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I'm a very odd person. I've worked long and hard to become so. As such, I try to do at least one weird thing every day. You know, something out of the norm.

See if you can guess what I did today. Here's a hint: I received a mild concussion a couple days ago, and have been avoiding anything overly physical for a while.

The first one to guess correctly wins a tummy rub. :)

Should I keep close watch on this topic, or am I really better off not knowing?

By the way, I heard a good joke yesterday.

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...

...

...and that's just the first guy! :D

Should I keep close watch on this topic, or am I really better off not knowing?

Probably equal parts of each. :)

By the way, I heard a good joke yesterday.

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...

...

...and that's just the first guy! :D

LMAO

Hmm...did you....surf on top of your car on the highway?

Probably equal parts of each. :)
Ah, excellent! I couldn't hope for a better answer.
*watches intently*

I'm a very odd person. I've worked long and hard to become so. As such, I try to do at least one weird thing every day. You know, something out of the norm.

See if you can guess what I did today. Here's a hint: I received a mild concussion a couple days ago, and have been avoiding anything overly physical for a while.

The first one to guess correctly wins a tummy rub. :)
So, the thing you did today was not overly physical, or it was, to celebrate your recovery?

LMAO

Hmm...did you....surf on top of your car on the highway?

No. 'Fraid not. In fact, I never tried it. Though I have ridden in the back of a truck when it was mudbogging. Several times. Was tossed out twice.

So, the thing you did today was not overly physical, or it was, to celebrate your recovery?

It was not overly physical. Not strenuous at all.

It was not overly physical. Not strenuous at all.
Can we have another clue?

Can we have another clue?

Clue #2: I needed to change my clothes afterward.

Clue #2: I needed to change my clothes afterward.
Something with mud?

Did it involve a weasel?

Something with mud?

No mud. (Excellent guess, though. :D )

By the way, I heard a good joke yesterday.

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...

...

...and that's just the first guy! :D

lol that is a good one.

Did it involve a weasel?

No mammals other than humans were present. And some goldfish.

A failed invention of a new type of toilet?

No mammals other than humans were present. And some goldfish.
You didn't eat the goldfish did you?

were people pelting goldfish at you in public after you offened the pet store owner?

No mud. (Excellent guess, though. :D )
Thank you.

A failed invention of a new type of toilet?

No. Though, isn't it odd that toilet technology hasn't leaped forward in a long time? Except for slight improvements like electronic autoflushers, toilets haven't changed much. Time for some toilet innovation. I'll get to work on it right away.

You didn't eat the goldfish did you?

No. No harm befell anyone or anything. Though one witness did laugh himself into an alarming coughing fit.

were people pelting goldfish at you in public after you offened the pet store owner?

Never offend anyone with access to large amounts of animal feces.

No. Though, isn't it odd that toilet technology hasn't leaped forward in a long time? Except for slight improvements like electronic autoflushers, toilets haven't changed much. Time for some toilet innovation. I'll get to work on it right away.
I think the newest innovation would be a toilet that can flush something like 300 golf balls at once. Useful if you want to flush a golfer down the toilet.

No. Though, isn't it odd that toilet technology hasn't leaped forward in a long time? Except for slight improvements like electronic autoflushers, toilets haven't changed much. Time for some toilet innovation. I'll get to work on it right away.

Actually there have been many new improvements to toliets lately. For one thing, they don't flush properly some of the time to conserve water. That's something.

No. No harm befell anyone or anything. Though one witness did laugh himself into an alarming coughing fit.
Were the goldfish involved, or were they merely witnesses?

(on tiny radio) Find those goldfish! I want some questions answered....

Were the goldfish involved, or were they merely witnesses?

Witnesses. Though, I'm sorry to admit, that if the goldfish laughed, I didn't hear them.

Did it involve answering too many posts online, when something terrible went wrong?

Did it involve answering too many posts online, when something terrible went wrong?

No, though I'm pleasantly delighted that so many people like my 'questioning answers' thread. I haven't had a thread that popular in a long time. Not since, 'Everybody Was Haiku Fighting' which is in the archive.

If the goldfish were witnesses I might be able to assume you were somewhere goldfish generally hang out, such as a doctor/dentist office, your house, or someone elses.

