Japaica
03-09-2004, 00:32
All those can vegans threads got me thinking.
Can vegans shit on the chest of a baby while masterbating into the ear of a pig while kicking a donkey, right before the republican convention, and then accidentally shart their pants while trying to impress a girl, which causes them to be embarrased, go home, and then drink lots of beer cause of their failed attempt to get laid, which impairs their judgement and causes them to go to a friends house and drink some more and smoke pot from depression, and then talk to their friend about their problems but remember that a seinfeld rerun special is on, so they go home, but get in a car crash, go to the hospital, and get pissed at a nurse because they had no vegan food, and injure a nurse, go to jail, get buttraped by a large inmate, and go home after 20 years, miss the toilet when pissing, and slip on the piss, hit thier head on the toilet seat, causing them to get knocked out, and then, upon waking up, is very confused and eats a hamburger while thinking it's a veggy burger?
Can vegans shit on the chest of a baby while masterbating into the ear of a pig while kicking a donkey, right before the republican convention, and then accidentally shart their pants while trying to impress a girl, which causes them to be embarrased, go home, and then drink lots of beer cause of their failed attempt to get laid, which impairs their judgement and causes them to go to a friends house and drink some more and smoke pot from depression, and then talk to their friend about their problems but remember that a seinfeld rerun special is on, so they go home, but get in a car crash, go to the hospital, and get pissed at a nurse because they had no vegan food, and injure a nurse, go to jail, get buttraped by a large inmate, and go home after 20 years, miss the toilet when pissing, and slip on the piss, hit thier head on the toilet seat, causing them to get knocked out, and then, upon waking up, is very confused and eats a hamburger while thinking it's a veggy burger?