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Dog Bites Off N.M. Man's Genitals

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) - A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose.

The man, who has not been identified, was attacked Monday while walking the dog. When police arrived to help, the man appeared disoriented and fled on foot but police tracked him to a nearby park, said Detective Jeff Arbogast of the Albuquerque Police Department.

The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.

Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack.

The brown pit bull remained missing Tuesday, and police warned people who see it to stay away and call animal control.

A nearby elementary school was locked down following the incident and parents were called to pick up students who usually walk home.

Shortly after the attack Monday, Gov. Bill Richardson released a statement saying he would proposed legislation next year aimed at holding owners of dangerous dogs accountable for their pets.

Eeeee!! Not at all good!

Shortly after the attack Monday, Gov. Bill Richardson released a statement saying he would proposed legislation next year aimed at holding owners of dangerous dogs accountable for their pets.

"Your dog bit your penis off! We're fining you $500 for not controling your pet!"

:eek: WOW! It could almost be one of MY pranks...gone horribly horribly wrong! :eek:

*Looks down at his family jewels. "Don't worry little buddies, I won't let anyone hurt you."*

Wonder why he was nude and what the heck he was doing with the dog.
On second thought. I don't want to know.

Wonder why he was nude and what the heck he was doing with the dog.
On second thought. I don't want to know.

Well, it is obvious that the dog did not like what the guy was doing to it. The dog was probably justified.

Well, it is obvious that the dog did not like what the guy was doing to it. The dog was probably justified.
How can you say that? What gender are you anyway?
No guy deserves that. Its horrible and its the worst kind of crime on earth.

How can you say that? What gender are you anyway?
No guy deserves that. Its horrible and its the worst kind of crime on earth.

I dunno about that... I can think of one kind of criminal who does... and he WAS naked near an elementary school.

I dunno about that... I can think of one kind of criminal who does... and he WAS naked near an elementary school.
I thought he was dog molestor. Are you saying he was child molestor?
What the heck was he doing with the dog then?

I thought he was dog molestor. Are you saying he was child molestor?
What the heck was he doing with the dog then?
maybe he was bisexual. He liked both dogs and kids.

I thought he was dog molestor. Are you saying he was child molestor?
What the heck was he doing with the dog then?

I don't think we know the whole story yet. I'm just suggesting that maybe he DID deserve to lose his genitals. Though, personally, I think a few good kicks with steel-toed boots would've taken him out of the genepool nicely. And with less blood... and without having to put the dog to sleep. Whicjh is what they'll do when they catch it. Even if they didn't have to check for rabies.

I would say that the dog had a right to teach the guy a lesson. He was probably molesting that dog and the dog fought back.

Ok, whenever you try to get it on with a dog, a cat, or anyone under 16, there is something mentally wrong with you.

If that dog drops a ball at your feet, DO NOT play fetch with it.

I guess the dog was feeling a little testy.

If that dog drops a ball at your feet, DO NOT play fetch with it.

I guess the dog was feeling a little testy.

LOL.

DONT fetch the stick! DONT FETCH THE STICK!!

...snausages...

Well that'll teach him for neutering the dog and taking his balls away....see how he likes it.

Ah, this is just a cock and (pit) bull story!

yumm...i wonder what mine taste like...

Ok, whenever you try to get it on with a dog, a cat, or anyone under 16, there is something mentally wrong with you.

I've got it on with people under 16. But then so was I. (cept for when I was 16 and she was 15, but that doesn't count)

Ok, whenever you try to get it on with a dog, a cat, or anyone under 16, there is something mentally wrong with you.
I agree...
That's why I only fool around with dogs 16 and over.

:p