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HEX ME!!
Further, inform your friends, make circles, whatever.
The only rule is that it must leave me alive and capable of typing (or else I can't keep you all updated).
I intend to give day by day updates, though I may lag sometimes.

First to succeed wins, and the challenge is open for the next 2 weeks, so get hexing!

not that i think any of the proposed spiritualists on these boards can achually perform any of those things....

becareful what you wish for

there are forces we dont yet understand

boogah woogah woogah!

*hex hex*

You have now been cursed with a nose, and at the end of your life: you'll DIE
muahahahahaha

I'll be the control group. So far nothing, how's by you hajekistan?

I'll be the control group. So far nothing, how's by you hajekistan?
Nothun' at all.

I would never put a curse on you. But I will bless you with accelerated ass hair growth. *ahhhhhhmnnnn - so be it*

~~~~~~Now go play little one~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/space2.html

I curse you to experience unexpected weather at some point in your life...
Unless you die first, anyway.

Bwahahahahaha!!

HEX ME!!


Practitioners tend not to curse people ... it's rude.

If you want, though, I will be happy to bless you. An indication of your person would be handy, though ... maybe TG me your first name?

I want to be hexed too! PLEASE? I'll even mail some hair to people who want to go through with it. Extra points if you give me an ironic death!

Practitioners tend not to curse people ... it's rude.

If you want, though, I will be happy to bless you. An indication of your person would be handy, though ... maybe TG me your first name?
Assuming that TG means "telegram" and not "Togo," "Top Gun" or "Tornado Gestapo" then done.
Practioners of what, may I ask?

~~~~~~Now go play little one~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/space2.html
It was wrong . . .

I want to be hexed too! PLEASE? I'll even mail some hair to people who want to go through with it. Extra points if you give me an ironic death!
I fear I have created a trend . . .

Practioners of what, may I ask?

The Craft known as Witch. :D

Hajekistan wants to be cursed, eh?
**** you you god**** ****-***-****ing *******!
You have been thoroughly cursed. I win!

Seriously, don't be too hasty. There are forces out there, and they aren't pretty. I'm not saying that walking under a ladder is going to kill you, or even that anyone here can actually do anything to you, but Satan is real, and witchcraft is real, so just be careful, OK?

On that note...

*hexhexhexhexhexhexhexhexhexhexhex*
*chainletterchainletterchainletterchainletter*
*blackcatblackcatblackcat*
*voodoovoodoovoodoovoodoovoodoo*

lol, good thread, amusing.

if i was being coldly cynical, i'd wait for a response along the lines of..

"this steyr scout sniper rifle is an extension of my will, it is a focus for my will upon the world, with it i will.. how to put it.. "hex" the target.."

coldly cynical and aware of magical theory, woot.

edit: just noticed you have to still be alive and reasonably concious.. well, leg shot, obviously..

may a thousand fleas infest your armpits

Seriously, don't be too hasty. There are forces out there, and they aren't pretty. I'm not saying that walking under a ladder is going to kill you, or even that anyone here can actually do anything to you, but Satan is real, and witchcraft is real, so just be careful, OK?

On that note...

*hexhexhexhexhexhexhexhexhexhexhex*
*chainletterchainletterchainletterchainletter*
*blackcatblackcatblackcat*
*voodoovoodoovoodoovoodoovoodoo*

Asuming you were being humorous and joking, that was a very funny post. It actually made me laugh.

My schedule is gonna be fugged up tomorrow, so I will have to announce day one closed. Don't worrry, as of this post, you still have over 310 hours to ruin my life.
My daily updates will include anything curse related or otherwise "supernatural":rolleyes: and will end with my level of paranoia. The level has been stolen from the DoHS' (Department of Homeland Security) alert list:
Green: The DoHS uses this to, well, um, ok, DoHS wouldn't use this one, because they like to keep you on your toes.
For me, it means that everything is going pretty fugging fine.
Yellow: The DoHS uses this whenever the country is being run by a moron and that the French are arrogant, in other words, at all times.
For me, it means an OK day, with nothing to grand, nothing to bad.
Orange: The DoHS uses this when there is a high probability of John Kerry making a speech.
For me, it means that the day is just kind of crummy.
Red: The DoHS would use this if an NS poster attained rulership of a country.
For me, it means things are going down hill fast.
BLACK: This is a rank of my own devising to be used if I should surrender because my life is starting to resemble The Excorcist.

Day One

Nothing has happened, but I suppose you all need to get your curse powers warmed up, whatever.
My computer is being "madeover" by some friends tommorrow, great potential there Hexers.

Paranoia Level: Green

Yeah, I'm doing pretty well, too. Could really use a taco right now, though.

I've tried this before...

