NationStates Jolt Archive

No, we don't all hate you. Is it really necessary to have the same thread over and over in order to soothe your wounded pride? You don't need to keep asking why people dislike the U.S. It has been explained enough, but I think the majority of people agree, it's the policies, not the people, of your nation that arouse the ire of so many. It's been debated, described and flogged into the ground. So, for those of you who still feel the need to be assured: I personally do not know you, nor do I hate you. Warm fuzzies all around.

Warm fuzzies?! I'm allergic to warm fuzzies! Oh God, the hives! The swelling! Why do you hate me?!

WTF? Save your pity for weak!!!
And take your warm fuzzies back too.

Swwweeeden In Da Houseeee!!!


...

WTF? Save your pity for weak!!!
And take your warm fuzzies back too.

Recinded, stamped on and shaved. Just for you.

No seriously...I just have to laugh when I read things like, "Everyone thinks that Americans are so ignorant. They all make assumptions about our government and they don't really know anything about it..." and then someone posts things like
If I lived in a socialist country (France or Canada)

I guess it's okay to make assumptions about everyone else, just not about the U.S.

Any American who gives a rats ass what a europeon (or any other nationality) thinks about his nation is sad.

Swwweeeden In Da Houseeee!!!
No it isn't. You sing all the time.

Or parhaps that's what's wrong with our language? :p


But yes, we all hate americans (except for the individuals we actually know).
I'm an athreist and thanks to some religious organisations *cough Catholic church cough* the definition of "atheism" is "immorality". Since I'm an atheist I'm also forced to be immoral (no need to disprove the prejudices) and it's immoral to hate somebody you don't know (like homosexuals or the German people).

Of cause I'd also have to molest my unborn children... Damn this requires a lot. :rolleyes:

My language is hot

wh00t!


;)

Any American who gives a rats ass what a europeon (or any other nationality) thinks about his nation is sad.

I *WOULD* give a rat's ass, as they're rather cheap, for good will amongst friends,.. but only if I have a spare one lying around.

I *WILL NOT* go out and catch one for you, though.... Yuck.

We love you too.

(( No,.. really,.. we do..! ))


-Keiki'olu I'ake'oke'o
Current "Big-Diggah" and "Chief Head-Whompah"

Warm fuzzies all around.

Personally, I prefer the snap cup. ;)

My language is hot

wh00t!


;)
Well, if you can't say "rødgrød med fløde" your language can't be hot.

I can't believe no one has yet screamed, "WE DON'T WHINE, IT'S ALL YOU FOREIGN FAIRY FRENCHY A-RABS THAT DO THE WHINING WHILE WE RESCUE YOUR UNSANITARY BUTTOCKS FROM (communism, terrorism, and assorted isms)AND NEVER THANK US, SO JUST SHUT UP BEFORE WE DECIDE TO INVADE YOU AND 'LIBERATE' YOU TO DEATH!!!!"


hhehhehehe

(for the sarcastically impaired...that is sarcasm)

Well, if you can't say "rødgrød med fløde" your language can't be hot.


paj to all swedes

Paj tastes like pie

I can't believe no one has yet screamed, "WE DON'T WHINE, IT'S ALL YOU FOREIGN FAIRY FRENCHY A-RABS THAT DO THE WHINING WHILE WE RESCUE YOUR UNSANITARY BUTTOCKS FROM (communism, terrorism, and assorted isms)AND NEVER THANK US, SO JUST SHUT UP BEFORE WE DECIDE TO INVADE YOU AND 'LIBERATE' YOU TO DEATH!!!!"


hhehhehehe
Oh yeah, I'm so sorry.

Let me make it official:

Thank you for invading Vietnam and "liberating" the Vietnamese for the evil communism that undoubtly would have destroied the entire world. Of cause you had to murder John F. Kennedy, but hey, life goes on.

Was that the thank you were looking for? Or perhaps:

Thank you for "liberating" Afghanistand so we could build a pipeline and thank you for "liberating" Iraq (where some Iraqian made the nuclear bombs disappear with a magic wand) so you could kick start the oil production.

Humble enough?

