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Anybody out there with kids? I need some tips on how to better child proof my house.


They keep getting back in! :p

Have you tried hyenas?

I find that some chocolate bars laced with laxative, spread about the property, discourages the presence of children.

I find that some chocolate bars laced with laxative, spread about the property, discourages the presence of children.That works for you?

Not for me.

They still get in and then it's even harder to get them out of the bathroom.

Try telling the childrens parents that you're a convicted child sex offender. Whether or not it's true doesn't matter, but it will sure keep the kiddies away from you.

That works for you?

Not for me.

They still get in and then it's even harder to get them out of the bathroom.


Be patient.

Eventually, it will be like a "Pavlov's dog" kind of mentality.

They'll see the chocolate, and then run away.