NationStates Jolt Archive


Auction to Beat Bush!

The Most Glorious Hack
27-08-2004, 09:33
http://www.MoveOnPlease.org

SLEEPOVER WITH KATO KAELIN America's Favorite Houseguest

MoveOnPlease is proud to announce that Kato Kaelin has offered to auction himself on eBay to help raise funds for our coverage of the RNC.

http://www.moveonplease.org/images/katohdr.jpg
Dear Moveonplease Volunteers
and America,

Our planet is facing tremendous challenge, unprecedented treachery and an uncertain future. The most important presidential election in the last four years is fast approaching and the decision we make as an electorate could not be more important. There is a clear choice to be made, yet it takes money, lots of money, to get out the information for people to make an informed decision.

That is why I could no longer just sit back and just be a spectator. I knew there was something more that could be done, nay, had to be done. I contacted the good people at MoveOnPlease, who have shown themselves to be nothing short of heroic in their efforts to collect donations so that
they could afford to collect even more donations. I asked them if there was something I could do to help. Actually I asked them that right after I asked if I could crash at their place for a couple nights.

They told me that other 527 websites had celebrities exhorting donations by auctioning their old clothes and autographs. I told them I really didn’t have anything to give, but myself. And they said that would be perfect. So it is that I, in collaboration with MoveOnPlease.org, will this week place myself on eBay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5516418012&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW) to the highest bidder.

It’s the least this celebrity we can do for America.



My sincerest best wishes,
Kato Kaelin

To place your bid please go to: SLEEPOVER WITH KATO KAELIN America's Houseguest (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5516418012&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

MoveOnPlease plans to use the proceeds from the Sleepover with Kato Kaelin auction to fund our coverage of the Republican National Convention. So if you want to keep informed please make a bid, please - thank you.
TrpnOut
27-08-2004, 09:46
move on are proven liars, or atleast, misinformers of the truth.
http://www.factcheck.org/article.aspx?docID=242
I used to think they were ok, now i know, and knowing is half the battle!

Moveon is just as bad as fox

Altho thats cool wut kato is doin.
the whore
Leynier
27-08-2004, 09:55
That's moveonplease.org NOT moveon.org. If I recall, it's a National Lampoon spoof site.
The Most Glorious Hack
27-08-2004, 10:12
Well, it does kinda say "National Lampoon's MoveOnPlease.org: Democracy Inaction" across the title bar...
TrpnOut
27-08-2004, 11:47
o my bad
the whores