I can't believe no one has yet screamed, "WE DON'T WHINE, IT'S ALL YOU FOREIGN FAIRY FRENCHY A-RABS THAT DO THE WHINING WHILE WE RESCUE YOUR UNSANITARY BUTTOCKS FROM (communism, terrorism, and assorted isms)AND NEVER THANK US, SO JUST SHUT UP BEFORE WE DECIDE TO INVADE YOU AND 'LIBERATE' YOU TO DEATH!!!!"


hhehhehehe

Why would we want to interfere on your little tantrum

(Establishment of the US Marine Corps post)

Any American who gives a rats ass what a europeon (or any other nationality) thinks about his nation is sad.



I was just going to write an article in support of our cousins, when some spoilt little brat started opening his orifice (don't know which end .. could have been either, old boy!) and started talking through it with his "I don't care what you think, na-na-na ...." nonsense. Some Americans cause even America's allies and friends to want to punch them in the mouth just to stop the ignorant waffle they speak.

Oh yeah, I'm so sorry.

Let me make it official:

Thank you for invading Vietnam and "liberating" the Vietnamese for the evil communism that undoubtly would have destroied the entire world. Of cause you had to murder John F. Kennedy, but hey, life goes on.

Was that the thank you were looking for? Or perhaps:

Thank you for "liberating" Afghanistand so we could build a pipeline and thank you for "liberating" Iraq (where some Iraqian made the nuclear bombs disappear with a magic wand) so you could kick start the oil production.

Humble enough?

I certainly hope you aren't insinuating that I might be a citizen of the U.S. *offended cough*

Ignorance is global

I certainly hope you aren't insinuating that I might be a citizen of the U.S. *offended cough*
No, I'm just a very sarcastic person who hoped to provoke some reaction like a "That was enough thank, Tail" or perhaps, "These are some nice fries."

I was just going to write an article in support of our cousins, when some spoilt little brat started opening his orifice (don't know which end .. could have been either, old boy!) and started talking through it with his "I don't care what you think, na-na-na ...." nonsense. Some Americans cause even America's allies and friends to want to punch them in the mouth just to stop the ignorant waffle they speak.You are welcome to bring anytime you feel froggy (no pun intended).

No, I'm just a very sarcastic person who hoped to provoke some reaction like a "That was enough thank, Tail" or perhaps, "These are some nice fries."

Your posts are strangely similar to a Douglas Adams novel....towels everyone?

You are welcome to bring anytime you feel froggy (no pun intended).

Froggy? Seriously? Why don't we just make a list of what it is ok to call people if they disagree with the U.S. So far I've seen:

pinko
commie
camel driver
frog (or the nicer, froggy)

Have I forgotten anything?

Froggy? Seriously? Why don't we just make a list of what it is ok to call people if they disagree with the U.S. So far I've seen:

pinko
commie
camel driver
frog (or the nicer, froggy)

Have I forgotten anything?

Cheese eating surrender monkey

Come on man, get on top of things

(Rosetta Stone Post)

Cheese eating surrender monkey

I like that one...how about: poodle humping wee-wee (or oui-oui for the less french impaired:))

Your posts are strangely similar to a Douglas Adams novel....towels everyone?
I ain't know the bitch (I don't know the person).

But if he writes cryptic or ironic I guess it's right.
Kinda like right-winged hippies, Americans who don't fear imaginary terror, Elvis and God herself (Alanis). We all talk about them, but they don't really exist anymore. Or something like that. Or maybe not.

You are welcome to bring anytime you feel froggy (no pun intended).


Sorry, but we have not the slightest idea as to the meaning of your reply.

Translation required!

Sorry, but we have not the slightest idea as to the meaning of your reply.

Translation required!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Well I am THRILLED that you have come to lift our conversation into a new level of sophistication. Your pointed and reasonable utterances are both enlightening and educational. Please continue to radiate knowledge, so that we may bask in its eternal light.

:headbang:

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?


Well, we did have the benefit of a reasonable education, which we guess by your answer, you didn't!

I turn elitists into sex toys

Sorry, but we have not the slightest idea as to the meaning of your reply.

Translation required!

By the way, large letters and bold type make you seem like deaf grandparents:). No offense:).

'Eh? What was that? There's a choir on the roof?

No no gran...not choir, FIRE...the roof... the roof is on fire!

O M G


FIRE!

