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The Goofball Switch! Question MY answers!

Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:34
I shall post answers. Everybody feel free to make up questions that fit.

Fisrt answer:

A: No way. It'll never fit through there. Get the butter.
Amerigo
01-09-2004, 06:36
I shall post answers. Everybody feel free to make up questions that fit.

Fisrt answer:

A: No way. It'll never fit through there. Get the butter.
Do you think this tennis ball will fit into that pipe?

UM.... I know what your trying to do... no sexual inneundo whatsoever! HAha! What now, huh?
Trotterstan
01-09-2004, 06:36
Q. If i kick you hard enough will my foot go up your arse
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:38
Do you think this tennis ball will fit into that pipe?

UM.... I know what your trying to do... no sexual inneundo whatsoever! HAha! What now, huh?

Actually, sometimes it's fun to take something that SOUNDS like an innuando and give it a completely inoccuous meaning. It's the 'Three's Company' effect. *nod*
Amerigo
01-09-2004, 06:39
Actually, sometimes it's fun to take something that SOUNDS like an innuando and give it a completely inoccuous meaning. It's the 'Three's Company' effect. *nod*
Touche my friend touche...

Deviously evil!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:39
A: Three tins of anchovies and a watermelon.
Trotterstan
01-09-2004, 06:43
A: Three tins of anchovies and a watermelon.
Q. How on earth did you repel the alien invasion?
Big Jim P
01-09-2004, 06:50
A: Three tins of anchovies and a watermelon.

Can you bring the party favors?

Jim
Pandoras Boxx
01-09-2004, 06:53
A: Three tins of anchovies and a watermelon.

Q-Those are some STRANGE CRAVINGS.....Are you sure you're.....NOT PREGNANT??!!?? :eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:54
A: I can't help it! It won't stop itching!
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:55
Q-Those are some STRANGE CRAVINGS.....Are you sure you're.....NOT PREGNANT??!!?? :eek:
Doesn't work- wrong order.

I like the alien invaders one!
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:56
A: I can't help it! It won't stop itching!

Q: What do you think you're doing with that cheese grater?!
Trotterstan
01-09-2004, 07:02
Q: What do you think you're doing with that cheese grater?!
i dont think i can beat that one.
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 07:03
i dont think i can beat that one.
Thanks!
Blaksdria
02-09-2004, 21:15
A: Three tins of anchovies and a watermelon.

Q: The barbeque is this Saturday. Nancy is bringing the potato salad. What did you say you were bringing?
Colodia
02-09-2004, 21:23
A: I can't help it! It won't stop itching!
Q: Dude, why won't your hand out of my friends pants?
New Genoa
02-09-2004, 21:26
A: I can't help it! It won't stop itching!

Why the hell is that monkey in your pants?
Blaksdria
02-09-2004, 21:27
I shall post answers. Everybody feel free to make up questions that fit.

Fisrt answer:

A: No way. It'll never fit through there. Get the butter.

Q: We are all out of the regular sliced bread, all that is left is this triple-wide sliced bread. You can make the toast.
Colodia
02-09-2004, 21:31
A: Three tins of anchovies and a watermelon.
What'll it take for you to make love with me?

What food did you bring to my wedding?

Okay, Joe is in the lead by having sex with a space shuttle, Jack is second with a lightbulb sockety, what did you have sex with L.G?
Blaksdria
02-09-2004, 21:40
A: I can't help it! It won't stop itching!

Q: Is that a....CROTCH ATTACKING WEASEL?!?!?!