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This came from that news site people have been refearing to. What would be a funny caption for this picture?

Rectal thermometer?!


I win. Give me my gold dubloons.

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This came from that news site people have been refearing to. What would be a funny caption for this picture?
DEATHCAM: The last moments of a very small snack animal.

Not another four years!

Look A lion!

But I don't WANNA GET NUETERED!

After an untimely death, Howard Dean is reincarnated as a tiger.

wasssssssssssssssssssssupppp!!!!!!!!

Meow...?

Wait... why does this say I'm going to Vegas!?


(If you get what I'm implying... good for you.)

After an untimely death, Howard Dean is reincarnated as a tiger.

Or Better Yet
After an untimely death, Gene Simmons Is reincarnated As a tiger

http://images.ibsys.com/2003/1215/2706332.jpg

This came from that news site people have been refearing to. What would be a funny caption for this picture?
in lew of the howard dean post


YEEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHH

"Look mum, no fillings!"

Dude. Lunatic Goofballs just won. Game over.

"Oh my god! I broke a nail!"

or

"Oh my god, I hate casseroles!"

I said chicken you gits.

Dude. Lunatic Goofballs just won. Game over.

He was good, but I don't want to jump the gun.

Good. Gives me another chance to think up some more captions.


Hmm...

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"Poor Simba may never recover from accidentally seeing Rosie O'Donnel naked."

Simba was a lion. You want the name of that tiger from the Jungle Book.

Simba was a lion. You want the name of that tiger from the Jungle Book.
Shere Khan

THAT was "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"?

Which is a terrible joke but one I'm not above posting.

Simba was a lion. You want the name of that tiger from the Jungle Book.

I think that 'Simba' is like 'Spot' for large predatory cats. It's pretty much independent of breed.

I think that 'Simba' is like 'Spot' for large predatory cats. It's pretty much independent of breed.
well...technically..."simba" means "lion" in Kiswahili

well...technically..."simba" means "lion" in Kiswahili
*whips out a Kiswahili-Goofball/Goofball-Kiswahili dictionary.* EGAD! SO it does! I stand corrected.

Internet 2.0 Only Runs On Linux?! Gnawww!!!

*whips out a Kiswahili-Goofball/Goofball-Kiswahili dictionary.* EGAD! SO it does! I stand corrected.
yeah well...I took a semester...
I remember simba=lion, mufasa=king, rafiki=friend, and ndege=superman

The dangers of electric fences is animals sometime pee on them.

George W. Bush stole this cub's ears. When I am president, all tiger cubs, except the top ten percent of wealthy tiger cubs, will be allowed to keep their ears." - John Kerry

Look I am like the US! Looks fearsome but not to great in reality!

In the throes of his first orgasm, the tiger is greatly amused

"Why animals with sharp teeth should never give blow jobs"