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If you woke up one morning, and found yourself transformed into the opposite gender?

I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.

My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play....with my dingaling :confused:

I'd more than likely be a 20's foul mouthed "slaturn" :D

My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play....with my dingaling :confused:

...wow

I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.

:confused:

:eek:

:sniper:

...wow

Eh?

I'd get a sex change.

I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.
I think you just described what every guy would do, straight or otherwise.

I'm probably thinking too deeply into a non-serious question but...

I would determine (mostly by other people's reactions and by the stuff in my room) whether it had occurred as in I was just randomly changed and everyone else thinks I'm still a guy...

OR

If time had changed and it was as if I had been born as a girl and everyone believed I was and stuff...

If it was the first, I'd totally freak out....

If it was the second, I'd probably convince myself that all my memories of being a guy were some weird twisted fantasy I made up, and that I was probably a lesbian...

LMFAO for some reason that idea amuses me.

If you woke up one morning, and found yourself transformed into the opposite gender?

Blow my freaking head off with a shotgun! :mad:

I'd be such a lesbian

I think you just described what every guy would do, straight or otherwise.

And not only the guys! I'd do the same...only I wouldn't have breasts, instead I'd...um...yeah...

i'd teach blind children how to read brail

And not only the guys! I'd do the same...only I wouldn't have breasts, instead I'd...um...yeah...
...you'd finger yourself as a guy? ...how old are you? I think there are either some things you don't quite understand, or you are really twisted...ouchies...

Anyways, I'd join a sorority so I can have weekly, nude, lesbian pillow fights (since that's what all girls do when they have sleep-overs).

Anyways, I'd join a sorority so I can have weekly, nude, lesbian pillow fights (since that's what all girls do when they have sleep-overs).

We do? :confused: I've never had a sleep-over, goodthing too :eek:

spend all day playing with myself,then all night at a gay club touching up lesbians

Hmmm.. I would say something like OH SHI........ and then fant

I'd probably stay in my room for the rest of the day.

We do? :confused: I've never had a sleep-over, goodthing too :eek:
Sarcasm 101.

Sarcasm 101.

:( Uhhh I mean uhhh QUIET YOU! :sniper:


:D

I'd have a Klondike bar.

Hang myself, because I'd never want to be anything other than a male. I'm what God made me, and that's what and who I am, and that's who and what I want to be.

I want to be me.

Meh. I agree with most all of you, I'd just play with myself. All day. It's very unsatisfying being male.

At least I could "socially acceptably" wear colourful clothes with pictures of plants on them. Yeah, the clothes. I can't really think of any other advantages to being female.

I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.

Hmmmm, how come that was the first thing I thaught to?

Oooooh, right.

I would strip on the internet, makes lots of monay!

Hmmmm, how come that was the first thing I thaught to?


haha, exactly was i was thinking, too...almost word for word ;)

I'd look in the mirror and explore my new body from every angle. I would then have to shave my legs and stuff to feel better about my new look. Test to see if my nipples had a nice nerve connection to my new clitoris. Then I'd see if an orgasm can last more than ten seconds and how great it would be to spend an hour rolling from orgasm to orgasm till my body ached. I'd be thrilled to death until I went to piss and had to sit down. I'd be very very happy with this new body until I got my period and want to be a man again!

what in the !?

what in the !?I was bored so I got creative.

I'd look in the mirror and explore my new body from every angle. I would then have to shave my legs and stuff to feel better about my new look. Test to see if my nipples had a nice nerve connection to my new clitoris. Then I'd see if an orgasm can last more than ten seconds and how great it would be to spend an hour rolling from orgasm to orgasm till my body ached. I'd be thrilled to death until I went to piss and had to sit down. I'd be very very happy with this new body until I got my period and want to be a man again!

OMGWTFLMFAOROFL!!!! :D :D :D :D :D (and any other ns acronym you can think of)

Anyways, I'd join a sorority so I can have weekly, nude, lesbian pillow fights (since that's what all girls do when they have sleep-overs).

that is the only funny thing i've ever seen you say congrats :D

I'd take pictures. Lots and lots of pictures.

I'd look in the mirror and explore my new body from every angle. I would then have to shave my legs and stuff to feel better about my new look. Test to see if my nipples had a nice nerve connection to my new clitoris. Then I'd see if an orgasm can last more than ten seconds and how great it would be to spend an hour rolling from orgasm to orgasm till my body ached. I'd be thrilled to death until I went to piss and had to sit down. I'd be very very happy with this new body until I got my period and want to be a man again!

Day-um!! Do you think about this kind of thing often?

...Can't I just have both..? I don't know, being a hermaphrodite would be interesting, too. Twice the fun, I'd suppose?

I'd go down to a car dealership and see just how cheap a male could get a vehicle... then realize that making out with a woman in public would no longer make a scene...and I'd be sad.

And should enough time go by in this new body of mine that I realize- no more horrid pains each month... I'd be happy... and make out with some lovely ladies... and be happy.

you make out with women in public. cool. :D

I'd wrap my hair in a towel and spend the next 4 days being moody

I'd wrap my hair in a towel and spend the next 4 days being moody
heh heh!

Well, I know its not possible, so I'm not worrying.

well that's no fun

Ahem.

This thread sucks.

I'd want to wee standing up. :p