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Seeing how i am not the only person who wishes to conquer the world on these forums, I would like to ask what other strange, dilluded nations think they can do it. (i say that they are dilluded because i will defiinetly conquer the world). Don't be shy people, everyone likes power! Every thinks of running for at LEAST head of Government when they are a child.

With my self, i have it all planned. First i will join the army. After being promoted to the head of the army, i shall use my great influence to stage a coup and overthrow the U.S. government, using heavy propaganda to convince the people that the old government was corrupt and that my government is the right choice. I will make them think that in 2 years there will be an election for the next president, but until then i am the head of state. I will then use my army of willing followers to eliminate all opposition, but in a way so that the public cant tell that i did it. I will then use money from illegal buisiness' (such as drug dealing, WMD selling, using my soldiers as mercenaries, genetic engineering on humans, etc.) to make the economy prosper. After two years, i will rig an election so that i win. I will then bribe, or kill, everyone int he senate so that i can become supreme dictator for life. I will then raise the U.S. Military from around 600,000 soldiers to around 1.5 million. I will then invade Canada, and threaten that if the world tries to intervene i will launch a nuke at their capitals and destroy the U.N. Building and all of their embassies and diplomats in our country. Then i will Offer that Mexico join my Empire. If they refuse, i will invade. After easily conquereing MExico, i will persuade the rest of Central America to join my empire, either by using my charming charisma(which i really have! Seriously! Im just not a great typer...) or by assasinating all who oppose me.

End of Part 1. Stay tuned for part 2

Dude, your plan is an EXACT copy of MY plan goddammit! You totally ripped it off of me!

Good thing I got another plan, one that I will post AFTER you explain yourself. Grr...

I figure I'll just become a major advisor to a young, charasmatic centrist congressman, and manipulate him into a position of power, and just be pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

Let's see...I post my plans...now other prospective world rulers know my plans and can steal my ideas...or counter them more effectively. Somehow I'm not seeing the benefit in this...

I figure I'll just become a major advisor to a young, charasmatic centrist congressman, and manipulate him into a position of power, and just be pulling the strings from behind the scenes.
Ever played Red Alert 2?

That's what Yuri pretty much does, manipulate the Russian Premier.

I figure I'll just become a major advisor to a young, charasmatic centrist congressman, and manipulate him into a position of power, and just be pulling the strings from behind the scenes.
Ehem... This congressman... You don't already have someone in mind, do you?

I figure I'll just become a major advisor to a young, charasmatic centrist congressman, and manipulate him into a position of power, and just be pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

Like that hasn't been done before. ;)

Dude, your plan is an EXACT copy of MY plan goddammit! You totally ripped it off of me!

Good thing I got another plan, one that I will post AFTER you explain yourself. Grr...

You LIE Colodia! I see through your charade. Your petty plans to conquer the world are NO MATCH for my superiority. When i take over the world, you can be Governer of Africa or something, because you were suh a good adversary.

Part 2

After i take over north America, i will Begin my invasion of Cuba, onc eit easily falls, i shall use it to place my nukes. Then i will launch an invasion of South America, using around 500,000 American and around 1,000,000 Auxiliary soldiers. The south shall soon fall, and i will then have complete controll over the western Hemisphere. Then i shall being my invasion of Africa. I will start by Blockading all the major ports. Then the poor countries will have to give in, which is around 70% of the country. Then i will Send a massive army of around 2 million soldiers, coumnting auxiliaries, into South Arica. I will then move northwards and conquer the Remaining countries one by one. I believe tha Egypt will pose the hardest to conquer, but i will do it. I will then offer to Europe that they join my empire. The countries that dont do so shall be invaded and conquered. I will then turn my sites towards Russia. I will offer them the same, Come peacefully or be annhiliated. If they dont surrender, i will invade. It will probably take a while, but i will do it. Besides, if it gets too hard i still have alot of Nukes. Then i will swiftly invade Mongolia and China in one swift sweep. Beijing will soon fall, and i will use my Charisma to make them join me.

End of PArt two, Stay tuned for part 3.

Put hypnotic messages into porn movies. Thus I have almost every man in the Western world under my control. With this kind of power I could elect myself as President of the USA. Then use the hundreds of tactical missles on 15 minute standby to demolish any serious competition, then my armies of porn watching drones would invade and subsequently conquer the world. Of course I would promise all pornographers with riches beyond compare for their service. Once my new world order is established, I would have them killed and replaced.

