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Boba Fett VS James Bond

Muderous Vikings
02-09-2004, 01:45
part two in my death macth. Who would win in an anything goes deathmatch? boba fett or james bond? post your opinions. whoeverwins will face the master cheif or stwie in my quater final.



:sniper:
Gaeltach
02-09-2004, 01:47
Boba Fett. Bond may have the charm, but Fett was a badass. :cool:
Letila
02-09-2004, 01:48
This is Boba Fett we're talking about here. Who do you think is going to win?
imported_NightHawk
02-09-2004, 01:49
Fett has a lot better equipment then Bonds. Not to mention that little 9mm pistol of Bonds wouldnt punch through Fetts Mandolorian armor
Techon
02-09-2004, 01:51
Fett without a doubt, I mean really the guy survived a sarlack, lets see double 0 do that
Bodies Without Organs
02-09-2004, 01:54
The Bond of the movies or the Bond of the books?

I'd say a stand-off with the movie Bond (thus allowing a return grudge match in the next offering of the franchise), but a victory to the written Bond - probably at the end of the novel, leaving him hospitalised, but alive.
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 01:55
Umm i'd like to note that he has an explosive powerful enough to destroy a building, and precise enough to hit a moving person, on his knee, and that he has saberdarts, and wrist cable, and a jetpack.
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 01:56
The Bond of the movies or the Bond of the books?

I'd say a stand-off with the movie Bond (thus allowing a return grudge match in the next offering of the franchise), but a victory to the written Bond - probably at the end of the novel, leaving him hospitalised, but alive.

Please explain (your oppinoin) how bond could defeat fett?
imported_NightHawk
02-09-2004, 01:58
Dont forget the rocket on his jetpack, and flamethrower and the whole blaster rifle deal

Not to mention Boba Fett has Slave I as a ride
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 01:58
Hehehe, i rest my case
Bodies Without Organs
02-09-2004, 01:59
Please explain (your opinoin) how bond could defeat fett?

Cunning. Guile. Luck.

The fact that Bond is a hero, while Fett is just a marginal character - narrative demands that Bond is victorous.

Failing all else a, pistol shot through the openings in his facemask.
Superpower07
02-09-2004, 01:59
He's an intergalatic bounty hunter for crying out loud! he can fire RPGs (or somethin like it) from his Jetpack, he's got arm-mounted poison darts, and what does Bond get? Maybe his laser eyeglasses could stun Fett, but he'd still lose
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:00
Cunning. Guile. Luck.


A pistol shot through the openings in his facemask.

how could he get close enough, fett would sense him and shot him with his rifle which is laser, and has a range of say 120 meters
Bodies Without Organs
02-09-2004, 02:03
how could he get close enough, fett would sense him and shot him with his rifle which is laser, and has a range of say 120 meters

Ah, yes, but Bond is also a trained sniper (see Fleming's original short story 'The Living Daylights' for details), so they are equal on that score.
Muderous Vikings
02-09-2004, 02:03
ok. im going to open polls for the next 24 hours. the winner looks like boba fett who will probably go on to face master chief of halo look for master cheif vs Boba Fett! :sniper:
imported_NightHawk
02-09-2004, 02:05
Master Chief Spartan-117 vs. Boba Fett....tough call there
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:05
how could he get close enough, fett would sense him and shot him with his rifle which is laser, and has a range of say 120 meters

Ultimate reason: Fett has the slave 1 with depth charges, missles, cloaking, high power lasers etc
Crazed Marines
02-09-2004, 02:08
Boba fett hands down. Fett would win for the simple reason that there is nowhere that he is unarmored and a 9mm pistol is weak even at 15 yards. Meanwhile, Fett's blaster's good up to around 2400 yards. Bond might drive a nice BMW or Ashton Martin, but it can't jump into hyperspace.
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:09
Boba fett hands down. Fett would win for the simple reason that there is nowhere that he is unarmored and a 9mm pistol is weak even at 15 yards. Meanwhile, Fett's blaster's good up to around 2400 yards. Bond might drive a nice BMW or Ashton Martin, but it can't jump into hyperspace.

Well put, point, game, set , and match!
Copiosa Scotia
02-09-2004, 02:10
Bond, dude. Fett is badly overrated, and the EU stuff makes him look more badass than he really is. I mean, Han Solo managed to kick his butt, and he couldn't even see.
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:12
Bond, dude. Fett is badly overrated, and the EU stuff makes him look more badass than he really is. I mean, Han Solo managed to kick his butt, and he couldn't even see.