By the time you leave this jungle you, and every member of your party, shall be wearing a duck

I would never put a curse on you. But I will bless you with accelerated ass hair growth. *ahhhhhhmnnnn - so be it*

~~~~~~Now go play little one~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/space2.html

Right, that didn't work. Sorry, it cut out Earth while I was on it(The picture, eejit). Or was that supposed to be a psychic joke?


Anyway, interesting test, but surely they should post their curse beforehand, so it doesn't happen randomly and skew the results?

May you get rained upon, or maybe just a bit of drizzle....in the not too distant future! THERE, IT IS DONE!

Anyway, interesting test, but surely they should post their curse beforehand, so it doesn't happen randomly and skew the results?
I thought of that, but there the problem is the placebo effect.
No, I need to be unaware of the specific nature of the curses, so I don't start drawing signifigance from something that doesn't have any.

You'll have car problems within the next week.

I know a really great curse, I need your E-mail address though.

This is known as the Curse of Signjupfrevryprnsteifndandstff, its really horrible.

Day Two

Not much.
I ended up seeing some furry porn, that was pretty disturbing.
So, a dozen days left. Not as good as a dozen donuts, but it should be fun.

Paranoia Level: Yellow

I will be another control monitoring your progress. so far nothing is happening...go figure

I was hoping to see something good:

By the way, I can often think of the most simple, but horrendous curses...

...for instance,

I could curse you by giving you a sense of taste with your entire body. That's pretty intensely bad. You don't think so? Imagine walking around tasting your socks all day. And your underwear. Imagine applying deodorant. Now imagine if you don't. Imagine taking a crap.

Twisted, eh? Oh, if only I were omnipotent... *sigh* The fun I could have.

By the time you leave this jungle you, and every member of your party, shall be wearing a duck

FAR SIDE!!!! Awesome

It was wrong . . .
Right, that didn't work. Sorry, it cut out Earth while I was on it(The picture, eejit). Or was that supposed to be a psychic joke?

1. Hajekistan what cut out?

2. How did both of you move? I've done this countless times in the name of figuring out its logic, and it gets me every time.

Bump it up...

I'll join the hex challenge. If you hex either myself or Hajekistan or the other participants within the remaining time, that will be a victory. I'll have daily updates too.
Maybe the diversity of targets is good, increases the chances one of us will be receptive to hexing...or whatever.

HEX ME!!
Further, inform your friends, make circles, whatever.
The only rule is that it must leave me alive and capable of typing (or else I can't keep you all updated).
I intend to give day by day updates, though I may lag sometimes.

First to succeed wins, and the challenge is open for the next 2 weeks, so get hexing!

Decimal to Hexadecimal Conversion Table
Dec Hex Dec Hex Dec Hex Dec Hex Dec Hex Dec Hex Dec Hex Dec Hex
0 0 32 20 64 40 96 60 128 80 160 a0 192 c0 224 e0
1 1 33 21 65 41 97 61 129 81 161 a1 193 c1 225 e1
2 2 34 22 66 42 98 62 130 82 162 a2 194 c2 226 e2
3 3 35 23 67 43 99 63 131 83 163 a3 195 c3 227 e3
4 4 36 24 68 44 100 64 132 84 164 a4 196 c4 228 e4
5 5 37 25 69 45 101 65 133 85 165 a5 197 c5 229 e5
6 6 38 26 70 46 102 66 134 86 166 a6 198 c6 230 e6
7 7 39 27 71 47 103 67 135 87 167 a7 199 c7 231 e7
8 8 40 28 72 48 104 68 136 88 168 a8 200 c8 232 e8
9 9 41 29 73 49 105 69 137 89 169 a9 201 c9 233 e9
10 a 42 2a 74 4a 106 6a 138 8a 170 aa 202 ca 234 ea
11 b 43 2b 75 4b 107 6b 139 8b 171 ab 203 cb 235 eb
12 c 44 2c 76 4c 108 6c 140 8c 172 ac 204 cc 236 ec
13 d 45 2d 77 4d 109 6d 141 8d 173 ad 205 cd 237 ed
14 e 46 2e 78 4e 110 6e 142 8e 174 ae 206 ce 238 ee
15 f 47 2f 79 4f 111 6f 143 8f 175 af 207 cf 239 ef
16 10 48 30 80 50 112 70 144 90 176 b0 208 d0 240 f0
17 11 49 31 81 51 113 71 145 91 177 b1 209 d1 241 f1
18 12 50 32 82 52 114 72 146 92 178 b2 210 d2 242 f2
19 13 51 33 83 53 115 73 147 93 179 b3 211 d3 243 f3
20 14 52 34 84 54 116 74 148 94 180 b4 212 d4 244 f4
21 15 53 35 85 55 117 75 149 95 181 b5 213 d5 245 f5
22 16 54 36 86 56 118 76 150 96 182 b6 214 d6 246 f6
23 17 55 37 87 57 119 77 151 97 183 b7 215 d7 247 f7
24 18 56 38 88 58 120 78 152 98 184 b8 216 d8 248 f8
25 19 57 39 89 59 121 79 153 99 185 b9 217 d9 249 f9
26 1a 58 3a 90 5a 122 7a 154 9a 186 ba 218 da 250 fa
27 1b 59 3b 91 5b 123 7b 155 9b 187 bb 219 db 251 fb
28 1c 60 3c 92 5c 124 7c 156 9c 188 bc 220 dc 252 fc
29 1d 61 3d 93 5d 125 7d 157 9d 189 bd 221 dd 253 fd
30 1e 62 3e 94 5e 126 7e 158 9e 190 be 222 de 254 fe
31 1f 63 3f 95 5f 127 7f 159 9f 191 bf 223 df 255 ff

:-)

*bows in reverence*

THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Hell's bells. I've been waiting years to be smote (smitten?) by the Xian god. Get in line, buddy. :D

Hell's bells. I've been waiting years to be smote (smitten?) by the Xian god. Get in line, buddy. :D
I think the actual verb is "smitten." But we'd have to ask the Grammar Nazi.

1. Hajekistan what cut out?

2. How did both of you move? I've done this countless times in the name of figuring out its logic, and it gets me every time.

Neptune, Mars, Venus, Earth. It's the same each time, so it's obviously based colortest and cultural cues to determine which planets we'll choose.

Right, that didn't work. Sorry, it cut out Earth while I was on it(The picture, eejit). Or was that supposed to be a psychic joke?

You miscounted one of your moves.

I can do this with a chessboard (8x8, 64 spaces,) even over the internet.

If someone would like to try me, start a thread and TG me.

PS re the hexing....

Here are the lottery numbers that will win the next time you buy a ticket (the hex is you will be unable to read the rest of my message)

$@#E^DBß?ƒ<sum>å?ç¥?

Neptune, Mars, Venus, Earth. It's the same each time, so it's obviously based colortest and cultural cues to determine which planets we'll choose.

Nope, no colour or cultural bias needed.

Day Three and Four(Part I)

Sorry of my lateness, but I had alot of fun yesterday. Fun that I'll have to wait a decade or two for the statute of limitations to run out on.
Back on topic, most horrible thing has happened!
I am now volunteered to help a bunch of little shits at an afterschool program, for the forseeable future.
I still don't know how it happened, I was ambushed by my nextdoor neighbor while travelling homeward. It was at around 5 a.m., I was pretty groggy from all of the fun, and I had some evidence to dispose of. Out of nowhere, this woman starts talking to me about something regarding "the children" and "the future" (these are buzzwords among education types, called such because they say them so many times that it starts to sound like bees). The only way I could get rid of her was by saying "yes" and then it was off to sleep.
If this is a curse, I can only say that it wasn't fair play! That, however, can only be determined by the ease with which I can weasel out of my duties.
More fun tonight, so this will have to settle for day three and the first half of day four.

Paranoia Level: Orange

Day Four(Part II) and Five(Part I))

Between work and this "afterschool" nonsense, time is minimal.
Still, nothing Hexish lately.
If someone doesn't do something alarming soon, I'm just going to quit. I'm extending more effort than you all are here!

Paranoia Level: Yellow

lol like my mind always says, there is no such thing as hexes and curses

may a thousand fleas infest your armpits

ahahaha.... http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/images/icons/icon10.gif

That almost made me wet my pants... http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/images/icons/icon10.gif

*sigh*

Only a few people ever manage to do that. Thank you.

*wipes tears of joy*

If someone doesn't do something alarming soon, I'm just going to quit. I'm extending more effort than you all are here!

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So ... did anybody actually say they were going to curse you?

I mean ... if nobody did, then your experiment is a little useless ...

So ... did anybody actually say they were going to curse you?

I mean ... if nobody did, then your experiment is a little useless ...
Feh (I am doing the little gay hand motion while saying "feh", but you can't see it so I have to explain it to you).
Since when has logic or reason had anything to do with science?
You probably think that experiments should be balanced and thought out too, yes?
You, sir (or ma'am, or sentient bread mold, whatever the case may be) obviously are not a scientist!
To back me up, I have an accredited source here with me. One that has decided millions of issues across the globe: The Magic Eight Ball!
When asked whether my experiment was valid or not, it said:
"It Is Decidedly So"
How can you argue with that?
"Very Doubtful"
If that can't convince you, chew on this: Today the American public eats over one billion pounds of popcorn per year!
If that doesn't convince you, consider this: Its track record is nigh unfailable and includes many, many world changing pronnouncements. Who won the U.S. Presidential Election of 2000, for instance. That is, after all, the reason it took them so long to decide, the Eightball kept saying "Ask Again Later", though it did eventually say "Signs Point to Bush".

Day Five(Part II) and Six(Part I))

Today is going swimmingly!