Pfft .... I have cheat codes.

I have a number of plans, and I'm not inclined to reveal any of them.
However, Plan A, Step I is to seize control of a small, unimportant country....

Phase I: Acquire large sums of wealth through legal means.

Phase II: Acquire mercanaries, conquering small islands.

Phase III: Use natives as slave labor, building up a mighty war machine.

Phase IV: Overthrow one of the former Soviet satellites, installing myself as dictator.

Phase V: Increase sphere of influence, and manipulate the Secretary Gen. of the U.N. If not corruptible, assassination will do.

Phase VI: Launch overwhelming blitzkrieg against France, which surrenders immediately. Use nuclear capablity to devastate the earth.

Final: I rule what's left of the earth.

Phase VI: Launch overwhelming blitzkrieg against France, which surrenders immediately. Use nuclear capablity to devastate the earth.

Final: I rule what's left of the earth.

Bah, you'll ruin it. What's the point?

All of your plans require huge leaps of power: "After becoming leader of the military shortly after application", "After obtaining huge sums of money legally". Really?

This is mine. Hijakcing a deep sea research vessel. Most scientific facilites are quite defenseless as it is, so that shouldn't be so hard. Using that and a nice bunch of explosives, I go to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. It's widely known among seismologists that there's a huge pile of rocks precariously leaning ontop of a volcano at the bottom of the atlantic. I ransom to set off some boomsticks if they don't send me up the money. Once they do, (or don't) I run of to a nice landlocked place and remotley blow up the rocks. A big ol' tidal wave screws up almost all of the Atlantic Coastlines, and most places are royally messed up. Using this time I conquer What was once the Mediteranean and parts of Europe with my thoroughly prepared troops. After that, and stealing some WMDs from Iran, I am in the best bargaining position in the world, and amass enough power as possible until an undercover agent disquised as a hot chick stabs me in the eye while I'm sleeping. Leaving some automated systems, Almost all life around my personnal castle is turned into the surface of the moon, since the bombs I own just went off. The world is permanantly scarred, politicians curse my name, and little rebelious dipshits aspire to be like me. What a life.

Step 1: Find a magic lamp half-buried in the sand.

Step 2: Rub the lamp, thus freeing the genie residing inside.

Step 3: Wish to become omnipotent.

Step 4: Wish to transform all genies into normal unmagical humans(thus preventing the loss of my omnipotence through other wishes)

Step 5: With my new omnipotence, declare Earth to be 'Under New Management'. :D

Phase 1: Collect underpants ...

First off, I build an army of bums, rebels, and other rebellious people. Then I conquer a small military outpost in my area of New york City. I have my allies tip over buses on the bridges to close them and I drive the tanks to Boro Hall. Then we force mayor Mike Bloomberg to negotiate. We get Staten Island. We then build up a large force and drive south to Washington as if we were tourists, then take over the White House and force the president to negotiate. After taking over New York City in these deals, along with Newark New Jersey I will have 3 airports under my control. And over 9 million people. Then I load planes with bombs and threaten the government to give me the country or I will blow up all of washington, Chicago, Houston, and L.A. They should give in and then I'll threaten Canada in the same way. If they refuse, I will blow up Ottawa and Toronto along with a ground invasion. Then Mexico will be forced to join, i will eradicate them if they don't. Central and South America are too weak to deal with an empire of over 1 billion people, so I turn to the far east. I plant subliminal messages in Japan's television and other technology and have them stage a revolt. As the Japs kill each other, I nuke China's nukes and Beijing(sp?). So with 2 billion+ people under my banner, I can easily conquer west and southern Asia. Australia will be left alone for now. Russia will be heavily bombed into submission and Europe will be offered a treaty. Join or be nuked. I get Europe, Africa is too poor to do shit, and Australia will be pounded by MOABs from southeast Asia. The rest of the world will be forced to submit, and I finally get to do whatever I please without criticizm.

Mine goes like this

Phase 1: Gather all of the marginalized Communists and Anarchists in my town (which is Portland, Oregon and I think there are about 20,000 of us)

Phase 2: Train the forces in 5 man units, by playing paintball (it works so great for learning military tactics)

Phase 3: At one certain date, storm Washington D.C., while also storming all known nuclear missile sites.

Phase 4: Give my friend Castro a huge hug, and incorporate Cuba into the Communist realm of America.

