Colodia
31-08-2004, 06:39
If any of you know me very well, you would know that I am on a life-time quest to dominate the world. You can laugh all you like, I won't rest until I either become President and fail or end up a happy old man with plenty of good lookin' ladies around me. *ahem*
So, to give you 30-40 years to prepare for my conquest, I have thought up a little Q&A for you guys featuring my most frequently asked questions about World Domination. Feel free to ask questions, if they are good, they will be added!
Q: Colodia, why do you want to dominate the world?
A: Good question, Colodia. You see, the world is a hell-hole. Know why? The world is a divided place. What good does that do us? If aliens invade the next day, they will pound us as if they are facing a united planet. Imagine what damage they'll do to a planet divided over 200 times over? If a superpower establishes itself as the only superpower, who can stop that power? No one. No ONE. But perhaps two, three, maybe even four combined powers can stand a chance. What if we gather 5, 6, 10 even? What if we got all the Europeon industrial powers, Russia, China, and India to combine and stop this superpower? Wouldn't they stand a chance? Wouldn't their economies better the world? Wouldn't the world be a better place? If it doesn't, too bad. I just want the whole god damn world.
Q: Don't you think it's a waste of a life for this goal?
A: Plenty of lives are wasted as is, thanks to this divided world.
Q: What if your assasinated after domination, what then? What would you think if you got to reflect on your life following?
A: The world may erupt into chaos, the world may divide again, or the world can prove that it can survive without me and stand strong. And if I were to reflect, then I would be a happy, happy man.
Q: What would you call such an empire?
A: Something besides "Earth." Whoever thought up that name is a moron....Good God.
Q: What are some laws that would be enacted?
A: Guns will be banned. Normally I'm pro-guns and all that, but since post-domination is the best time for rebels, I must have a good excuse to crush them. The death penalty will be destroyed, I'm also pro for that, but I think that for the world, it's better this way. Gay marriages will be legal. And there will be limits as to how many children a family can have, perhaps. But that's still undecided.
Q: What style of government would you have adopted?
A: Dictatorship to start off, and then when the world is cooled down, we'll introduce democracy. I'm thinking of something similar to the American system, with checks and balances and a correct way of representing the people (two seperate houses). There will not be one President, but 6 lesser ones. One representing each of the highly populated continients.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
A: With your tongue, 89. Mine? about 3.
So, to give you 30-40 years to prepare for my conquest, I have thought up a little Q&A for you guys featuring my most frequently asked questions about World Domination. Feel free to ask questions, if they are good, they will be added!
Q: Colodia, why do you want to dominate the world?
A: Good question, Colodia. You see, the world is a hell-hole. Know why? The world is a divided place. What good does that do us? If aliens invade the next day, they will pound us as if they are facing a united planet. Imagine what damage they'll do to a planet divided over 200 times over? If a superpower establishes itself as the only superpower, who can stop that power? No one. No ONE. But perhaps two, three, maybe even four combined powers can stand a chance. What if we gather 5, 6, 10 even? What if we got all the Europeon industrial powers, Russia, China, and India to combine and stop this superpower? Wouldn't they stand a chance? Wouldn't their economies better the world? Wouldn't the world be a better place? If it doesn't, too bad. I just want the whole god damn world.
Q: Don't you think it's a waste of a life for this goal?
A: Plenty of lives are wasted as is, thanks to this divided world.
Q: What if your assasinated after domination, what then? What would you think if you got to reflect on your life following?
A: The world may erupt into chaos, the world may divide again, or the world can prove that it can survive without me and stand strong. And if I were to reflect, then I would be a happy, happy man.
Q: What would you call such an empire?
A: Something besides "Earth." Whoever thought up that name is a moron....Good God.
Q: What are some laws that would be enacted?
A: Guns will be banned. Normally I'm pro-guns and all that, but since post-domination is the best time for rebels, I must have a good excuse to crush them. The death penalty will be destroyed, I'm also pro for that, but I think that for the world, it's better this way. Gay marriages will be legal. And there will be limits as to how many children a family can have, perhaps. But that's still undecided.
Q: What style of government would you have adopted?
A: Dictatorship to start off, and then when the world is cooled down, we'll introduce democracy. I'm thinking of something similar to the American system, with checks and balances and a correct way of representing the people (two seperate houses). There will not be one President, but 6 lesser ones. One representing each of the highly populated continients.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
A: With your tongue, 89. Mine? about 3.