Though, Keruvalia (despite not being a scientific mind like me and my Magic Eight Ball) has raised a good point. If you can, spread the word. Put up fliers! Advertise in other forums! Do something, because oblivion knows I am too lazy to get off my bum and do it.

Paranoia Level: Yellow

so first, i'm going to need a lock of your hair and some skin scrapings.

a picture too.

Feh (I am doing the little gay hand motion while saying "feh", but you can't see it so I have to explain it to you).
Since when has logic or reason had anything to do with science?
You probably think that experiments should be balanced and thought out too, yes?
You, sir (or ma'am, or sentient bread mold, whatever the case may be) obviously are not a scientist!
To back me up, I have a<snip>

Didn't want to quote the whole thing ...

Now, for my reply:

*tee hee* I have a broken 8-ball ... all it ever says is "Ask a different way". It's really annoying.

Well, I sent you a nice blessing, but I doubt those amount to much of anything. "Good things" is really very subjective.

Not that I wish any harm to come to you, but if something bad does happen to you, don't post details ... wait for the one who did the curse to come forward.

Dude, trust me, don't mess with this stuff. I deleted a chain letter five years ago, and I haven't had a date since.

HEX ME!!
Further, inform your friends, make circles, whatever.
The only rule is that it must leave me alive and capable of typing (or else I can't keep you all updated).
I intend to give day by day updates, though I may lag sometimes.

First to succeed wins, and the challenge is open for the next 2 weeks, so get hexing!


Sorry, I don't do hexes on people unless they were to have seriously done something wrong to me.

Day Six (Part II), Day Seven, Day Eight

I'm getting lazy with updates, because no one was active with cursing me.
Happiness and Joy, no one can make feel miserable!

Paranoia Level: Green

Sorry, I don't do hexes on people unless they were to have seriously done something wrong to me.
Um, ok . . .
You know that time, when that thing happened, at that place?
Yes, you remember, when those people had that thing and they were somewhere?
It was my fault, thats right I did those things with those dudes at that place.

Now can you ccurse me, please?

Um, ok . . .
You know that time, when that thing happened, at that place?
Yes, you remember, when those people had that thing and they were somewhere?
It was my fault, thats right I did those things with those dudes at that place.

Now can you ccurse me, please?

Like I said, I only do curses on people that have done something wrong to me. ;)

My Officially Submitted Curse:
Nothing exceptionally good will happen to you for as long as you post status reports on this thread!

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I'm getting lazy with updates, because no one was active with cursing me.
Happiness and Joy, no one can make feel miserable!

Paranoia Level: Green

I guess my blessing worked then. Nobody can curse you! HA! I win! :D :D

I can only curse when I hate, I can only bless when I love. When I don't care, somebody's Just SOL

Hail Satan!
Jim

I guess my blessing worked then. Nobody can curse you! HA! I win! :D :D
You planned this somehow.
I never could win, the dice were loaded to begin with, weren't they?
Loaded like a pizza with about 30 pounds worth of toppings.
It was all just a game, like Candyland, but with less resemblence to a fat kid's acid trip.
The only thing I want to know is . . .
Why?
Why did you let me see the furry porn? Why the volunteer project?
To put me off my guard? To mess with my head?
Just remember. In the dark, when you are alone, and you here something moving . . .
You should probably turn on a light because it sounds like you have a rat infestation and that can cause serious problems.

Why did you let me see the furry porn? Why the volunteer project?
To put me off my guard? To mess with my head?
Just remember. In the dark, when you are alone, and you here something moving . . .
You should probably turn on a light because it sounds like you have a rat infestation and that can cause serious problems.

Actually, the furry porn was needed for the blessing. It's an odd religion, I know, but highly regarded among 70-85 year old Alzheimers victims as being "vital to the survival of chickens".

And, hey, rats are people too. :p

Now I shall lift the blessing and we shall see what happens. Watch out for things that go *POP* or melt in the sun.

AND . . . IT'S OVER!!!
I didn't give up, or have anything especially bad happen, so I win!
All my base are belong to me!

Alternately you could listen to Keruvalia's "logic", "ethical science" and "thinking", and then decide that I am full of "camel dung", am not an "accredited scientist" and that "I" am randomly "usi"ng "quotes" "j"ust be"cau"se I "can".