Americans
Cream Sands
31-08-2004, 16:09
Just back from venice and the highlight was.... americans.
Just walking past to hear one obeese lady wearing a stars and stripes clothing ''they can't touch us, we have the whole U.S. army behind us''
all: ''hahahahaha''
anyone else want to conclude that SOME americans are idiots.
Oh how i laughed
Biff Pileon
31-08-2004, 16:11
Just back from venice and the highlight was.... americans.
Just walking past to hear one obeese lady wearing a stars and stripes clothing ''they can't touch us, we have the whole U.S. army behind us''
all: ''hahahahaha''
anyone else want to conclude that SOME americans are idiots.
Oh how i laughed
Yes, there are idiots everywhere.
Dragons Bay
31-08-2004, 16:19
i haven't encountered this myself yet, but the summary from many friends is that some americans think hong kong is in japan. i think japan is about the only asian country they know. those idiots are lucky they haven't asked me, or else i would have slapped them.
Faithfull-freedom
31-08-2004, 16:28
----"i haven't encountered this myself yet, but the summary from many friends is that some americans think hong kong is in japan. i think japan is about the only asian country they know. those idiots are lucky they haven't asked me, or else i would have slapped them. "
I bet these are the same people that think Bangkok is a name of the local ho house.
Freefallia
31-08-2004, 16:47
"Europe - that's in england right?" :rolleyes:
"I thought people in england spoke english but no-one speaks it. I can't understand anyone here"
Sarumland
31-08-2004, 20:18
I once got asked for directions to a place called Dumb-fryz (they actually meant Dumfries!)
Also, apparently Scotland is a county in England. Except that wasn't an observation by American tourists, but by President Bush.
Yes, there are idiots everywhere.
ditto. america isn't the only country with a few morons walking around. and by few, i mean quite a lot.
Dementate
31-08-2004, 20:33
Yes, there are idiots everywhere.
Maybe the moral here is that idiots like to travel in groups.
They probably don't feel quite so stupid among their own kind.
Just back from venice and the highlight was.... americans.
Just walking past to hear one obeese lady wearing a stars and stripes clothing ''they can't touch us, we have the whole U.S. army behind us''
all: ''hahahahaha''
anyone else want to conclude that SOME americans are idiots.
Oh how i laughed
As a patriotic American, I dub thy fatso A MORON and an insult to my people full of fat morons.
*sigh*
Why couldn't America be denser, like Britain? So that way cars would be used lesser and lesser...
Conceptualists
31-08-2004, 20:40
My old English teacher met some Americans in Vancouver (sp?) who wanted to know where they could see the Queen.
I also saw an (American) comedien talking about when she was in Sydney [iirc], and was on a tour bus. After one American tourist asked the tour operator why the traffic lights made noises when on red the operator replied "To tell the blind people that it is on red." To which the tourist replied "Well in my country they don't let the blind drive." Apparently after that, she put on her best Jamiacan accent to pretend she wasn't American.
However, I cannot really say I have seen any stupid Americans (loud yes), maybe they are blocked out by the memory of stupid English people I have heard on holiday (which is why I like to flaunt my Dutch passport).
Salbania
31-08-2004, 22:52
Unfortunately, I have never seen an American tourist or any other tourist from out of the country for that matter say anything stupid. I wish I could though.
Highland
31-08-2004, 22:57
lol wow, that is pretty dumb.
Superpower07
31-08-2004, 23:06
Just back from venice and the highlight was.... americans.
Just walking past to hear one obeese lady wearing a stars and stripes clothing ''they can't touch us, we have the whole U.S. army behind us''
all: ''hahahahaha''
anyone else want to conclude that SOME americans are idiots.
Oh how i laughed
What stupid tourist who's giving us even worse a name than before!
The Steel Legions
31-08-2004, 23:09
Well Im from America and I have always wanted to go to england in a white suit and cowboy hat and talk like Im from Texas, and say things like "Whoo wee you fer'ners ser do talk funny." and "Hey y'all are drivin on the wrong side of the road!" and drive around in a big white cadillac with bull horns on the front and a horn that plays dixie when you beep it.
LordaeronII
31-08-2004, 23:12
Well Im from America and I have always wanted to go to england in a white suit and cowboy hat and talk like Im from Texas, and say things like "Whoo wee you fer'ners ser do talk funny." and "Hey y'all are drivin on the wrong side of the road!" and drive around in a big white cadillac with bull horns on the front and a horn that plays dixie when you beep it.
Lol man that would be funny to see.
I love telling Americans totally BS made up things about Canada when I visit there... it's really damn funny what they'll believe.
I've told someone southern ontario has a 2 month dark season where there's no sunlight for 2 months... They believed it.
Incidentally, southern Ontario is further south than parts of the United States. I can also drive across the border in under an hour (assuming the border crossing doesn't take long)
Sejautineo
31-08-2004, 23:17
As a member of the US military I think that fat, dumb broad should watch what she says in other people's countries. Its people like that who give Americans a bad name. :sniper: