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What would you do...

Feminine Little Boys
28-08-2004, 22:40
If you woke up one morning, and found yourself transformed into the opposite gender?
Japaica
28-08-2004, 22:42
I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.
Zwange
28-08-2004, 22:44
My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play....with my dingaling :confused:
Sskiss
28-08-2004, 22:45
I'd more than likely be a 20's foul mouthed "slaturn" :D
Japaica
28-08-2004, 22:45
My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play....with my dingaling :confused:

...wow
Zwange
28-08-2004, 22:45
I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.

:confused:

:eek:

:sniper:
Zwange
28-08-2004, 22:45
...wow

Eh?
New Genoa
28-08-2004, 22:48
I'd get a sex change.
Rotovia
28-08-2004, 22:50
I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.
I think you just described what every guy would do, straight or otherwise.
LordaeronII
28-08-2004, 22:51
I'm probably thinking too deeply into a non-serious question but...

I would determine (mostly by other people's reactions and by the stuff in my room) whether it had occurred as in I was just randomly changed and everyone else thinks I'm still a guy...

OR

If time had changed and it was as if I had been born as a girl and everyone believed I was and stuff...

If it was the first, I'd totally freak out....

If it was the second, I'd probably convince myself that all my memories of being a guy were some weird twisted fantasy I made up, and that I was probably a lesbian...

LMFAO for some reason that idea amuses me.
Roach-Busters
28-08-2004, 22:51
If you woke up one morning, and found yourself transformed into the opposite gender?

Blow my freaking head off with a shotgun! :mad:
Goed
28-08-2004, 23:44
I'd be such a lesbian
Fat Chance
28-08-2004, 23:47
I think you just described what every guy would do, straight or otherwise.

And not only the guys! I'd do the same...only I wouldn't have breasts, instead I'd...um...yeah...
Eeptopia
28-08-2004, 23:49
i'd teach blind children how to read brail
Opal Isle
28-08-2004, 23:51
And not only the guys! I'd do the same...only I wouldn't have breasts, instead I'd...um...yeah...
...you'd finger yourself as a guy? ...how old are you? I think there are either some things you don't quite understand, or you are really twisted...ouchies...

Anyways, I'd join a sorority so I can have weekly, nude, lesbian pillow fights (since that's what all girls do when they have sleep-overs).
Zwange
29-08-2004, 00:17
Anyways, I'd join a sorority so I can have weekly, nude, lesbian pillow fights (since that's what all girls do when they have sleep-overs).

We do? :confused: I've never had a sleep-over, goodthing too :eek:
Luckdonia
29-08-2004, 00:37
spend all day playing with myself,then all night at a gay club touching up lesbians
Irondin
29-08-2004, 00:41
Hmmm.. I would say something like OH SHI........ and then fant
Zwange
29-08-2004, 00:51
I'd probably stay in my room for the rest of the day.
Opal Isle
29-08-2004, 00:52
We do? :confused: I've never had a sleep-over, goodthing too :eek:
Sarcasm 101.
Zwange
29-08-2004, 00:55
Sarcasm 101.

:( Uhhh I mean uhhh QUIET YOU! :sniper:


:D
Keruvalia
29-08-2004, 17:34
I'd have a Klondike bar.
Communist Mississippi
29-08-2004, 17:54
Hang myself, because I'd never want to be anything other than a male. I'm what God made me, and that's what and who I am, and that's who and what I want to be.

I want to be me.
The New Aryan State
29-08-2004, 17:58
Meh. I agree with most all of you, I'd just play with myself. All day. It's very unsatisfying being male.
Siljhouettes
29-08-2004, 18:17
At least I could "socially acceptably" wear colourful clothes with pictures of plants on them. Yeah, the clothes. I can't really think of any other advantages to being female.
Camewot
29-08-2004, 18:28
I would finger myself and caress my breasts. But that's just me, a little pervert talking.

Hmmmm, how come that was the first thing I thaught to?
Camewot
29-08-2004, 18:29
Oooooh, right.

I would strip on the internet, makes lots of monay!
HocCheLand
29-08-2004, 18:34
Hmmmm, how come that was the first thing I thaught to?


haha, exactly was i was thinking, too...almost word for word ;)
Sudoism
29-08-2004, 18:41
I'd look in the mirror and explore my new body from every angle. I would then have to shave my legs and stuff to feel better about my new look. Test to see if my nipples had a nice nerve connection to my new clitoris. Then I'd see if an orgasm can last more than ten seconds and how great it would be to spend an hour rolling from orgasm to orgasm till my body ached. I'd be thrilled to death until I went to piss and had to sit down. I'd be very very happy with this new body until I got my period and want to be a man again!
The Fedral Union
29-08-2004, 18:46
what in the !?
Sudoism
29-08-2004, 18:52
what in the !?I was bored so I got creative.
Japaica
29-08-2004, 18:54
I'd look in the mirror and explore my new body from every angle. I would then have to shave my legs and stuff to feel better about my new look. Test to see if my nipples had a nice nerve connection to my new clitoris. Then I'd see if an orgasm can last more than ten seconds and how great it would be to spend an hour rolling from orgasm to orgasm till my body ached. I'd be thrilled to death until I went to piss and had to sit down. I'd be very very happy with this new body until I got my period and want to be a man again!

OMGWTFLMFAOROFL!!!! :D :D :D :D :D (and any other ns acronym you can think of)
Japaica
29-08-2004, 18:56
Anyways, I'd join a sorority so I can have weekly, nude, lesbian pillow fights (since that's what all girls do when they have sleep-overs).

that is the only funny thing i've ever seen you say congrats :D
Daiglopia
29-08-2004, 18:58
I'd take pictures. Lots and lots of pictures.
San haiti
29-08-2004, 19:43
I'd look in the mirror and explore my new body from every angle. I would then have to shave my legs and stuff to feel better about my new look. Test to see if my nipples had a nice nerve connection to my new clitoris. Then I'd see if an orgasm can last more than ten seconds and how great it would be to spend an hour rolling from orgasm to orgasm till my body ached. I'd be thrilled to death until I went to piss and had to sit down. I'd be very very happy with this new body until I got my period and want to be a man again!

Day-um!! Do you think about this kind of thing often?
Ursea
29-08-2004, 19:57
...Can't I just have both..? I don't know, being a hermaphrodite would be interesting, too. Twice the fun, I'd suppose?
Boudiccea
29-08-2004, 20:16
I'd go down to a car dealership and see just how cheap a male could get a vehicle... then realize that making out with a woman in public would no longer make a scene...and I'd be sad.

And should enough time go by in this new body of mine that I realize- no more horrid pains each month... I'd be happy... and make out with some lovely ladies... and be happy.
Japaica
29-08-2004, 21:59
you make out with women in public. cool. :D
DHomme
29-08-2004, 22:09
I'd wrap my hair in a towel and spend the next 4 days being moody
Luckdonia
30-08-2004, 16:52
I'd wrap my hair in a towel and spend the next 4 days being moody
heh heh!
Kahta
30-08-2004, 16:57
Well, I know its not possible, so I'm not worrying.
Japaica
31-08-2004, 01:20
well that's no fun
Copiosa Scotia
31-08-2004, 01:25
Ahem.

This thread sucks.
Tuesday Heights
31-08-2004, 01:46
I'd want to wee standing up. :p