Phase 5: Having taken control of America, and having the military at my fingertips (and if they are rebellious, they will be shot) I will then invade China. This will be the hardest part, but if I simply threaten to poison all the water, they will cave in

Phase 6: Extend the olive branch to all fellow radical leftists in Europe. As they stir up trouble in the streets I will liberate them from the capitalists.

Phase 7: Nuke the Middle East and take their oil (trying to fight them, as the Iraq war has proved, is useless)

Phase 8: Give food to Africa, they will joyfully join up

Phase 9: Threaten the rest of the world with nukes (if they don't surrender) and simply claim the rest.

Plan V: Murder would-be conquerors as soon as they become an obvious threat, thus gaining power by virtue of having saved the world.
This is, of course, one of my last-resort plans.

I figure I'll just become a major advisor to a young, charasmatic centrist congressman, and manipulate him into a position of power, and just be pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

Why you've just stolen the plan Cheney used. Or was it Rove? It matters not.

until an undercover agent disquised as a hot chick stabs me in the eye while I'm sleeping.

How do you disguise anyone as a hot chick? I was under the impression that it's something you can't fake? Or are you drunk at the time? That seems to work too.

First off, I build an army of bums, rebels, and other rebellious people. Then I conquer a small military outpost in my area of New york City. I have my allies tip over buses on the bridges to close them and I drive the tanks to Boro Hall. Then we force mayor Mike Bloomberg to negotiate. We get Staten Island. We then build up a large force and drive south to Washington as if we were tourists, then take over the White House and force the president to negotiate. After taking over New York City in these deals, along with Newark New Jersey I will have 3 airports under my control. And over 9 million people. Then I load planes with bombs and threaten the government to give me the country or I will blow up all of washington, Chicago, Houston, and L.A. They should give in and then I'll threaten Canada in the same way. If they refuse, I will blow up Ottawa and Toronto along with a ground invasion. Then Mexico will be forced to join, i will eradicate them if they don't. Central and South America are too weak to deal with an empire of over 1 billion people, so I turn to the far east. I plant subliminal messages in Japan's television and other technology and have them stage a revolt. As the Japs kill each other, I nuke China's nukes and Beijing(sp?). So with 2 billion+ people under my banner, I can easily conquer west and southern Asia. Australia will be left alone for now. Russia will be heavily bombed into submission and Europe will be offered a treaty. Join or be nuked. I get Europe, Africa is too poor to do shit, and Australia will be pounded by MOABs from southeast Asia. The rest of the world will be forced to submit, and I finally get to do whatever I please without criticizm.

your plan is feeble.
First off, America does not submit to terrorists. Staton Island maybe, but no way you could get the white house.
Even if you did get the white house, the American response to you threatening to bomb places would be to blow the living shit out of you, white house or not.

Secondly (and far more importantly) you cannot take australia by bombardment. the countries too freaking big. The only time we were ever invaded (by the japanese in world war 2) the invading force gave up and went home before ever encountering a single civilian, let alone finding any military personell to shoot at. There is no way you could cause noticable damage to such a scattered population by bombardment.

My plan to take over the world

1 - create sentient robots
2 - genetically engineer dragons
3 - run like hell, wait for mankind to be destroyed.
4 - rule what remains of mankind (namely ME) from underground bunker, as earth is controlled by dragons and/or robots.

Five Nuclear weapons deployed:

In various world cities:

1. Exploded to get attention.

2. After the announcement, exploded to prove your point, that you are serious.

3. A reserve to prove you are really serious.

4.

5. Your suicide bomb

Hail Satan!
Jim

Don't you all see what he's doing? He's trying to steal your plans and use them for himself, don't tell him anything! Not that it will matter... my plan is already too far matured, I am unstoppable now! Muahahahah!

I figure I'll just become a major advisor to a young, charasmatic centrist congressman, and manipulate him into a position of power, and just be pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

I want to run for political office one day, i'd like to be that man ;)

I'm afraid I cant share THE PLAN©®™ with any of you, unless you wish to become one of my underlings or henchies...but rest assured, when I do enact THE PLAN©®™, you will all know about it... ;)

Why would i tell you, then you'd all know my plans!

The Canadian plan, created on the fly!:

Phase 1: Have a friend of mine (who is entering politics) successfully run for Prime Minister. I'd campaign for them, etc.