WE DON'T WHINE, IT'S ALL YOU FOREIGN FAIRY FRENCHY A-RABS THAT DO THE WHINING WHILE WE RESCUE YOUR UNSANITARY BUTTOCKS FROM (communism, terrorism, and assorted isms)AND NEVER THANK US, SO JUST SHUT UP BEFORE WE DECIDE TO INVADE YOU AND 'LIBERATE' YOU TO DEATH!!!!

By the way, large letters and bold type make you seem like deaf grandparents:). No offense:).

'Eh? What was that? There's a choir on the roof?

No no gran...not choir, FIRE...the roof... the roof is on fire!


True! Point taken!

WE DON'T WHINE, IT'S ALL YOU FOREIGN FAIRY FRENCHY A-RABS THAT DO THE WHINING WHILE WE RESCUE YOUR UNSANITARY BUTTOCKS FROM (communism, terrorism, and assorted isms)AND NEVER THANK US, SO JUST SHUT UP BEFORE WE DECIDE TO INVADE YOU AND 'LIBERATE' YOU TO DEATH!!!!

Thanks:). I was getting tired of waiting.

Thanks:). I was getting tired of waiting.

I was actually quite surprised no one beat me to it.

WE DON'T WHINE, IT'S ALL YOU FOREIGN FAIRY FRENCHY A-RABS THAT DO THE WHINING WHILE WE RESCUE YOUR UNSANITARY BUTTOCKS FROM (communism, terrorism, and assorted isms)AND NEVER THANK US, SO JUST SHUT UP BEFORE WE DECIDE TO INVADE YOU AND 'LIBERATE' YOU TO DEATH!!!!


You sound so common, old boy! You've not been on the booze. what?

You sound so common, old boy! You've not been on the booze. what?

Could you kindly translate that into English and re-ask it?

You can dg

You can dg

Are you talking to anyone, or are you just raving?

Could you kindly translate that into English and re-ask it?


You sound so common, old boy. Have you been on the booze?

I'm raving.

You sound so common, old boy. Have you been on the booze?

I am drinking, yes, but I'm not drunk. Why do you ask?

Maybe he's just interested, you know?

It has been explained enough, but I think the majority of people agree, it's the policies, not the people, of your nation that arouse the ire of so many.

What's wrong with bringing down the Hammer on third-world scum? :)

:mp5: :sniper:

I am drinking, yes, but I'm not drunk. Why do you ask?


Just conversing .... no real reason I asked. Seems the original topic has flown away!

What's a topic?

As a citizen of the US, I can say with full confidence that I did not personally invade Vietnam or Afganistan.

Just conversing .... no real reason I asked. Seems the original topic has flown away!

Let's bring it back. The U.S is pushing its culture down everyone's throats, but does not want any negative feedback. Many people in the U.S think that they are being 'bashed' all the time, and just want to be liked. Sensible? Possible?

I guess we could just blame the Americans.


"Damn Americans."
- Sniper Wolf

Bloody Americans :rolleyes:

As a citizen of the US, I can say with full confidence that I did not personally invade Vietnam or Afganistan.

Nor did I, as a citizen of Canada, invade myself and steal my land:). (half Irish, half Cree:)) Nonetheless, I have to deal with the consequences of those actions. I get terribly confused sometimes, and on occasion beat myself up and call myself alternately "bog Irish mic" or "Squaw".

As a citizen of the US, I can say with full confidence that I did not personally invade Vietnam or Afganistan.



As a British citizen, I can say without contradiction that we had no part in bombing North Vietnam. Burning the Whitehouse, yes.

You beat yourself?

Burning the Whitehouse...now, there's and idea.

Originally Posted by Rimirin
Oh yeah, I'm so sorry.

Let me make it official:

Thank you for invading Vietnam and "liberating" the Vietnamese for the evil communism that undoubtly would have destroied the entire world. Of cause you had to murder John F. Kennedy, but hey, life goes on.

Was that the thank you were looking for? Or perhaps:

Thank you for "liberating" Afghanistand so we could build a pipeline and thank you for "liberating" Iraq (where some Iraqian made the nuclear bombs disappear with a magic wand) so you could kick start the oil production.

Humble enough?


That's not very humble...nor is it particularly smiting. That confuses us. Stop confusing us! Now! Or we'll liberate your confused peoples! Or is it our people who're confused? See what your evil has done?! That's it! We're liberating! You DO have Oil, right?

