NationStates Jolt Archive

1593: Events
May 18 - Playwright Thomas Kyd's accusations of heresy lead to an arrest warrant for Christopher Marlowe.
July 25 - King Henry IV of France returns to Catholicism, and is recognized as King in most of France.
Outbreak of the Long War in Hungary between the Habsburgs and the Ottomans.
Mihai Viteazul becomes prince of Walachia.
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Births
April 3 - George Herbert, English poet and orator († 1633)
April 13 - Thomas Wentworth, Earl of Strafford, English statesman.
July 8 - Artemisia Gentileschi, painter.
August 9 - Izaak Walton, English writer.
Matthaus Meriah, German illustrator.
Paolo Agostino, Italian musician.
Louis Barbier, French bishop.
Jacob Jordaens, Flemish painter.
Andrej Kobav, Slovene mathematician.
A. Matthäus Merian, Swiss cartographer.
Georges de La Tour, painter.
Mumtaz Mahal
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Deaths
March 23 - Henry Barrowe, English Puritan and Separatist.
April 6 - John Greenwood, English Puritan and Separatist.
May 30 - Christopher Marlowe, English playwright
Emperor Ogimachi of Japan
William Harrison, English clergyman.
Henry Stanley, 4th Earl of Derby.
Giussepe Arcimboldo, Italian painter.

I've been doing this for the past few posts of mine (Since 1776), and plan to keep going until 2004, naming one event per post.

(Camden post)

Alpha Centauri invaded Andromoda in retaliation for the release of a billion space weasels in the Rigel system.

I've been doing this for the past few posts of mine (Since 1776), and plan to keep going until 2004, naming one event per post.

(Camden post)
Yeah I stole your idea. I got it from you.

My future son becomes world dictator and grants a celebration involving massive sex orgies... of DOOM.

Yeah I stole your idea. I got it from you.

Maybe we'll start a trend, would make great fun for anyone over 2004.

(Battle of Yorktown post)

The Cuban army finally completes its world domination by taking Stockholm.

AD 4,800:


The Earth was visited by aliens, they arrived to find the planet inhabitated by various tribes in perpetual war with edged weapons and clubs. Evidence suggests civilizations in the landmass records call "Europe" seemed to almost vanish overnight shortly after 2100. Records suggest that an old empire called the "United States of America" was shattered from internal racial tensions around 2050, and it completely ceased to exist around 2070. Further evidence suggests that there used to be a species of highly intelligence, civilized creatures, who were cultured, strong, and devout in their faith, the records suggest that they were called several different terms, "Europeans", "Whites", "Aryans", and "Caucasoids". But it appears that around the 1940s-1950s, after generations of wars brought about by a sub-species parasite race of man, commonly referred to as the "Druze", the "Khazar", etc, that the population on the Aryan man started to slow... He boomed in the 50s though, after the wars were won. But then in the 1960s, the tools that Aryan man invented to better the world and his people (printing press, radio, television) were turned against him, with the result being that his women and children were brainwashed.

With his women against him, the result was that less and less new Aryans were born as it became much harder for Aryan man to relate to his "Liberated" women, who had actually only been liberated from his love and protection.

By the end of the 1960s, the aryan man was on the defensive.

Records reveal that somewhere around 2040-2050, the Aryan man became a minority in the super power the "United States of America". But the USA had long since ceased to matter, as the records show, a nation called, "The People's Republic of China" occupied the "western seaboard" after the "Taiwan War" in 2024 ended in utter defeat of the armies of the "USA" and "Taiwan".


The report to the home planet reads as follows:

"This planet has been in ruins ever since the people known as "Aryans" ceased to exist. Suggestion, we move on and forget about it, there is nothing here worth taking."

The Song Dynasty ends in China
Dominoes becomes popular

Records suggest that an old empire called the "United States of America" was shattered from internal racial tensions around 2050, and it completely ceased to exist around 2070.

"The People's Republic of China" occupied the "western seaboard" after the "Taiwan War" in 2124 ended in utter defeat of the armies of the "USA" and "Taiwan".