Phase 2: Increase military spending, but only marginally. Nothing huge, just enough to update us a bit.

Phase 3: Send MORE peace-keeping units around the world.

Phase 4: Create secret, tight-knit alliances with all European and Asian superpowers that tend to be somewhat anti-American.

Phase 5: Use as much money as humanly possible to ensure that a pro-Canadian President is elected in the USA. Probably someone that is a big fan of Micheal Moore, heh.

Phase 6: Flip all signs in military camps that say "Peace Keeper HQ" revealing "Special Forces HQ" on the other side. Have a beer.

Phase 7: With majority of the world under Canadian control, or influence, reap the whirwind. I expect to be hit hard.

Phase 8: With support from our European and Asian friends, the American Empire will fall.

Phase 9: With North America under control, and most likely a good chunk of Africa, insight a war between India and China. Those guys are pretty tense as is.

Phase 10: While that war ensues, invade Europe through allied countries.

Phase 11: Have another beer. Ahhh forget it. I'll just sit back and wait for the Illuminati to take over the world. They've already got a 7,000 year head start anyways.


Cheers, beers, and bellyaches! :D

(Any reason for any seemingly Anti-Americanism feelings in this is due to the fact that they'd be the largest, and most immediate threat to us. S'all good :) )

Phase 1) Move to *blagh* America

Phase 2) Start small business selling teeshirts and teeshirt accessories

Phase 3) Wait until business grows and then move into vote counting industry

Phase 4) Have my corporation set up a political party

Phase 5) Ensure our candidate wins

Phase 6) Convince a well known nazi to burn down the senate, catch him red handed.

Phase 7) Pass through emergency laws allowing the DHomme party to run America without those little annoyances like opposition parties, protestors or armadillos. Change archaic (sic?) laws preventing foreigners from being president

Phase 8) Kill president, claim the title

Phase 9) Make piece with China and Russia, only to blitz the shit out of them a few minutes later with some nukes and take their land.

Phase 10) Long sleeve tee shirt prices boom thanks to nuclear winter

Phase 11) Threaten UN

Phase 12) Claim control of UN, threaten opponents of the DHomme administration with trade embargos and nuclear retaliation

Phase 13) Raid skull and bones headquarters

Phase 14) Kill anybody ever involved in skull and bones for being such a freak

Phase 15) Enjoy the rest of my life in complete nudity

I will then raise the U.S. Military from around 600,000 soldiers to around 1.5 million. I will then invade Canada, and threaten that if the world tries to intervene i will launch a nuke at their capitals and destroy the U.N. Building and all of their embassies and diplomats in our country.
End of Part 1. Stay tuned for part 2
see i always thought the un was in america and its not about the building or the people inside its who they represent.
In all honesty the plan is to land on the moon setup a base declare the moon mine point missiles at the earth if i dont get the world then no one can have it or rocket boosters aim the moon away from the earth into deep outer space disrupting the tides throwing the earth off its tilt and orbit.
Or declare true manifest destiny allowing me to annex all lands once part of the roman empire as their ancestors aenis,iulus are related to the trojan royal family by paris(francus) who is the antecendent of the franks so i can claim french possesions england ireland scotland pacific america canada parts of the carribian the pacific indo china and the rest can pay homage to me as well as being lesser kingdoms.

Here's my plan:

1. Go to med school
2. Specialise in plastic surgery
3. Start abducting people from Asian countries like Afghanistan
4. Operate on them to make them look like terrorists that are on the USA:s Wanted-list (dead or alive)
5. Kill them and claim the bounty
6. Live the rest of my life nude (who cares about world domination)

Sorry for stealing your idea for nr. 6, DHomme, but it just sounds so nice that I have to have it too.

step one, Build a business empire in the medical research industery.
step two invent human cloning. build clone army
step three Build a large under ocean city to hide and train my clone army.
step four start a war between the U.S. and China by cloning chinesse people and using them to attack america. america will then go to war with china
Step five wait and see who is winning the war. clone soilders from the winning side and invade europe with them to bring europe in to the war against the winner.
Step six after the war is over the winner will be the only supper power left in the world. But they will be weak from fighting the war and I will have been cloning soldiers the whole time. So I will take them out with no problem. Then I will be the world supper power.
step seven Take over the other countries in the world as fast as i can clone Replacment soldiers for the ones that die. :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

6. Live the rest of my life nude (who cares about world domination)

Sorry for stealing your idea for nr. 6, DHomme, but it just sounds so nice that I have to have it too.

I understand- who wouldn't want to live as a naked rich man?

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Even if you did get the white house, the American response to you threatening to bomb places would be to blow the living shit out of you, white house or not.
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yeah british burnt it down in war of 1812 right didnt stop them invading canada after peace was declared*

Part three Everybody!!!

After Conquering China, i will then use the puppet leader of china that i instated to bring Paksitan into the Empire(Pakistan and China are best of buds. Thats why India doesnt like China, they hate Pakistan.). I will then launch an Invasion of India, which commences with the bombing of Kolkatta(sp?), Mumbai, and Delhi. They soon fall. I will then make it so that the Terrorists in the Middle East throw their countries into turmoil. I will then easily conquer them. By now ill be pretty bored with invading, so ill just send a message to all the countries left in the world. Surrender and be invited to my BBQ or be nuked to death.. Seeing how there will only be around 10, 15 countries left in the world, they wil soon fall to my power. The ones that dont surrender will be nuked, all their men and children over 13 will be shot, the women and children younger than 13 will be sold into slavery, their countries will be then bombarded by chemical and biological weapons for 7 days, so that everything dies. I will then napalm any remaining forests or anything nice. I will leave the cities in ruin.


I wil then evacuate everything within 50 square miles of Riyadh. I will then Make it my Capital, and make it REALLY Green and nice. I will then let in a few thousand people, and maybe convert to ISlam(its a really nice religion, y'know. I know PLENTY of Muslims who arent terrorists. The MEdia is evil in how it portrays all muslims as evil.)

END!

or is it?

The Lightning Star, your plan is feeble and is easily able to be countered.

Colodia's Plan, Part 1:

Upon High School graduation, join the Air Force Academy to receive a university-level education. After graduation, you earn the rank of Lieutenant in the Air Force. By 2012, the Air Force SHOULD be more powerful than the Army, seeing as how THEY control many key military satellites and how THEY rule the skies above the ground.
After about 10 years, or following a World War, most possibly the later, run for Governor of a state that receives A LOT of attention (California being my first choice, New York, and then Florida). I shall *sigh* obey the political ways of America for the time-being, become experianced and well-known, and perhaps make the state a utopia within America. By the time the next Presidential election rolls in, I shall run with my proud military record and my proud record as Governor. To ensure my victory, I will only run when running against an incompetant man, or a man America hates (more so than Bush).

End of Part 1

Pfft .... I have cheat codes.

IDDQD? ^_^

Edit: 100th post! yay me!

I am going to put electro-magnetic things in everyone's food, which when eaten stay in their bodies. For anyone who then objects to me taking over the world, I will turn on the magnets (which are VERY strong) and this will disorientate all pigeons nearby, causing them to fly into my opposers, and kill him/her/it.

Cunning, eh?

The Lightning Star, your plan is feeble and is easily able to be countered.

Colodia's Plan, Part 1:

Upon High School graduation, join the Air Force Academy to receive a university-level education. After graduation, you earn the rank of Lieutenant in the Air Force. By 2012, the Air Force SHOULD be more powerful than the Army, seeing as how THEY control many key military satellites and how THEY rule the skies above the ground.
After about 10 years, or following a World War, most possibly the later, run for Governor of a state that receives A LOT of attention (California being my first choice, New York, and then Florida). I shall *sigh* obey the political ways of America for the time-being, become experianced and well-known, and perhaps make the state a utopia within America. By the time the next Presidential election rolls in, I shall run with my proud military record and my proud record as Governor. To ensure my victory, I will only run when running against an incompetant man, or a man America hates (more so than Bush).

End of Part 1

Off topic: America is split 50/50. Not everyone hates bush, you need to thik of other peoples opinions.

In Topic: Your plan is the feeble one, my friend. Join the Airforce? BAH! The Army rules the ground. WE also have attack helicopters and AA-posistions. So dont jump the gun. Besides, the Sirforce owuld be HORRIBLE in staging a Coup. Only the ARmy(or the Marines) could do that.

And who would follow Lieutenant? At least be a Lieutenant GENERAL.Your trying to be like John Kerry, who is an incompetent fool. I would re-think my plan of action. You also msut be good at FOREIGN POLICY, and i am highly knowledgable about foreign cultures (seeing how i move to a different country every 3 or 4 years.). You also must be Charismatic (which i am deffinetly more-so than you). A Dictator who comes to power by Democratic means will not be succesful at becoming dictator(of the U.S.) because if you are elected the people will be pissed when you try to stay in office after your terms are over.

