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Ok, we will soon see these two go head to head in the world of politics but we have yet to see them duke it ou tin the ring.

who do you think would win?

The Returning Champ Bush or The New Challenger Kerry?

I'd say Bush. He could mess up Kerry cowboy style!

In like a fist fight? Easy, Kerry... he is in great shape and stands about 5 inches taller then Bush. He fought in Vietnam, he's a tough guy.

I say Kerry... he'd kick Bush so hard in the "bad boys" that his great-great-great-grandchildren will weep in pain! :D

Ok...aside of that! Serious? Kerry would really teach Bush a thing or two...

In like a fist fight? Easy, Kerry... he is in great shape and stands about 5 inches taller then Bush. He fought in Vietnam, he's a tough guy.

You're just saying that because you're a liberal ;)

I don't know, " Ring Side Spectators For FREEDOM ! " could effect Kerry's form on the day ... ;)

You're just saying that because you're a liberal ;)

No, as a liberal I'd prefer no fist fighting..lol but no one can deny that Kerry is a much larger man then Bush is. Simple as that. Well unless Bush knows some secret kung-fu or some thing..lol

They should both be given swords to settle matters.

I don't know, " Ring Side Spectators For FREEDOM ! " could effect Kerry's form on the day ... ;)

Whatever happened to that picture of the creepy man anyway?

They should both be given swords to settle matters.

that can be fixed....

and what if Nader could jump in lol

I can see Bush pulling some hidden dragon stuf fon Kerry.

No, as a liberal I'd prefer no fist fighting..lol but no one can deny that Kerry is a much larger man then Bush is. Simple as that. Well unless Bush knows some secret kung-fu or some thing..lol

But Bush lies alot, he might have a gun ;)

i think they would call a little girly truce, bush would be like "we need a moose", and kerry would say "a moose? i dont think a moose would solve our problems, how bout a truce, I GOT PURPLE HEARTS DAMIT!!!" and bush would respond with "Yeeeehaaaaa mother fu*&er" then snipers would kill them
:fluffle: :sniper:
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Bush and kerry making up


The moral of the story is that headaches really suck :confused:

that can be fixed....

Ah good. Wouldn't be much of a deathmatch if they only used fists. Which increases the probability that one of them might survive it.

Shirtless knife fight!

If they fought four years ago, Bush would have won. He could run a mile in 6 minutes. Since then, John Kerry has gotten into better shape and Bush has gotten out of shape. John Kerry has the advantage in brute strength and whatever skills he learned in the military. Despite what the political cartoonists would have you believe, George W Bush isn't a cowboy and he doesn't live at a real ranch

No, as a liberal I'd prefer no fist fighting..lol but no one can deny that Kerry is a much larger man then Bush is. Simple as that. Well unless Bush knows some secret kung-fu or some thing..lol
Bush will wear his elevator shoes, while standing on a soap box?

Kerry will win in a purple heartbeat!! :)

Unarmed combat: Bush tries to wrestle Kerry like a pig. Kerry peals him off and throws him against the nearest wall, or floor if no wall is readily available. He then picks Bush up and throws again. Rinse and repeat until you have made your very own Pile of Bloody Pulp.

Sword Fight: Kerry would kill Bush while Bush is making practice swings. Vietnamese killer instinct, that one's got.

Shirtless Knife Fight: Bush probably has never used a knife to fight, whereas Kerry was in Vietnam.

Kerry is weak an gangly. Only the arrogance of Bush can cause Kerry to win.


















The odds seem in Kerry’s favor.

just to start an argument I say Bush would win, Kerry's face is too long and if he swung he would be too distracted at agreeing with Bush, but running against him, and miss Bush, until finally Bush approves of the attack and he hits Bush, but then Bush sends his almight presidential blow to Kerry KO him....
...btw I have no clue what I am talking about

Considering the Democrat (oh the irony) is the only one in the entire Presidential race who's actually killed a man (by his own direct actions, at least), I'd say the guy who couldn't cut it defending the airspace of Texas from Viet Cong invaders would go down pretty fast. Especially considering he's got the same qualifications to be an actual cowboy as John Edwards does. A Southern drawl.

but no one can deny that Kerry is a much larger man then Bush is.Well, I recall Clinton had a ploy along those lines but I don't think it quite worked out for him ... :D

also for the sake of argument: I think Kerry would take a while to decide which punch to throw and before he does Bush would have punched his face. Bush could use his large ears to fly but thats getting off the subject.

also for the sake of argument: I think Kerry would take a while to decide which punch to throw and before he does Bush would have punched his face. Bush could use his large ears to fly but thats getting off the subject.
lol Kerry's face would be an easy target to hit, it is very long

lol Kerry's face would be an easy target to hit, it is very long

lol true dat true dat.

