Recented Movies That Should Have Been MST3K'ed
New Foxxinnia
02-09-2004, 02:14
What recent movies would have been perfect material for an episode of MST3K? I would post a few but I don't watch shit. And by 'shit' I mean movies. Not 'I don't watch anything.'
Opal Isle
02-09-2004, 02:16
Open Water
and Hero could be MST3k'd, but not because it's bad, I just think it could be MST3k'd despite it being the best movie I've seen this year.
Cannot think of a name
02-09-2004, 02:16
Alien vs Predator. They wouldn't even have to cut anything out since it's running time is 1h23m.....what crap........
Superpower07
02-09-2004, 02:16
Yu-Gi-Oh the movie - though I have not seen it, I know for a fact the anime it's based from is an absolute piece of crap
Opal Isle
02-09-2004, 02:17
Alien vs Predator. They wouldn't even have to cut anything out since it's running time is 1h23m.....what crap........
That wouldn't be a very good MST3k episode...plus AVP is long than 83 minutes...
Bodies Without Organs
02-09-2004, 02:18
Alien vs Predator.
I think that and 'Wrong Turn' are mockeries enough of film-making without having to undergo any extra treatment.
Cannot think of a name
02-09-2004, 02:25
That wouldn't be a very good MST3k episode...plus AVP is long than 83 minutes...
Sorry, 1h27m (http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=avp.htm).
It has all the criteria, it was horrible and it took itself seriously.
The Passion. I'd love to see that piece of crap ripped to pieces.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2004, 02:26
I would say Catwoman and You got Served, but they’re beyond MST3K’s help.
Scooby Doo 2
The Passion of the Christ
Starsky and Hutch
Mean Girls
Anchorman
Garfield
White Chicks
A Cinderella Story
The Perfect Score
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2004, 02:27
The Passion. I'd love to see that piece of crap ripped to pieces.
Grrr, posted it just before me. :mp5:
Opal Isle
02-09-2004, 02:32
You people obviously haven't seen Open Water. No movie released this year can even come close to competing with its shittyness (plus, it's only 79 minutes even though it costs the same as a 4 hour LotR movie...sigh)
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2004, 02:38
You people obviously haven't seen Open Water. No movie released this year can even come close to competing with its shittyness (plus, it's only 79 minutes even though it costs the same as a 4 hour LotR movie...sigh)
The previews were enough to tell me how shitty it was going to be. Plus I would put it in the group that not even MST3K could help it.
Yu-Gi-Oh the movie - though I have not seen it, I know for a fact the anime it's based from is an absolute piece of crap
I know. It's a disgrace to anime. It's even worse than Vandread, which I hate.
As for some really bad movies, I've heard bad things about "Anarchist Cookbook".
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
02-09-2004, 02:42
I know. It's a disgrace to anime. It's even worse than Vandread, which I hate.
I was still hoping that it would beat out Catwoman.
:(
Reltaran
02-09-2004, 02:42
Just about any of the gurly-gurl teen fantasy films that have been infecting American cinemas for the last few years...
EDIT: Hahahahaha and ANACONDAS!!!
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:16
Hellboy!!!
Enisumentela
02-09-2004, 06:23
Just wondering, what's MST3K?
Cannot think of a name
02-09-2004, 06:28
Just wondering, what's MST3K?
In the not-too-distant future-
Next Sunday, A.D.-
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way;
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst ever made.
Joel says when you got lemons,
You make lemonade.
Now keep in mind he can't control
When the movies begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts
To make his robot friends.
Robot roll-call-
Cambot
Servo
Gypsy
Crow!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000."