NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to Uber thread. A strange land I created just now. look around. theirs a fighting ring, open bar, open micc and the works. have fun. (why am I doing this?) I'm bored.

Huh. OK, I'm game.

*steps into fighting ring*

*jumps right in an attacks AM*

*steps into the ring

Let's battle, fool!

*Punches AM and heads to the bar...

Ahh, I need a drink. Bartender, one cold milk please.

*Punches AM and heads to the bar...

Ahh, I need a drink. Bartender, one cold milk please.

*takes cold milk bottle, breaks it on the bar, and makes stabbing motions toward Galliam*

*spots Gallium*

Runnin' away, are ya?

sweet. battle ring.
*takes off his hirt and slides in*

*takes cold milk bottle, breaks it on the bar, and makes stabbing motions toward Galliam*

*Whips out the predator blades

Alright Buddy, you asked for it that was my milk!

Gael, you're next!!!

AIIIIIIIIIG :mp5:

*Whips out the predator blades

Alright Buddy, you asked for it that was my milk!

Gael, you're next!!!

AIIIIIIIIIG :mp5:

*dodges Matrix-style*

Bring it on!

*adopts a fighting stance*

*Enters room in imperial walker*

Alcohol? EVIL!

(Pyew pyew pyew!)

(BWUFSH! Explosiony explosiony!)

Oops.

*Enters fighting ring*

Gaeltach, prepare for the piercing blades of the WINDILL!!!!!! :mad:

*Spins wildly, then falls down.

Dang it!

*sits in lawn chair and watches fight*

*pounces on Gallium and gets him in a choke-hold*

*realizes no one's attacking AM anymore*
*goes to the bar*
*Mmm.... Tastey wheat....*

*Rolls with Gael into the mud!

Now the fighting get's interesting!

*Lets three punches fly

Yay, mud!

*knees him in the crotch after taking the punches in her side, and pulls his right arm up behind his back*

*Tosses a primed 'nade into the thread, then leaves.*

*Tosses a primed 'nade into the thread, then leaves.*

*Eats 'nade,
That's a spicy meat-a-ball
*lets a Ninja star flie and strikes AM in the back of the head. :eek: <What he looked like!! :p

*Randomly shoots at civilians - liberal civilians, that is.*

*goes to bed
g'night guys

*Tosses a primed 'nade into the thread, then leaves.*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*dives on grenade*
*I think I'm done on this thread for awhile*

*chews on Pax*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*dives on grenade*
*I think I'm done on this thread for awhile*

Wait, was I already killed from the ninja star? I'm so confused...

*Presses first red button seen on console and waits for something to happen to Gaeltach...*

*turns into a chicken...one of BV's exploding chickens!*

*explodes*

*Gets out of imperial walker, picks up pieces of exploded chicken, gets back in*

*Enjoys tasty chicken*

*eyes buldge*
wow. that was different.

*chicken DNA starts taking control of Pax's body.*

*Begins pecking at yellow buttons*

*Yellow buttons activate large overly-ornate squirt guns affixed to the front of the walker*

*jumps up and pulls the trigger on the water-gun*

*Walks in, drawing both swords*

Welcome to Paradise!

Jim

*spots Jim and drops down and pulls the broad sword from its shethe on his back and holds it in a gaurd position*

*Thrashes in struggle with chickeny goodness, unfortunately firing cool lasers all over the room*

*uses the sheen of the sword to deflect those heading towards him*

*spots Jim and drops down and pulls the broad sword from its shethe on his back and holds it in a gaurd position*


*sees a challenge. drops his right point and bring his left into a strong cross.*

*Finds self strangely aroused by gratuitous violence. Seeks therapy*

*chicken DNA spontaneously reforms into Gael as we knew her in human form. She looks for someone to fight*

*Throws Gael to ground and doe something impressive with imperial walker*

*rolls out of the way before the big machine can step on her. She climbs up the leg, opens a panel, and starts messing with some circuitry*

*Gaeltach gets electrocuted. Don't mess with circuits!*

*brings sword to bear on Jim, the tip pointed between his eyes and charges*