If the goldfish were witnesses I might be able to assume you were somewhere goldfish generally hang out, such as a doctor/dentist office, your house, or someone elses.

*nods* Good assumption. *nod*

If you were in a waiting room of some sort, it would make sense that people were present, one of whom begane to cough, and some goldfish.

What room of the house where you in? or were you outside with your goldfish?

Was there maple syrup present?

You didn't eat something that you were allergic to and had a nasty reaction, such as vomiting, did you?

If you were in a waiting room of some sort, it would make sense that people were present, one of whom begane to cough, and some goldfish.

Very good. I was in a place similar to a waiting room.

Concussion=Doctors Office=Goldfish... good puzzle.

What room of the house where you in? or were you outside with your goldfish?

It wasn't a house. Though it did have beds.

So, theres something that is non exerting, was done in the presence of others and was indoors.

Can you give us one noun or verb that would be used in the discription of this act?

You didn't eat something that you were allergic to and had a nasty reaction, such as vomiting, did you?

Not today.

Very good. I was in a place similar to a waiting room.
A hotel foyer?

So, theres something that is non exerting, was done in the presence of others and was indoors.

Can you give us one noun or verb that would be used in the discription of this act?

Noun: Children.

Verb: Poured.

A hotel foyer?
More clinical.

Noun: Children.

Verb: Poured.Could the adjective "sticky" be usefully used in this sentance as well?

hospital

Was there maple syrup present?
*ahem*

More clinical.
A hospital then, clearly.

Children's Hospital (or clinic), you spilled something, kids laughed and one was sick and coughed.

Demonic Gophers is thinking its syrup related. If so:

Hospital, Children, Head injury, Pour, Syrup?

Children's Hospital (or clinic), you spilled something, kids laughed and one was sick and coughed.
Poured, not spilled. Intention was there I think.

Poured, not spilled. Intention was there I think.
Thanks for catching that

Okay, I'm going to have to combine some answers up:

No, maple syrup. But you're officially "hot"

Yes. A hospital. Yes, specifically, a children's hospital. I entertain sick kids there every second Monday. But as I was rather cuncussed on Sunday, I took the day off and visited today.

Nothing got spilled. Something got poured. The children laughed. One of them, who has leukemia had a rather alarming coughing fit.

The ward's pet goldfish watched and refused to laugh.

Okay, I'm going to have to combine some answers up:

No, maple syrup. But you're officially "hot"

Yes. A hospital. Yes, specifically, a children's hospital. I entertain sick kids there every second Monday. But as I was rather cuncussed on Sunday, I took the day off and visited today.

Nothing got spilled. Something got poured. The children laughed. One of them, who has leukemia had a rather alarming coughing fit.

The ward's pet goldfish watched and refused to laugh.

ooh, I was close

Okay, I'm going to have to combine some answers up:

No, maple syrup. But you're officially "hot"

Yes. A hospital. Yes, specifically, a children's hospital. I entertain sick kids there every second Monday. But as I was rather cuncussed on Sunday, I took the day off and visited today.

Nothing got spilled. Something got poured. The children laughed. One of them, who has leukemia had a rather alarming coughing fit.

The ward's pet goldfish watched and refused to laugh.

How is that out of the norm?

How is that out of the norm?

Not out of MY norm, silly.

But more specifically, it was the pouring part that was not part of my usual routine.

Whatever he poured was hot (I'm guessing)

Poured apple juice, which you had told them was a urine sample over your head?

No, maple syrup. But you're officially "hot"

Cough syrup? Honey?

:eek: *looks at my title* When the hell did I become a pimp?!? I don't even have a furry fedora or a diamond-topped cane!

Poured apple juice, which you had told them was a urine sample over your head?

getting warmer...

Cough syrup? Honey?

jello pudding.

:eek: *looks at my title* When the hell did I become a pimp?!? I don't even have a furry fedora or a diamond-topped cane!

It has been saying pimp for a short while now. Mine said new member yesterday, and I originally joined NationSates in 2002. :D

Poured warm jello, onto...

Poured warm jello, onto...

into...