Anyone else see a minor inconsistency in the years here. How can the Western seaboard of the United States be occupied by the PRC, after defeating the US Army, if the US ceased to exist more then half a century earlier.

(Battle of Saintes post)

Anyone else see a minor inconsistency in the years here. How can the Western seaboard of the United States be occupied by the PRC, after defeating the US Army, if the US ceased to exist more then half a century earlier.


The western seaboard is taken in 2024 (typo with 2124), racial tensions shatter the power of the USA, it sits around like Rome in 410 after Alaric sacked Rome herself... Then a few decades later (476) she is officially gone.

In 3,295 AD, some shit happened somewhere, and some people died.

All I could find was: 147 b.c.-Rome rules Greece as Macedonia

AD 4,800:


The Earth was visited by aliens, they arrived to find the planet inhabitated by various tribes in perpetual war with edged weapons and clubs. Evidence suggests civilizations in the landmass records call "Europe" seemed to almost vanish overnight shortly after 2100. Records suggest that an old empire called the "United States of America" was shattered from internal racial tensions around 2050, and it completely ceased to exist around 2070. Further evidence suggests that there used to be a species of highly intelligence, civilized creatures, who were cultured, strong, and devout in their faith, the records suggest that they were called several different terms, "Europeans", "Whites", "Aryans", and "Caucasoids". But it appears that around the 1940s-1950s, after generations of wars brought about by a sub-species parasite race of man, commonly referred to as the "Druze", the "Khazar", etc, that the population on the Aryan man started to slow... He boomed in the 50s though, after the wars were won. But then in the 1960s, the tools that Aryan man invented to better the world and his people (printing press, radio, television) were turned against him, with the result being that his women and children were brainwashed.

With his women against him, the result was that less and less new Aryans were born as it became much harder for Aryan man to relate to his "Liberated" women, who had actually only been liberated from his love and protection.

By the end of the 1960s, the aryan man was on the defensive.

Records reveal that somewhere around 2040-2050, the Aryan man became a minority in the super power the "United States of America". But the USA had long since ceased to matter, as the records show, a nation called, "The People's Republic of China" occupied the "western seaboard" after the "Taiwan War" in 2124 ended in utter defeat of the armies of the "USA" and "Taiwan".


The report to the home planet reads as follows:

"This planet has been in ruins ever since the people known as "Aryans" ceased to exist. Suggestion, we move on and forget about it, there is nothing here worth taking."
I love the smell of propaganda in the morning.

May 18 - Playwright Thomas Kyd's accusations of heresy lead to an arrest warrant for Christopher Marlowe.

As much as I hate theocracy, I must say it serves that anti-semite right.

1497 - events

May 10 - Amerigo Vespucci allegedly leaves Cádiz for his first voyage to the New World.
May 13 - Pope Alexander VI excommunicates Girolamo Savonarola.
May 20 - John Cabot sets sail from Bristol on his ship the Mathew looking for a route to the west (other documents give a May 2 date).
June 17 - Battle of Deptford Bridge - Forces under King Henry VII soundly defeat troops led by Michael An Gof.
June 24 - John Cabot lands in North America, either an island or the mainland.
July 8 - Vasco da Gama begins his expedition to India.

Births
February 16 - Philipp Melanchthon, humanist and reformer (+ 1560)
Emperor Go-Nara of Japan
Pedro de Valdivia, Conquistador of Chile and founder of Santiago, Chile
Francesco da Milano - Italian composer

Hypatia of Alexandria was born, I havent a clue who that is but meh

The A.D. year of my post count doesn't exist yet.

The B.C. year, I don't know...maybe the Sumerians invented something, or the Chinese established a new city, whatever.

Bump

But then in the 1960s, the tools that Aryan man invented to better the world and his people (printing press, radio, television)
The Chinese and Scots are Aryan???

:confused:

I've been doing this for the past few posts of mine (Since 1776), and plan to keep going until 2004, naming one event per post.

(Camden post)

That's why you always put something like "Sarratoga post" in your messages. Now I understand. :cool:

1055: Seljuk Turks take Baghdad.

That's all that I can find.

In the year 323, this happened:

Alexander the Great dies. That's all found.