Dont be shy, people! Post your plans! Its not like im going to use them anyhoo.

And remember, spell out EVERY little detail so i can use... i mean so that people can SEE your plans!

I am going to put electro-magnetic things in everyone's food, which when eaten stay in their bodies. For anyone who then objects to me taking over the world, I will turn on the magnets (which are VERY strong) and this will disorientate all pigeons nearby, causing them to fly into my opposers, and kill him/her/it.

Cunning, eh?
What if they take a crap before hand?

Off topic: America is split 50/50. Not everyone hates bush, you need to thik of other peoples opinions.

In Topic: Your plan is the feeble one, my friend. Join the Airforce? BAH! The Army rules the ground. WE also have attack helicopters and AA-posistions. So dont jump the gun. Besides, the Sirforce owuld be HORRIBLE in staging a Coup. Only the ARmy(or the Marines) could do that.

And who would follow Lieutenant? At least be a Lieutenant GENERAL.Your trying to be like John Kerry, who is an incompetent fool. I would re-think my plan of action. You also msut be good at FOREIGN POLICY, and i am highly knowledgable about foreign cultures (seeing how i move to a different country every 3 or 4 years.). You also must be Charismatic (which i am deffinetly more-so than you). A Dictator who comes to power by Democratic means will not be succesful at becoming dictator(of the U.S.) because if you are elected the people will be pissed when you try to stay in office after your terms are over.

First off, that's the whole reason why I said "more so than Bush"

Secondly, this is all in the future, where military powers are adjusted. The Air Force WILL be the dominating military force soon.

Third, I will RISE up the ranks, who the hell WOULD follow a Lieutenant?

Fourth, John Kerry is the lesser of two evils

Fifth, your knowledge about culture is meaningless unless you know what to do with that culture

Sixth, You don't know me, I don't know you. Therefore, I am more charismatic :D

Seventh, You didn't let me finish my story before coming to conclusions. You think that was it? Pffffffffft!

With an army, the old fashioned way.

Step 1: Make one of your pawns Lt. Gov. of some American state.
Step 2: Assasinate the Governor using my patented method (hire sombody to drive in front of him on the freeway, that person induces the target to tailgate him, then slams on the brakes causing an accident, the assasin then "accidentaly" kills the target while trying to perform CPR: the accident is not his fault and he's protected from prosecution under the "good samaritan" laws).
Step 3: Assasinate the senators for your state.
Step 4: Have your pawn appoint you as the temporary replacment senator.
Step 5: Gain a following in Congress.
Step 6: Assasinate any who oppose you.
Step 7: Fake a large terrorist attack that would destroy the House of Reps
Step 8: Declare martial law to control the media.
Step 9: With control of Congress, pass a law limiting the Supreme Courts appelate jurisdiction thereby making them impotent (yes this is constitutionally legal).
Step 10: Have Congress appoint you Vice President, then pass a whole bunch of laws limiting the Presidents power and enhancing your own.
Step 11: Take a whole bunch of Mexicans who want a better life, get enough so that you have 51% of the voting population of any Canadian province, then have these operatives move to a province of Canada, become citizens, and vote to have that province become part of the United States, thereby slowly, and legally, taking over Canada.
Step 12: Increase U.S. control of NAFTA and NAFTA's control over North America until the whole continent is under control.
Step 13: Intervene into South American countries to "stop" drug trade.
Step 14: Cut Isreal loose on the middle east.
Step 15: Continue giving more and more money to Russia until they're whole country is dependant upon the U.S. Then confiscate thier nukes.
Step 16: Detonate an Indian nuclear warhead on Pakistani soil, watch ensuing nuclear war, hope radiation cloud blows over China.
Step 17: Induce N. Korea to nuke...something, retaliate with nukes of your own and use the excuse of launching nukes toward Asia to take out China before they know what hit them.
Step 18: Call in all war debts from Europe factoring in inflation and interest, nuke anyone who won't pay.
Conclusion: With a virtual monopoly on drugs, oil, and nuclear weapons, and with almost all advanced militaries out of your way it's only a matter of time. :cool:

Nice, but have you considered the possibility that the Canadians would CLOSE their borders to you?