I think Edwards and Cheny should also join the fray. I think Nader died even ebfore he got in the ring.

Come to think of it ...

" BUSH-O-HULK-O-MON, I CHOOSE YOU ! "

* The Rep of Komokom throws an anti-gay-marriage bill onto the ground, from which a On Steroids style Bush analogue flashes out from in a burst of badly uttered sentances,

" BUSH-O-HULK-O-MON, USE CON-FULFFLE ATTACK ! "

* On Steroids style Bush analogue proceeds to stutter Kerry to death.

just to start an argument I say Bush would win, Kerry's face is too long and if he swung he would be too distracted at agreeing with Bush, but running against him, and miss Bush, until finally Bush approves of the attack and he hits Bush, but then Bush sends his almight presidential blow to Kerry KO him....
...btw I have no clue what I am talking about
An the applause meter says?:

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An the applause meter says?:

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I found it rather funny. Nothing to be taken serious and if someone takes it seriously, then you need to get your priorities fixed.

I me tthis topic to laugh and have a fun debate of who your canidate owuld win, not hard feelings :)

exactly lol if you didn't notice my I have no clue what I am saying at the end of my last post :p

I think that if kerry got into the fight quick enough that he could win. Otherwise bush would just be lame and camp the whole time until he won. Cheater.

Or if Nader joined the fray he would be lame and quadwhore the whole time. I think he would win if he was in it.

Did you see Kerry throw that pitch out at the Red Sox game? what a wuss, Bush handily.

Did you see Kerry throw that pitch out at the Red Sox game? what a wuss, Bush handily.


lol, ya. Wonder how well he threw grenades then...

But maybe in the fight he won't use his hands, maybe he'll be more of a kicker. He has longer legs than Bush so he could probably hit him before Bush can hit Kerry.

Considering the Democrat (oh the irony) is the only one in the entire Presidential race who's actually killed a man
Yeah, with an m16. I could kill a man with a gun too. We're talkin' fist fight.

Bush would pwn Kerry, easily. Kerry is all stickly, and height advantage or not Bush would just light him up in about 3 seconds. And it's not like Bush is out of shape, he was in the National Guard and plays a mean round of golf :-D

Yall, Bush is from Texas. It would never become a fist fight. He would just pull out the 12 guage and put deer slugs into Kerry. But Texans are the toughest guys I know, so definately Bush.

some other interesting scenarios:

* i want to see a knife fight where their left wrists are tied together, like in michael jackson's beat it video. and democrats and republicans dressed as rival gangmembers/dancers. that would be cool.

* how about a bike race? like who could stay on his bike longer before falling off?
http://www.boston.com/news/politics/president/kerry/articles/2004/05/02/kerry_uninjured_in_fall_from_bicycle/
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/05/22/bush.fall/

(and before anyone points it out, yes, i know kerry rides a road bike and bush a mountain bike.)

* i don't know if either of them does martial arts, but they could duke it out like chuck norris and bruce lee in in the way of the dragon. if bush and norris could be likened to each other by way of association to the state of texas, then kerry would win... i mean did you see bruce rip out a handful of chuck's chest hair in that movie?

Yall, Bush is from Texas. It would never become a fist fight. He would just pull out the 12 guage and put deer slugs into Kerry. But Texans are the toughest guys I know, so definately Bush.
However, Bush is not a Texan so your argument fails?

Well, neither. But Kerry fought in Nam, so prolly him. I'm from Idaho, and everyone knows that we're alot tougher than Texans (yes, I know Bush isn't really texan, but play along). I'd start him off with a nice donkey punch, maybe a nipple squeeze, a nipple gag, hit him a heavy peice of farm equipment, and give him a hitler while he's passed out. But, I dunno what I could do to Kerry. I kinda like him. Cheney is easy, just make him run, and he'll die of a heart attack. Edwards looks like he's in good shape.