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Nation for sale

Nag Ehgoeg
02-09-2004, 19:43
+3.719 billion population
Democratic Socailists
Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Imploded
Political Freedoms:Good
regional delegate
ested December 9th 2002

Shall we start the bidding at $10?
Rhyno D
02-09-2004, 19:44
*sets auto-bidder for $1 more than anyone else*
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 19:56
I can't believe someone is going to pay for this.
Bramia
02-09-2004, 19:58
read the rules, you cant sell your nation
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 20:00
lol, why try to anyway.
Bramia
02-09-2004, 20:04
i dunno :P
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 20:07
Dude, here's a tip, why not get a job.You must be really tight for cash right now.
Niggas beenin shoot
02-09-2004, 20:11
he is rite u do need to get a job and y r u sellin sumthin tht u got 4 free?????? ok so u mite get $10 but were will tht take u probly to get sum sweets or sumthin not very fair is it.... u sad lame nerd :p
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 20:13
Well, he isn't going to make anything on this anyway cause noone will buy it.
Kryozerkia
02-09-2004, 20:17
The economy sucks!
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 20:18
The economy sucks!


lol?
Kryozerkia
02-09-2004, 20:19
lol?
The economy of the nation for sale...

Then again, I brought my economy up from the ashes of ruins. I had an imploded economy when I started.
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 20:20
I know but how do you figure...nvm.
TheLiberator
02-09-2004, 20:24
he is rite u do need to get a job and y r u sellin sumthin tht u got 4 free?????? ok so u mite get $10 but were will tht take u probly to get sum sweets or sumthin not very fair is it.... u sad lame nerd :p......Woah, i felt like i was high for a minute after i read your post. :p
Sdaeriji
02-09-2004, 20:32
I'll give you $10, but it doesn't matter because you can't sell your nation anyway.
Taldaan
02-09-2004, 20:32
he is rite u do need to get a job and y r u sellin sumthin tht u got 4 free?????? ok so u mite get $10 but were will tht take u probly to get sum sweets or sumthin not very fair is it.... u sad lame nerd :p

You aren't anything to do with Afmanistan, are you? It's just that you seem to have the same astonishing skill in rhetoric.
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 20:35
What are you saying exactly?
Desiderate
02-09-2004, 20:35
he is rite u do need to get a job and y r u sellin sumthin tht u got 4 free?????? ok so u mite get $10 but were will tht take u probly to get sum sweets or sumthin not very fair is it.... u sad lame nerd :p :eek:

wow, i have never commented on someone else's spelling and grammer before because mine is nothing to brag about, but damn. even if you could buy another nation, Niggas i think you need to save your cash for a dictionary.

as for the person selling the nation, any chance this is a joke? all you people taking it so seriously, i think you need to be open to the chance it's all just a joke and something to pass the time and see how people freak out about it. :headbang:
Snake Venom
02-09-2004, 20:37
:eek:

wow, i have never commented on someone else's spelling and grammer before because mine is nothing to brag about, but damn. even if you could buy another nation, Niggas i think you need to save your cash for a dictionary.

as for the person selling the nation, any chance this is a joke? all you people taking it so seriously, i think you need to be open to the chance it's all just a joke and something to pass the time and see how people freak out about it. :headbang:


lol, well it doesn't matter.
Blaksdria
02-09-2004, 20:42
+3.719 billion population
Democratic Socailists
Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Imploded
Political Freedoms:Good
regional delegate
ested December 9th 2002

Shall we start the bidding at $10?

Don't care for the UN Catagory much, but seeing as your nation is about the same age as mine, there has got to be some value to it. I'll give you 5.4 Million Gumbies (the currency of Blaksdria). That is close to $20 million American I think, to annex your nation. With these Gumbies, you can buy many things from our local stores, including Monty Python merchandise. Deal?
ZAIDAR
02-09-2004, 20:44
First you sell your nation, then your ass. Where does it end pray tell? :rolleyes:
Kryozerkia
02-09-2004, 21:32
he is rite u do need to get a job and y r u sellin sumthin tht u got 4 free?????? ok so u mite get $10 but were will tht take u probly to get sum sweets or sumthin not very fair is it.... u sad lame nerd :p
I'm not going to even attempt to understand what the hell you just said. That is... I don't know what it is...well, besides NOT being English...
Rhyno D
03-09-2004, 01:35
Wait, is this guy serious or joking, cuz I definitely thought he was joking...