A. Fett was busy fighting skywalker ( a jedi knight)
B. Han got lucky and would never have been able to defeat fett if fett was alerted to his presence
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:14
ANother reason, fett has the ability to heal rapidly due to his genetic structure

Bond has the ability to sleep with women and contract STD's

DO the math
Bodies Without Organs
02-09-2004, 02:15
DO the math

Okay.

Simple test: who would die latest - Fett or Bond?

Fett's story takes place "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away".

Bond was born in 1924.

Thus Fett dies before Bond.

Thus Bond is announced the winner.
Piratical Captains
02-09-2004, 02:17
Is it just me or is this debate getting ridiculously hot-blooded? It's a fight between two fictional characters, surely there's no need for everyone to get so worked up...

Oh, and yes, Fett would probably win... but I'd be cheerin' for Bond.
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:18
Okay.

Simple test: who would die latest - Fett or Bond?

Fett's story takes place "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away".

Bond was born in 1924.

Thus Fett dies before Bond.

Thus Bond is announced the winner.

Did you not read? Or do you have the inability to do so , it is an " anything goes 1v1" in other words they travel through time, to a nuetraly beneficial battle arena and with anything they have ever had possesion of fight to the death.
Bodies Without Organs
02-09-2004, 02:21
Did you not read?

Yes, it was of the order of a joke.

Or do you have the inability to do so , it is an " anything goes 1v1" in other words they travel through time, to a nuetraly beneficial battle arena and with anything they have ever had possesion of fight to the death.

Ah: in that case Bond may very well be entitled to a frigate, destroyer or submarine, as he held the rank of Commander in the Royal Navy. This would, of course, be used as a decoy which Fett would concentrate on annihilating, and so he would be too busy to notice Bond slipping onto the back of his vessel and planting limpet mines...
Freegoslavia
02-09-2004, 02:22
WTF!!!!

The Govenator can take all u put up against him!

So therefore I think Arhnold Shwarzineager (or how ever you spell it.) will win against any body
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:24
Ah: in that case Bond may very well be entitled to a frigate, destroyer or submarine, as he held the rank of Commander in the Royal Navy. This would, of course, be used as a decoy which Fett would concentrate on annihilating, and so he would be too busy to notice Bond slipping onto the back of his vessel and planting limpet mines...

So fett would shoot 1 missle, destroying the submarine, and bond would walk up beneth the slave one, and fett would drop a sonic charge, and no more bond.
Stirner
02-09-2004, 02:24
Boba Fett got owned for a cheap burp joke.

James Bond slaps around women and then sleeps with them (well, he did 30 years ago).
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:28
Boba Fett got owned for a cheap burp joke.

James Bond slaps around women and then sleeps with them (well, he did 30 years ago).

What the hell are you talking about?
Sir Peter the sage
02-09-2004, 02:31
Fett has a variety of lethal weapons and Slave I and is a highly skilled bounty hunter...

Bond is a spy and a trained killer (license to kill) with a warehouse of gadgets and armed vehicles at his disposal. Not to mention an army of Bond girls (that can be quite deadly themselves) willing to do his bidding.

The fact that Bond is a spy gives him the stealth advantage. Bond sends his girls to fight Fett. While cutting/shooting through the fodder Fett fails to notice Bond sneaking behind him (with a few more girls as meat shields just in case) and applys just a few of his high explosives to not only Slave I but Fett's back. The subsequent explosion may or may not kill Fett but will definitely incapacitate him. If Fett does notice Bond his meat sheild girls will protect him long enough to activate all his explosives at once.

Bond wins or double KO
Revolutionsz
02-09-2004, 02:31
He's an intergalatic bounty hunter for crying out loud! he can fire RPGs (or somethin like it) from his Jetpack, he's got arm-mounted poison darts, and what does Bond get? Maybe his laser eyeglasses could stun Fett, but he'd still loseLOL laser eyeglasses...

007 :( VS :sniper: Fett
Techon
02-09-2004, 02:33
Boba Fett got owned for a cheap burp joke.

If you bother to read Fett survives the sarlack
Sir Peter the sage
02-09-2004, 02:33
Yes, it was of the order of a joke.



Ah: in that case Bond may very well be entitled to a frigate, destroyer or submarine, as he held the rank of Commander in the Royal Navy. This would, of course, be used as a decoy which Fett would concentrate on annihilating, and so he would be too busy to notice Bond slipping onto the back of his vessel and planting limpet mines...