That, and not all Mexicans would vote the way you want them to vote.

Oh, and how long would it take to be a citizen of Canada? Your time in power may be over by then...

Quietly work my way up through the ladder of the technical support staff of the company that repairs all the ATMs in the world until I become senior management.

That's pretty much it. Once you've got access to the password algorithms for everyone's money, the rest is gravy. Brute force is for brutes.

Nice, but have you considered the possibility that the Canadians would CLOSE their borders to you?

That, and not all Mexicans would vote the way you want them to vote.

Oh, and how long would it take to be a citizen of Canada? Your time in power may be over by then...

1.Canadians are too nice to close their borders.
2.Yes they would, my simulations suggest that all red-blooded, decent human beings have an innate desire to if not conquor Canada then at least help sombody else do it.
3.I'm thinking something like 7 years per province, but that's okay because the Vice President has no term limits and you would still control Congress.

1.Canadians are too nice to close their borders.
2.Yes they would, my simulations suggest that all red-blooded, decent human beings have an innate desire to if not conquor Canada then at least help sombody else do it.
3.I'm thinking something like 7 years per province, but that's okay because the Vice President has no term limits and you would still control Congress.
1. They have the Mad Cow Disease over there, that's code for mass PMS
2. Good point
3. That's far too long, even without limits. A leak or two and the whole things gets blown to pieces.

First off, that's the whole reason why I said "more so than Bush"

Secondly, this is all in the future, where military powers are adjusted. The Air Force WILL be the dominating military force soon.

Third, I will RISE up the ranks, who the hell WOULD follow a Lieutenant?

Fourth, John Kerry is the lesser of two evils

Fifth, your knowledge about culture is meaningless unless you know what to do with that culture

Sixth, You don't know me, I don't know you. Therefore, I am more charismatic :D

Seventh, You didn't let me finish my story before coming to conclusions. You think that was it? Pffffffffft!


1. Good point.

2. The Air Force will only dominate the AIR! If you dont remember, there was a time when peopel though nukes would replace armies. They thought that 50 years ago, still hasnt happend.

3. You never said you would RISE.

4. Nuh-uh. Geroge Bush is better. He will bring America back into the glory days! Heil Bush! I mean uh... pretend you didnt hear that.

5. I DO know what to do with the culture. Iv ebeen planning this since i was 7, Ive made adjustments, of course :D!

6. Im more charismatic. How do i know? Because i asked the all-mighty Magic 8-ball :).

7. Of course i didnt think it was finished! I was just pointing out your flaws in that part.

POST MY PLANS??? And give away my secrets? I think not LS.

I will say this though... be afraid world, be very afraid...

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

POST MY PLANS??? And give away my secrets? I think not LS.

I will say this though... be afraid world, be very afraid...

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

lol

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

1: Be elected Vice President. Kill the President. :sniper:
2: Make my bro' VP. Congress removes limits for Presidetal(sp?) terms.
3: Congress makes me the President perminently(sp?)!
4: I send every other nation in the world this message: Join the USA or I drop NUKES!!!! :gundge:
5: Every country in the world joins me or glows in the dark. :D
6: -Making out with hottie :fluffle: - What? I've finished my list. Go. -Resumes making out :fluffle: - :D

1: Be elected Vice President. Kill the President. :sniper:
2: Make my bro' VP. Congress removes limits for Presidetal(sp?) terms.
3: Congress makes me the President perminently(sp?)!
4: I send every other nation in the world this message: Join the USA or I drop NUKES!!!! :gundge:
5: Every country in the world joins me or glows in the dark. :D
6: -Making out with hottie :fluffle: - What? I've finished my list. Go. -Resumes making out :fluffle: - :D

A little blunt and not very well thought out although i GUESS it could work...

1: Be elected Vice President. Kill the President. :sniper:
2: Make my bro' VP. Congress removes limits for Presidetal(sp?) terms.
3: Congress makes me the President perminently(sp?)!
4: I send every other nation in the world this message: Join the USA or I drop NUKES!!!! :gundge:
5: Every country in the world joins me or glows in the dark. :D
6: -Making out with hottie :fluffle: - What? I've finished my list. Go. -Resumes making out :fluffle: - :D

Hmm... I hope you don't think that'll work.
Also why not just run for president and have your "bro" be your running mate.
As for the rest... meh...