:eek: *looks at my title* When the hell did I become a pimp?!? I don't even have a furry fedora or a diamond-topped cane!
Well, soon you'll be a CyberSheep Farmer...

Well, soon you'll be a CyberSheep Farmer...

Egad.

into an IV

jello pudding.

Not apple juice as urine, then jello pudding (chocolate?) as fecal matter?

into...
shoes?
pants?
Shirt?

into bedpan?

getting warmer...
real urine?

Not apple juice as urine, then jello pudding (chocolate?) as fecal matter?

vanilla. No bodily fluid reference was made...

Though... it does give me an idea for the next time. I'll need to sterilize a bedpan though...

Oh, apple juice not over your head, but into your trousers?

vanilla. No bodily fluid reference was made...

Though... it does give me an idea for the next time. I'll need to sterilize a bedpan though...
Argh, that is grotesque.

Goofball, when I grow up, I want to be JUST like you. :D But maybe get injured less.

WE'RE almost there, what was poured into...

You snorted Vanilla Jello Pudding through a straw...

If we all agree to give you the tummy rub, will you just tell us?

shoes?
pants?
Shirt?

pants.


Okay, here's the whole story together.

The story so far: I was entertaining sick kids in the hospital.

I opened my act by brining in a bucket of vanilla pudding and several times, I threatened to pour it over one kid or another's head. Interspersed was some juggling and bad jokes(always leave em in stitches. Hyuk hyuk) and such.

At the end of my routine, I pretend to be flustered with a heckler and I pick up the bucket. Then the headnurse walks in, says, "Keep it down, kids patients are trying to sleep." Sees me with the bucket, takes it, opens up the front of my clown pants and pours it in.

You poured vanilla pudding into a funnel and funnel fed the kid with leukemia.

DAMN TOO LATE!

You poured vanilla pudding into a funnel and funnel fed the kid with leukemia.

LOL.

Oh, apple juice not over your head, but into your trousers?
See, I was really close with this one.

pants.


Okay, here's the whole story together.

The story so far: I was entertaining sick kids in the hospital.

I opened my act by brining in a bucket of vanilla pudding and several times, I threatened to pour it over one kid or another's head. Interspersed was some juggling and bad jokes(always leave em in stitches. Hyuk hyuk) and such.

At the end of my routine, I pretend to be flustered with a heckler and I pick up the bucket. Then the headnurse walks in, says, "Keep it down, kids patients are trying to sleep." Sees me with the bucket, takes it, opens up the front of my clown pants and pours it in.

good story, now I know woohoo! Goodnight Goofball

Heh I made LG laugh! (I didn't put it in, it was the source of the coughing if nobody else got it)

pants.


Okay, here's the whole story together.

The story so far: I was entertaining sick kids in the hospital.

I opened my act by brining in a bucket of vanilla pudding and several times, I threatened to pour it over one kid or another's head. Interspersed was some juggling and bad jokes(always leave em in stitches. Hyuk hyuk) and such.

At the end of my routine, I pretend to be flustered with a heckler and I pick up the bucket. Then the headnurse walks in, says, "Keep it down, kids patients are trying to sleep." Sees me with the bucket, takes it, opens up the front of my clown pants and pours it in.

I should have known.

See, I was really close with this one.

Indeed.

*nods* You all had pieces of it.

Now I get my tummy rubbed, right? :)

I like to make people laugh. I live to make people laugh. Even if it's at me

Indeed.

*nods* You all had pieces of it.

Now I get my tummy rubbed, right? :)
I have a headache. Can we just cuddle?

* rubs tummy

Indeed.

*nods* You all had pieces of it.

Now I get my tummy rubbed, right? :)

You really should have told everyone to argee on the tummy rub before revealing your whole story. At least your day was probaby more interesting then mine. I got to drive my older sister home from college.

I should have known.
Indeed, you should have.

I like to make people laugh. I live to make people laugh. Even if it's at me

It is amazing how pudding or questioning one's answers can do just that.

I have a headache. Can we just cuddle?

Don't worry. Galliam is doing it for you. :) But we can still cuddle if you want.

Don't worry. Galliam is doing it for you. :) But we can still cuddle if you want.
*cuddles a rather sticky Goofball*

*thinks*

Sticky?

surely he changed his clothes after the hospital

*leaps up with a start*

Lunatic Goofballs
ZX81 H4x0r0r

Aha!!

