Angry Sister.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:32
My sister blames me for everything her sons do. I was visiting their house today, and while I was there, the kids thought it would be funny if they put saran wrap over the toilet bowl for when their Uncle Goofball uses it. Unfortunately, their mom used it first. Hehehe. It probably wouldn't have worked on me anyway. I am quite adept at spotting saran wrap. It worked on her. Oh, how she screamed!! Did she yell at them? Well, a little. But she yelled at ME even more!
It's not fair. :(
The Island of Rose
02-09-2004, 06:34
Sucks to be you... *rimshot*
Seriously, c'est la vie man...
BackwoodsSquatches
02-09-2004, 06:37
Well, I DO seem to recall something about teaching the tykes to make "Milk Bombs"..
Im sure your not entirely innocent....
However,
It might be a good way to get back at her for past incursions in your childhood days.
BLARGistania
02-09-2004, 06:41
AGAIN LG!
You are good.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:41
Well, I DO seem to recall something about teaching the tykes to make "Milk Bombs"..
Im sure your not entirely innocent....
However,
It might be a good way to get back at her for past incursions in your childhood days.
I taught the kids lots of things. How to make milk bombs... underwear slingshots... green slime....etc.
I taught em how to properly and safely catch skunks. I taught them the 'gooey wake-up prank". I taught them how to saran wrap a toilet... ;)
I taught the kids lots of things. How to make milk bombs... underwear slingshots... green slime....etc.
I taught em how to properly and safely catch skunks. I taught them the 'gooey wake-up prank". I taught them how to saran wrap a toilet... ;)
You have taught them well, things that every kid should know.
Monkeypimp
02-09-2004, 06:48
Wait, what do you do for a job again LG?
just curious.
EvilGnomes
02-09-2004, 06:52
You taught them all that?
gee, I wonder why she blames you?...
how exactly do you catch a skunk though?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 07:03
Wait, what do you do for a job again LG?
just curious.
I'm a clown. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 07:04
You taught them all that?
gee, I wonder why she blames you?...
how exactly do you catch a skunk though?
The short version: Throw a blanket over it.
The long version: (I'll tell you later. :D )
BackwoodsSquatches
02-09-2004, 07:05
how exactly do you catch a skunk though?
I was gonna ask that myself.
Keruvalia
02-09-2004, 07:25
It's not fair. :(
Such is the nature of family. I have an aunt who blames me for her son (my cousin) becoming a druggie thief because I taught him how to play D&D when he was 12. (He's 28 now, btw)
Keruvalia
02-09-2004, 07:27
I'm a clown. :)
I'm sorry ... but that's the absolute coolest thing I've ever seen on these forums. I mean ... I make my living mostly off of royalties from music I've written and for writing speeches for local politicians, but clowning rocks like no other.
You have my eternal respect, LG ... always.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 07:29
I'm sorry ... but that's the absolute coolest thing I've ever seen on these forums. I mean ... I make my living mostly off of royalties from music I've written and for writing speeches for local politicians, but clowning rocks like no other.
You have my eternal respect, LG ... always.
Thanks. Most people's reaction is EEK! Stay away from me! AIEEE CLOWN! AIEEE!!!
New Astrolia
02-09-2004, 07:34
Such is the nature of family. I have an aunt who blames me for her son (my cousin) becoming a druggie thief because I taught him how to play D&D when he was 12. (He's 28 now, btw)
Did He play rouges a lot and is she a Fundi christian?
Keruvalia
02-09-2004, 07:38
Thanks. Most people's reaction is EEK! Stay away from me! AIEEE CLOWN! AIEEE!!!
Well, as a Texan I might picture Gacy a little bit (tee hee) ...
But as a parent of three children whom I am charged with entertaining (because I can do puppet work) for the most part and have to do crap at all the little friends' birthday parties and such, I have a little bit of sympathy.
Children can be the easiest and toughest audiences all at the same party.
Although ... I should mention ... I have a clown fetish ... 3some, the wife and I, my place, some homebrew beer ... oh ... uh ... sorry ... aherm ... I mean ... ummm ... yeah!
Kidding.
Incidently, have you seen Julianne Moore's bit part in the SNL film "Lady's Man"? Hilarious!
Keruvalia
02-09-2004, 07:39
Did He play rouges a lot and is she a Fundi christian?
She's more of a New Age Christian Scientist and he seemed to like "Cleric" characters ... you do the psychology ... I took Math and Physics in college. :D