I hope that feeds your wanton hunger for sarcasm. :P

As a British citizen, I can say without contradiction that we had no part in bombing North Vietnam. Burning the Whitehouse, yes.

Ah you Brits are in Bush's back pocket so button up:). We have you to thank for the private healthcare experiment gone wrong, the erosion of labour unions, and lets not even get into all the crap you did while on top during the British Empire days. Hush. Thanks for Canada though....although I did hear that you guys offered it to the French in return for sugar-producing Martinique....they turned you down, and you ditched us, and now we have more diamonds and gold in the North than you can shake a stick at :cool: . THAT'S justice :D .

Burning the Whitehouse...now, there's and idea.



... that was a long time ago! Teenage America being delinquent again!

That's not very humble...nor is it particularly smiting. That confuses us. Stop confusing us! Now! Or we'll liberate your confused peoples! Or is it our people who're confused? See what your evil has done?! That's it! We're liberating! You DO have Oil, right?

I hope that feeds your wanton hunger for sarcasm. :P
You see, I'm not a nationalist and I don't feel I have anything called "my people". And I don't easily get scared. Especially not by some tree-hugging, monkey stealing, super sadictic, narrow minded, deep panned, pizza burning madman who's job is to consult prize winning chickens on some farm in Colorado.

Or whatever that means.

By the way, I claim the burning of the White House for Canada, despite the fact that it was British soldiers. You staged your attack from my country, and then slept with my ancestors (the First Nations). I think that justifies my claim:).

... that was a long time ago! Teenage America being delinquent again!



..... but they didn't burn the Whitehouse! Oh no ... we did. Well, family quarrels can get out-of-hand on occasions, can't they?

By the way, I claim the burning of the White House for Canada, despite the fact that it was British soldiers. You staged your attack from my country, and then slept with my ancestors (the First Nations). I think that justifies my claim:).

Certainly!

Why would you want to burn a stupid building?
It's just a symbol.

Like burning the flag. It's a piece of fabric with colors.

By the way, I claim the burning of the White House for Canada, despite the fact that it was British soldiers. You staged your attack from my country, and then slept with my ancestors (the First Nations). I think that justifies my claim:).
Hey, man...I never slept with your ancestors. Who told you that?!

o_0

I don't recall sleeping with his ancestors either, but is that an invitation?
( might be kinda creepy though, what with them being dead and all)

You see, I'm not a nationalist and I don't feel I have anything called "my people". And I don't easily get scared. Especially not by some tree-hugging, monkey stealing, super sadictic, narrow minded, deep panned, pizza burning madman who's job is to consult prize winning chickens on some farm in Colorado.

Or whatever that means.

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I would have quoted it, but my computer would never hear of giving me what I want (having problems).

Although, I'd like to address that statement with:

1: Nationalism is for the birds. As is any system that forces one to comform to a certain identity in the failing hopes of those who wish to belong.
2: 'My People' are the voices in my head...they tell me to do things...bad things.
3: Trees need love too. I'm just the man to give it to them.
4: Monkeys fetch good prices in pet stores.
5: Sadism is for fun AND profit. :D
6: Narrow-Mindedness all depends on how you look at it. If me thinking that Bush and Kerry are really just siblings who despise eachother, that Gay and Religious Rights are granted to us not by constitution. But by sheer freedom of Spirit (which cannot be bound)...then I'll be damned, my mind's narrower than an Asian Schoolgirl's hips.

And the Chicken thing...I just use them as a smoke-screen for what I do to the Monkeys. :)

Back tot he Topic. I'm American, and I believe that we do, in fact, whine too much. 'We' as in everyone in the known world. Everyone gripes these days, not just one particular region.

Though I believe the reason many of these posts in query for Anti-Americanism (don't you love a word you can slap a great old ism on?) is spurd by the fact that there are a lot of NS Posters who complain about american politics. Most of those Posters also generalize Americans into their comments, by accident or by design. So of course, people get offended, hearts get broken...boo-boos are dealt.

The only thing I can say to it all is: Get over it, lick your wounds and move on. Anyone who picks on your particular nation, just ask them to stop. Don't bombard them with: "What do I care about your forsaken little Nation?! Mine's the BEST!" the only thing that does is lead to even more heart-ache...more boo-boos.

...and Boo-Boos are bad. ;)