Jolt seems to have a lot of forum titles....

Aha!!

Jolt seems to have a lot of forum titles....

Egad, I don't even know what that means!

*cuddles a rather sticky Goofball*

*thinks*

Sticky?

surely he changed his clothes after the hospital

*leaps up with a start*

Oh, yes. I forgot about that...

Egad, I don't even know what that means!
I have no idea... What on Earth is a CyberSheep? And shouldn't someone who farms them be a CyberSheperd?

Only one question remains:

What shall I do tommorow? :D

Only one question remains:

What shall I do tommorow? :D
Eat the goldfish?

Eat the goldfish?

The kids might not like that. And the goldfish will REALLY not like it!

Only one question remains:

What shall I do tommorow? :D

Juggle 12 hard-boiled eggs?
Juggle 12 raw eggs?
Or perhaps fried...
The shell-and-bean trick?
Conquer the world?
Pull a red nose out of your hat?
All of the above at once?

I'm sure you'll think of something....

I have no idea... What on Earth is a CyberSheep? And shouldn't someone who farms them be a CyberSheperd?

Definately should be CyberShepherd. Strange how quickly these titles can change.

Only one question remains:

What shall I do tommorow? :D

Take sugar shots with diabetics?

Juggle 12 hard-boiled eggs?
Juggle 12 raw eggs?
Or perhaps fried...
The shell-and-bean trick?
Conquer the world?
Pull a red nose out of your hat?
All of the above at once?

I'm sure you'll think of something....

The last time I tried to juggle a dozen raw eggs at once, I was nine. In the living room. On the carpet.

Mom wasn't happy. :(

Take sugar shots with diabetics?

Tried it. Didn't like it. The party just...died. :(

Tried it. Didn't like it. The party just...died. :(

:rolleyes: Even for you, that was bad.

:rolleyes: Even for you, that was bad.

Sickeningly sweet? :p

LMAO

That's it...I'm leaving this thread.

By the way, I heard a good joke yesterday.

A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar...

...

...and that's just the first guy! :D


HA! HA! Did you get that off of Denis Leary's Roast? ;)

HA! HA! Did you get that off of Denis Leary's Roast? ;)

Yes. :) I can't believe a PRIEST told that joke!! Hehehe.

Yes. :) I can't believe a PRIEST told that joke!! Hehehe.

mario what's his nuts...i thought was the funniest.. i was reading thru your thread.... i think it's way cool what you do for the kids... HUGE KUDOS to you!!! :D

Thanks. :)

Thanks. :)

it's kinda nice to see a break from the normal forums of arguments of political ideas and other stuff. Not that I'm putting any of that down cause I'm not. It's nice to see something different..thanks Lunatic Goofballs...lol ;) send me a telegram and tell me some funny stuff....i need a good laugh.. ;)

it's kinda nice to see a break from the normal forums of arguments of political ideas and other stuff. Not that I'm putting any of that down cause I'm not. It's nice to see something different..thanks Lunatic Goofballs...lol ;) send me a telegram and tell me some funny stuff....i need a good laugh.. ;)

The last thing I want to do is get preachy, but one thing I notice is that a lot of political debaters talk a mean talk, but few actually DO anything to make things better. Now, I'll probably never run for public office. There are some photos I'm not particularly proud of... *blush*... But I do what I'm good at;telling stories and making people laugh.

I think goofy just goofed himself off.

I could be wrong though.

Jim

YOu know me too well, Big JIm. :)

YOu know me too well, Big JIm. :)

Pablo always got his nuts, and you just goof off.

Too easy.

Jim

Pablo always got his nuts, and you just goof off.

Too easy.

Jim

Yes, but unlike the story of the ant and the grasshopper, I will always have a nice warm place to stay in the winter and a nice hot meal, because I'm such a cute and lovable grasshopper. :D

Yes, but unlike the story of the ant and the grasshopper, I will always have a nice warm place to stay in the winter and a nice hot meal, because I'm such a cute and lovable grasshopper. :D

Hmm... goofing off all winter?

Not a bad life I think

Jim