine... it doesn't have the same effect without W's voice, though. I will attack the innocent and destroy the peace in the United Nations' Security Council. *applause* I am shit, and I can take innocent life in this hidden prejudice against Iraq's neighbors and against Iraq's people. And I have a message for them: democracy is a beautiful thing, and may god continue to use force, agression, and bad faith, and kills thousands, or hundreds of thousands of innocent people. Goodnight, and again, God Bless America.

One argument more than there needs to be. These can be consolidated into a single one:

BUSH SUCKS ROCKS

I have the final one!

BUSH SUCKS ROCKS...oh, and I resign.

__________ is/are evil. [applause] We must destroy __________. [applause]America will prevail against __________. [applause] My oppenent says he's against __________, but he voted for __________ in 1972. [laughter] Thank you, and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! [Standing ovation, protester dragged off in the distance]