NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm gona' make a really shitty movie by American standards and then send it to countries that only have really, really shitty movies and to them my movie will seem like the best movie ever. It'll be so simple!

I'm sorry to say, but a really shitty movie by American standards is many, many times worse than the shittiest movies found anywhere else :p

I'm sorry to say, but a really shitty movie by American standards is many, many times worse than the shittiest movies found anywhere else :p

So true. :D

I'm sorry to say, but a really shitty movie by American standards is many, many times worse than the shittiest movies found anywhere else :p

lol

where did that plot go....

I'm gona' make a really shitty movie by American standards and then send it to countries that only have really, really shitty movies and to them my movie will seem like the best movie ever. It'll be so simple!

How about a remake of 'Gigli'?

Make a movie with decent plot, interesting characters, actors who could get legitimate roles outside of student summer stock, and lots of explicit sex....

It's already been done. Have you seen I Robot AKA the Fresh Prince of Bel Asimov?

save a precious few (donnie darko... erm... wow that's all i can think of)american films are bags and bags of steaming excrement... i'm virtually positive that there is a room somewhere(probably in the south) where a small team of coked up monkeys are writing all the major blockbusters.
the day america learns to laugh at itself will probably help.
i mean, "home of the brave" L.O.L. come on- a country run by fear and has the audacity to call itself "the home of the brave" without smirking. :p

Do a remake of 'Ishtar'. That was such a turkey, that a cheap low-budget version would be horrendous.