Sry, didnt notice this one BOW.
Stirner
02-09-2004, 02:37
If you bother to read Fett survives the sarlack
He still got owned. And you can keep your fanfic fetish to yourself. :P
Techon
02-09-2004, 02:38
He still got owned. And you can keep your fanfic fetish to yourself. :P
It wasn't fanfic it was a published George Lucas aproved book, and the fact he didn't get owned seeing how he blewa big whole in the thing
Stirner
02-09-2004, 02:44
It wasn't fanfic it was a published George Lucas aproved book, and the fact he didn't get owned seeing how he blewa big whole in the thing
NERD.
Revolutionsz
02-09-2004, 02:45
....with a few more girls as meat shields just in case.... If Fett does notice Bond his meat sheild girls will protect him long enough to activate all his explosives.....Bobby has a choice of weapons that can go tru meat shields(bodies)....
Techon
02-09-2004, 02:46
NERD.
But nerd with a point :P

and who is the nerd? the nerd or the nerd who got owned by the nerd? OOH BURNED lol :P
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:46
Fett has a variety of lethal weapons and Slave I and is a highly skilled bounty hunter...

Bond is a spy and a trained killer (license to kill) with a warehouse of gadgets and armed vehicles at his disposal. Not to mention an army of Bond girls (that can be quite deadly themselves) willing to do his bidding.

The fact that Bond is a spy gives him the stealth advantage. Bond sends his girls to fight Fett. While cutting/shooting through the fodder Fett fails to notice Bond sneaking behind him (with a few more girls as meat shields just in case) and applys just a few of his high explosives to not only Slave I but Fett's back. The subsequent explosion may or may not kill Fett but will definitely incapacitate him. If Fett does notice Bond his meat sheild girls will protect him long enough to activate all his explosives at once.

Bond wins or double KO
Not quite, fett could just be in his slave one, drop a depth charge and kill all the girls, and bond along with them, and if you play the british navey card, then bond gets some friends called " imperials" to help him.
Muderous Vikings
02-09-2004, 02:49
I am adding a few more people in my 8, not 16 deathmatch. look for chukie vs jason and the terminator vs. Stepen king's It.
Super communo- America
02-09-2004, 02:55
Not to mention Fett has thermal detonaters that can kill 50+ people as long as he sees them first with his infrared/nightvision/regular scanner helmet.
Muderous Vikings
03-09-2004, 00:49
The polls are closed and fett is the winner! he will face master cheif from halo in the semi final
Druthulhu
03-09-2004, 00:57
Where's the poll?

Bubba Fett lived from the middle of one movie to the beginning of another, plus a cameo as a kid-clone in another. His greatest accomplishment was trapping Solo in carbonite after Vader had intimidated Calrisian, one of Solo's best friends, into betraying him. Then he got bumped off of a hovercraft by a blinded Solo by accident, and got eaten by a worm that didn't even have the power of mobility.

Bond has... how many? action movies that he has survived under his belt?
Druthulhu
03-09-2004, 01:03
Yeah yeah poll is closed... I don't recall seeing a deadline.

Anyway with "anything goes" all this talk about how cool the Slave 1 is is pointless. Bond could be at the helm of his own Deathstar, Borg Cube, or whatever.

Actually... since any of your fighters could command their own Death Star, or History Eradication Button, or whatever, just flip coins. ;)
Druthulhu
03-09-2004, 01:07
ok. im going to open polls for the next 24 hours. the winner looks like boba fett who will probably go on to face master chief of halo look for master cheif vs Boba Fett! :sniper:

Ahh... there it is. It looks like we have another hour, though, doesn't it?
Druthulhu
03-09-2004, 01:12
Fett without a doubt, I mean really the guy survived a sarlack, lets see double 0 do that

We already have. ;) There haven't been any sarlacks in millenia, and Bond is still with us.
Von Witzleben
03-09-2004, 01:14
Fett without a doubt, I mean really the guy survived a sarlack
He did?
Druthulhu
03-09-2004, 01:16
He did?

Apparently in some Lucas-approved secondary fiction.
St John Hospitaller
03-09-2004, 01:24
Bond vs. Boba Fett. What's next, Alien vs. Predator? :D
Syndra
03-09-2004, 01:28
Bond. Just because he's Bond...James Bond.

How often do characters without catch phrases live in stories? If they don't have a catch phrase then they are expendable! Expendable I say!
Tennesee Fans
03-09-2004, 03:03
Bond vs. Boba Fett. What's next, Alien vs. Predator? :D


The next battle should be Mr. T vs Slash
Spookistan and Jakalah
03-09-2004, 03:09
Much as I love Bond, he would lose.

"My backpack's got jets,
I'm Boba the Fett,
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette!"

--M.C. Chris.