NationStates Jolt Archive

At school kids are always changing the words to songs, and I just wondered if anyone remembers a song parody from when they were younger (or from just recently if you are still in school). Here is an example from when I was in elementary school:

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Santa Claus is dead.
He tried to take my teddy bear,
So I shot him in the head.

or

We three kings of orient are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded,
Now we're on yonder star.

Stupid stuff like that.

We three kings of orient are,
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded,
Now we're on yonder star.


We three King of Orient are,
One in a taxi one in a car
One's on a table, drinking Black Label
smoking a big cigar,

Oooh Star of wonder Star of light
Pack your knickers with Dynamite
Light the fuse and off we go
Round the World to Mexico

To the tune of "Lean on Me"

Shit on me...

well, there aren't really any more lyrics besides the constant repetition of that.

We three King of Orient are,
One in a taxi one in a car
One's on a table, drinking Black Label
smoking a big cigar,

Oooh Star of wonder Star of light
Pack your knickers with Dynamite
Light the fuse and off we go
Round the World to Mexico

I've never heard that version before! That's pretty funny!

I'm trying to remember the rest of the parodied Pledge of Allegiance. I goes something like:

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
Micheal Jackson is a fag...

Something about toys and playing with little boys, I can't remember the rest.

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Uncle Billy lost his willy
On the M6 motorway.

I've never heard that version before! That's pretty funny!

I'm trying to remember the rest of the parodied Pledge of Allegiance. I goes something like:

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
Micheal Jackson is a fag...

Something about toys and playing with little boys, I can't remember the rest.
I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a fag, He used to play with little toys now he plays with little boys.
???
Is there meant to be more?

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Uncle Billy lost his willy
On the M6 motorway.

I've always heard:

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin layed an egg.
The batmobile lost a wheel,
and the joker got away.



Joy to the world, Barney's dead!
We barbequed his head!
Don't worry 'bout the body,
we flushed it down the potty.
Round and round it goes,
like Indiana Jones.
Round and round
and round it goes.

I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a fag, He used to play with little toys now he plays with little boys.
???
Is there meant to be more?

I thought there was, but maybe not.

Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalalalalalala
Light the matches watch them gleam, falalalalalalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes, falalalalalalalala
Aren't you glad we played with matches, falalalalalalalala

Don't think that one would be too acceptible these days...

Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
We Bar-B-Q'd her head!
What happened to the body
We flushed it down the potty,
Around and round it goes,
Around and round it goes,
Around around around it goes.

And my favorite growing up:

I love you, you love me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
With a knife in his back
And a bullet through his head
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead?

I know two Barney songs:

I hate you,
You hate me,
We're an unhappy family,
With a great big slug,
And a kick from me to you,
Won't you say you hate me, too?

I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me HIV,
I asked, doctor, doctor,
What made me sick,
he said it was Barney's d**k.

Well, as for songs that are parodies, I like "Pull My Strings" (can't post lyrics here, Myrth will yell :)), but I really can't be arsed to look for other things...

"Shoppers At The Mall" (Parody of Flowers on the wall)

Sales for clearing, spend unearned cash using their express,
As they trot through shop and store the malls are quite a mess.
They're buying boots and walking shoes and buying by the ton,
After Christmas shopping season is the reason for all this fun.

See those shoppers at the mall,
Outside traffic's at a crawl.
Bank accounts are overdrawn, what the heck, they're havin' fun.
Buying blank diskettes, or zapping sales with lights of blue,
The stuff their buying, they haven't a clue.

You can't afford it that's OK, it's yours no money down,
The price is cheap but interest's steep your judgement is not sound.
Hey on the right those Christmas lights are just two ninety-nine.
You buy 'em now but they get lost come round next Christmas time.

See those shoppers at the mall,
Outside traffic's at a crawl.
Bank accounts are overdrawn, what the heck, they're havin' fun.
Buying blank diskettes, or zapping sales with lights of blue,
The stuff their buying, they haven't a clue.

If you could see you, wouldn't be you, even for one night,
It's this shoppers' buying frezy, that gives me such a fright.
It's becoming quite a custom worse than trick or treat.
Halloween it just ain't over 'til all sales complete.

See those shoppers at the mall,
Outside traffic's at a crawl.
Bank accounts are overdrawn, what the heck, they're havin' fun.
Buying blank diskettes, or zapping sales with lights of blue,
The stuff their buying, they haven't a clue.

I like Weird Al, and he's the master of parodies.

enter wierd al.