NationStates Jolt Archive

Prostitutes with AIDS to Seduce Republican Visitors
Wednesday, August 25, 2004

[I couldn't make this up ... direct from the Republican National
Committee website ....]

"NEXT WEEK, people who hate Republicans plan to release swarms of
mice in New York City to terrorize delegates to the National Republican
Convention.

"Republican-haters plan on dressing up as RNC volunteers, and giving
false directions to little blue hair ladies from Kansas, sending them
into the sectors of New York City that are unfit for human habitation.

"They plan on throwing pies and Lord knows what else at Republican
visitors to the city. Prostitutes with AIDS plan to seduce Republican
visitors, and discourage the use of condoms ...."


For GregPalast-dot-commies who want more Pop-eyed Paranoia in Party
Hats, go to the Republican National Committee site
www.rnc.org/rncresearch/read.aspx?ID=4576 and click on "protesters supporting Kerry."

I do hope the RNC can stop these evil doings in the Big Apple: the idea
of people dressing up as Republicans gives me the creeps. And denying
Republicans condoms only encourages them to reproduce.


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Greg Palast is the author of "Joker's Wild: Dubya's Trick Deck" from 7
Stories Press. www.GregPalast.com

this is yet another example of what deranged and mentally sick liars republicans are

Maybe if some wealthy WASPy conservatives get AIDS, we can finally get rid of it.

"NEXT WEEK, people who hate Republicans plan to release swarms of
mice in New York City to terrorize delegates to the National Republican
Convention."

haha, i just remembered what this is about. its about the call for a mouse bloc (http://nyc.indymedia.org/feature/display/97981/index.php). jeebus, are they really this dumb, or do they just hope no one calls bullshit on them?

this is yet another example of what deranged and mentally sick liars republicans areYeah, like we're supposed to take these paranoid freaks word for what their opposition is planning.

Besides everyone knows if you release mice in NYC you'd just be feeding the rats.

The whole point of messing with the Republicans is to do something they don't expect. The fact that these are things they expect eliminates them from consideration.

Me, I'd think of some creative uses for elephant dung.

Me, I'd think of some creative uses for elephant dung.

haha, images of newspaper editorials demanding that the republicans clean up after themselves...

haha, images of newspaper editorials demanding that the republicans clean up after themselves...

Of course, they would just hire someone else to do it using their big business connections. ;)

Yeah, like we're supposed to take these paranoid freaks word for what their opposition is planning.

Besides everyone knows if you release mice in NYC you'd just be feeding the rats.
LOL thats true too

Yeah, like we're supposed to take these paranoid freaks word for what their opposition is planning.

Besides everyone knows if you release mice in NYC you'd just be feeding the rats.


I think I read somewhere that rats outnumber humans 1000-1 in NYC

I think I read somewhere that rats outnumber humans 1000-1 in NYCthe figures will be much higher then that when republicans come to town

Here's a creative protest:
Bikes Against Bush (www.bikesagainstbush.com)

I think I read somewhere that rats outnumber humans 1000-1 in NYC

Lol. Yet another reason the NYC is awesome. Because......um...rats are cool. Yeah, that's it.

Lol. Yet another reason the NYC is awesome. Because......um...rats are cool. Yeah, that's it.
At least they provide sustenance for those in NYC who have been shafted by the GOP.

At least they provide sustenance for those in NYC who have been shafted by the GOP.
and they may be the last survivors if Bush wants to use nyc to profit from terrorism once again

Being from NYC, I am hoping that we don't have to resort to eating rat when the economy collapses.
/soilent green moment

Being from NYC, I am hoping that we don't have to resort to eating rat when the economy collapses.
/soilent green moment

Lol. I haven't seen a reference to that in so long...Have you seen some of the Futurama references to it? They're great.

you meen soilent cola? :D

Yeah, but I would have to say that my favorite episode relating to it was the "30% Iron Chef." Awesome episode.

Yeah, but I would have to say that my favorite episode relating to it was the "30% Iron Chef." Awesome episode.

Dont think I ever saw that one

You haven't? :eek: That's why places like NetFlix were invented. NetFlix. Go there now to....Sorry. I just really like it.

