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Who do you think would win in an anything goes deathmatch? Stewie or the master chief? I would have to vote for stewie because hes alot smarter and has a huge arsenal. what do you think? :sniper:

Stewie. I mean come on he can build a freakin' time machine.

I dunno. The Master Chief's a pretty big badass, plus he has two minds workin for him (the Autumn's AI).

Stewie, he did kill sperm ya know ;)

In a deathmatch-the MC, because he has been tirelessly trained in combat since he was 7. about 40 years! And he has an AI in his head which can compute faster than Stewie. And plus-Stewie got cancelled, the MC got a sequel.(Yes, I know Family Guy is coming back.)

The Marine from Marathon>MC and Stewie combined.

Stewie can't wrap his hands around a grenade, or rifle, so I'm gonna go with MC just because he's got that "kill from a distance" card up his sleeve. in a battle of wits though...Stewie. MC just doesn't drop the verse with enough flava to out do the little shit

How do you know Master Chief lacks brains? I think hes mentally one of the most powerful forces around but unlike Stewie is trained not to show it.

The Marine from Marathon>MC and Stewie combined.


I dont know....The MC's suit is better than the Marines, and they are both sort of the same type of genetically enhanced people. But Durandel>Cortana anyday.

And as the bobs say-frogblast the ventcore!!!

Stewie

His superior genius would allow him to out flank and out maneuver the MC in every way. plus he would probably turn a tiny water gun into the deadliest object ever created.

well stewie is a genius but mater chief does have the whole regenerating shield thing to keep him safe. Also Stewie is prone to distractions like toys and cute girl babies. On the balance of probablities, i have to go with the Master Chief. :sniper:

In a head-to-head no-weapons deathmatch, MC would rip Stewie's arms off and beat him with them (metaphorically and literally.) If weapons were allowed, Stewie would whip out a blaster from nowhere and fry MC. Come to think of it, Stewie would cheat and blast MC in a no-weapons match anyways.

good point. Stewie is definitely more likely to fight dirty.

Stewie. Stewie is original and hilarious. MC is what happens when Marathon has a child that turns out to be mentally retarded.

No, seriously, I used to be a pretty big Bungie fan. Anyone remember Pathways into Darkness, the pre-Marathon game? That was awesome! And...oh MAN, don't even get me started on Marathon. If the marathon trilogy was ever brought over to the PC, I would die. I mean it, I would drop dead, come back as a ghost, then re-animate my own obdy just to play it.

Then I played Halo. Fun? Well, of course. But, in comparison to Marathon...a dissapointment.



Plus, Durandel was the shit.


**claps hand over heart**

I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level other than Total Carnage, to never use Caps Lock as my 'run' key, and to never, ever, leave a single BOB alive.

Stewie. Stewie is original and hilarious. MC is what happens when Marathon has a child that turns out to be mentally retarded.

No, seriously, I used to be a pretty big Bungie fan. Anyone remember Pathways into Darkness, the pre-Marathon game? That was awesome! And...oh MAN, don't even get me started on Marathon. If the marathon trilogy was ever brought over to the PC, I would die. I mean it, I would drop dead, come back as a ghost, then re-animate my own obdy just to play it.

Then I played Halo. Fun? Well, of course. But, in comparison to Marathon...a dissapointment.



Plus, Durandel was the shit.


**claps hand over heart**

I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level other than Total Carnage, to never use Caps Lock as my 'run' key, and to never, ever, leave a single BOB alive.



You can hook up Marathon up to the PC somehow or somewhat with something. Some sort of plugin, but whatever. Anyway, did you hear about Wideload Games? The new company made by Alex Seripeon, co-founder of Bungie. I remember Pathways, but do you remember Minotaur? or better yet !Gnop ?

Master Chief - he could just snipe Stewie from a distance

Stewie -> :eek: :sniper: <-MC

stewie would try to take over M.C's mind and use him to wreak havoc across the planet...

or something like this could happen...

Stewie has just woken up, Scorpion tank is outside the door with the blaster aimed right into his room. Steiw throws stuffed tow into the barrel of the tank, tank blows up, stewi runs on top of the tank. "Victory is mine!"

You can hook up Marathon up to the PC somehow or somewhat with something. Some sort of plugin, but whatever. Anyway, did you hear about Wideload Games? The new company made by Alex Seripeon, co-founder of Bungie. I remember Pathways, but do you remember Minotaur? or better yet !Gnop ?

I know Marathon 2 is PC compatible, but I didn't know about the others...

And now, I didn't. Gotta look that up :D

Unfortunatly, while I've heard of Minotaur and !Gnop (pong backwards. Genius :D), I never played them...Pathways was the first.

ok then. every1 put in your vote for master chief or stewie. the polls will be open in the next 48 hours. whoever wins will advance to the quater finals of my video game, tv show, and movie death match! watch out for boba-fett vs. James bond.

Stewie has just woken up, Scorpion tank is outside the door with the blaster aimed right into his room. Steiw throws stuffed tow into the barrel of the tank, tank blows up, stewi runs on top of the tank. "Victory is mine!"

Sounds like a cutscene I saw from Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, where Solid Snake throws a grenade right down the blaster of a tank

Masterchief, come on, everything always goes wrong for poor Stewie, that and nothing Stewie can make can touch the Masterchief, since his diminutive stature keeps holding him back.

stewie would try to take over M.C's mind and use him to wreak havoc across the planet...

or something like this could happen...

Stewie has just woken up, Scorpion tank is outside the door with the blaster aimed right into his room. Steiw throws stuffed tow into the barrel of the tank, tank blows up, stewi runs on top of the tank. "Victory is mine!"

Stewie sees a person in a strange bio-mechanical suit, "What the douche?"

BAM

Masterchief hits Stewie from 140 Yards with a shot from his Pistol.

Game over, Masterchief wins.

Unless......

Spiderman shows up to save the day.

I know Marathon 2 is PC compatible, but I didn't know about the others...

And now, I didn't. Gotta look that up :D

Unfortunatly, while I've heard of Minotaur and !Gnop (pong backwards. Genius :D), I never played them...Pathways was the first.

Check out http://marathon.bungie.org for info on things like Aleph One and Marathon: Resurrection...

Did any of you Bungie fans play Myth? The community is still going strong, surprisingly, despite the fact that the bungie.net server has been down for a couple years now.

If you're interested, the main community server is located at www.playmyth.net (http://www.playmyth.net), though some of the more hard-core TFL players hang around marius net (http://www.mariusnet.com).

... and back to the topic: the Master Chief and his SPKNR. No contest.

Oh please... Stewie can't even kill a single unsuspecting woman. MC would dominate.

Oh please... Stewie can't even kill a single unsuspecting woman. MC would dominate.

Ever hear of women's intuition? They know when stuff like that is going to happen.

Stewie sees a person in a strange bio-mechanical suit, "What the douche?"

BAM

Masterchief hits Stewie from 140 Yards with a shot from his Pistol.

Game over, Masterchief wins.

Unless......

Spiderman shows up to save the day.
Didn't he show up in one episode of Family Guy and save the day?

"Everybody gets one."

Stewie. Masterchief is a soldier, but Stewie's a psychopath... He could kill you with a spoon. And I think Viking Yak Herders hit the nail on the head when he said "stewie would try to take over M.C's mind and use him to wreak havoc across the planet..."


If the marathon trilogy was ever brought over to the PC, I would die. I mean it, I would drop dead, come back as a ghost, then re-animate my own obdy just to play it.

lmao

the polls are closed and mc is the winner! he will face boba fett in the semi final