If you are joking, again, *auto-bidder, +$1*

If not, then...um...nevermind...
Nag Ehgoeg
05-09-2004, 21:15
First off the Imploded economy was a clue I might have been taking the micheal (which Kryozerkia picked up on). Desiderate was kinda spot on. Although if someone HAD offered me $10+ I'd take it :P after all I can just revive one of my old nations and start again for free (and I don't wanna get done for false advertising).

Come on its funny! Lefty anti-bussiness, private enterprise illeagal selling its self! Not to mention our debunked socallist economy. Damn you guys are mass/volume (now THATS sad, lame and nerdy Niggas beenin shoot).

As it stands I'll have to go with Rhyno D offer of 5.4 Million Gumbies + 1 USD :P That buys a whole lot of montey python... plus something completly different with the $1.

First you sell your nation, then your ass. Where does it end pray tell? :rolleyes:

There's nothing wrong with selling yourself ;-). But watch the content there are kids about. What if I was a preteen looking to get some pocket money? How do you think a comment like that would have gone down? Luckly I'm a dirty minded teenager.

BTW there is however nothing in the rules against selling your nation, and people often buy things that are free (prophylactics and mineral water for example).

So no more fake bids. But then again if someone wants to make me an actual offer...
Roachsylvania
05-09-2004, 21:22
I'll give you $10, but it doesn't matter because you can't sell your nation anyway.
Will you give me $10 too? Not for my nation, just because my ass is broke?
Nag Ehgoeg
05-09-2004, 21:34
I'll give you $10, but it doesn't matter because you can't sell your nation anyway.

hey I didn't see that post before! Who says I can't! There's nothing in the FAQ or T&C. I'll just change my email address for yours. Payment via paypal my email is andrewgeoghegan@msn.com :P

Woot. 10 bucks from a joke thread! I better take the pis- mickey. more often. XD
Fabarce
05-09-2004, 21:40
This is misleading.I wanted to buy the USA so that i could chuck out all the kerry whackers and republicans. But i suppose a nation $7 trillion in debt would be worth much.I bid $7 for the USA can anyone beat that?

Im going to have so much fun with the workforce of the US, heheheheheh :D !
Blaksdria
06-09-2004, 03:04
BTW there is however nothing in the rules against selling your nation, and people often buy things that are free (prophylactics and mineral water for example).
You will have to resign from the UN though before you can sell your nation. Otherwise the buyer may get in trouble if he/she has two nations both in the UN. Furthermore, I would suggest to whomever wins have some sort of legal document saying that Nag Ehgoeg may not accuse the buyer of hijacking his nation (which is mentioned in the rules). I'm sure you wouldn't do that, but it does sound like something someone could do.

If you are still considering selling to Rhyno D, let me make an offer that could get confussing. I will rasie my price offer by 20% more than what Rhyno D will pay. The confussing part comes in when his auto-bidder goes up $1. Every time that happens, my offer is auto-figured with the 20% increase. Depending on how fast Rhyno D's auto-bidder is, the price may explode quickly, but that is a risk my psychic advisor is willing to take.
Ravea
06-09-2004, 03:18
Time to up the ante.

2 and a half billion is my starting bid.
Nag Ehgoeg
06-09-2004, 22:29
ok bid increased
auto bidder
plus 20%

auto bidder and 20% infinate loop

*Invalid data set too long, line 18

Oh no you don't stupid machine! I want my infinate imaginary cash!

PS: That better be a NS 2 feature - humanitarian aid and econmonic annexing.


Also yes if anyone did buy the nation for real (bearing in mind its not really for sale - I just wouldn't say no to a serious offer) I would not accuse the player of cheating. Look at all the witnesses...
Blaksdria
06-09-2004, 23:02
:D