Superpower07
27-08-2004, 16:17
President George Bush issued a statement today denouncing Agnostics Across America (AAA) for being so flip-flopping on the issue of whether or not God exists.
"Y'all better stop waffling like John Kerry on the issues," said the president. "You should all put your faith in the Lord Jesus almighty, or because of your flip-flopping like waffle boy over there, y'all gonna burn in a firey lake in hell for your "sins"!
"Hey, it's not our fault if we just can't decide on something!" exclaimed agnostic and lobbyist Superpower07, before being taken away by the thought police for "questioning."
(this piece of satire was written by an agnostic)
"Y'all better stop waffling like John Kerry on the issues," said the president. "You should all put your faith in the Lord Jesus almighty, or because of your flip-flopping like waffle boy over there, y'all gonna burn in a firey lake in hell for your "sins"!
"Hey, it's not our fault if we just can't decide on something!" exclaimed agnostic and lobbyist Superpower07, before being taken away by the thought police for "questioning."
(this piece of satire was written by an agnostic)