I keep thinking its the one were the crew finds out bender loves to cook

I keep thinking its the one were the crew finds out bender loves to cook
Nope. Bender had cooked before, but here he went against Elzar on an Iron Man-esqe competition, helped along by pure, ordinary, water. Yes, pure, ordinary, LSD-laced water. Hilarity ensues.

damn im going to have to find that episode

*coughnetflixcough* I think it's third season, I could look it up.

heheh all give it a look

heheh all give it a look

As well you should. He he, threadjacking is fun. I should do it more often. Also, if I keep this up, I'll break 50 posts soon. I think I'm up to about 25/day.

Lol. I haven't seen a reference to that in so long...Have you seen some of the Futurama references to it? They're great.
My favorite Futurama quote is:
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

My favorite Futurama quote is:
"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

Lol. Yeah, the prof is awesome. My favorite scene is from the pilot:

Fry: What happened to the previous crews?

Prof: Those poor suns of....But that's not important right now. What's important right now is I need a new crew.

Leela: But we don't have the right job chips.

Prof: Fortunately I have the chips from my previous crews. (Taps manila envelope labeled 'Contents of Space Wasp's Stomach' into hand. Job chips come out.)

Futurama is an excellent show, I was sad to see it cancelled (only to play now on [adultswim].

The RNC has been making things up about protestors for weeks now. They just want the police to come in and make sure that no one gets to protest. But that won't happen because the protestors will ignore the cops if they want to.

Futurama is an excellent show, I was sad to see it cancelled (only to play now on [adultswim].

The RNC has been making things up about protestors for weeks now. They just want the police to come in and make sure that no one gets to protest. But that won't happen because the protestors will ignore the cops if they want to.

The RNC? What does that have to do with anything? Oh, right, what the thread was about before I hijacked it. Right. Yeah, I think it'd be awesome if there was a huge riot started because protestors wanted to be able to go near the RNC.

One of the reasons it was canceled was that it was so expensive. I mean, they constantly used full 3D graphics which were very impressive, but expensive.

Wooo! Looks like all those baby-boomer Republicans took a helluva lot more drugs during college than was reported. Geez, no WONDER Dubya sounds so normal to these idiots. If MY brain was so f***ked up from LSD and Pot, I guess I'd be voting for him as well. Where's Timothy Leary now that we REALLY need him? I mean, those affluent s.o.b.s are so out-of-it they probably don't even KNOW that NYC rats are a whole LOT bigger than a ton of dinky little mice. I lived in NYC and I know. Kinda funny to see those blue-haired ladies running through the streets screaming like in some cheap monster-on-the-loose flick, though. Sigh. We can only dream...

Prostitutes with AIDS to Seduce Republican Visitors
Wednesday, August 25, 2004

[I couldn't make this up ... direct from the Republican National
Committee website ....]

"NEXT WEEK, people who hate Republicans plan to release swarms of
mice in New York City to terrorize delegates to the National Republican
Convention.

"Republican-haters plan on dressing up as RNC volunteers, and giving
false directions to little blue hair ladies from Kansas, sending them
into the sectors of New York City that are unfit for human habitation.

"They plan on throwing pies and Lord knows what else at Republican
visitors to the city. Prostitutes with AIDS plan to seduce Republican
visitors, and discourage the use of condoms ...."


For GregPalast-dot-commies who want more Pop-eyed Paranoia in Party
Hats, go to the Republican National Committee site
www.rnc.org/rncresearch/read.aspx?ID=4576 and click on "protesters supporting Kerry."

I do hope the RNC can stop these evil doings in the Big Apple: the idea
of people dressing up as Republicans gives me the creeps. And denying
Republicans condoms only encourages them to reproduce.


********
Greg Palast is the author of "Joker's Wild: Dubya's Trick Deck" from 7
Stories Press. www.GregPalast.comPolitics in action, thats what its all about. Its not enough to wear your politics on your sleece, you've gotta get pro-active, y-know? Now where can I get a big pack o' mice?

Is it just me, or does the official Republican website resemble a poor quality British tabloid in its design, layout and content?

Is it just me, or does the official Republican website resemble a poor quality British tabloid in its design, layout and content?

Lol. I hadn't noticed it before, but now that you mention it...