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"President Bush used my boob exposure as a distraction from the war in Iraq."

-Janet Jackson

That has got to be the dumbest thing ive ever heard

i wouldnt say the dumbest (though nothing else springs to mind) but it is pretty stupid

Stupid... yes. Idiotic... yes.

Stupid... yes. Idiotic... yes.

that silly janet jackson and her crazy shinanigans!

It sure distracted me! :)

+1

I mean, Janet's tits are impressive, but not that impressive.

"President Bush used my boob exposure as a distraction from the war in Iraq."

-Janet Jackson

That has got to be the dumbest thing ive ever heard

No, Justin Trousersnake used your boob to rock his body. :)

Janet Jackson is just an attention whore. We should all just ignore her permanantly.

its amazing how sexually repressed north america is

its amazing how sexually repressed north america is

Amen

If Janet had pulled this stunt anywhere else, no one would have given a rat's ass about it.

what else can you expect from a godamn jackson (one molests young white boys and the other is an attention whore...)

Amen

If Janet had pulled this stunt anywhere else, no one would have given a rat's ass about it.

lol, maybe they would have in the middle east or something....

lol, maybe they would have in the middle east or something....

Okay, maybe not anywhere else, but I guess I was refering to how stupidly sensitive Americans are to these sorts of things.

Okay, maybe not anywhere else, but I guess I was refering to how stupidly sensitive Americans are to these sorts of things.

obviously

south park did a really good spoof on the issue in the "fun with weapons" episode.

stupid americans... hate them so much....

obviously

south park did a really good spoof on the issue in the "fun with weapons" episode.

stupid americans... hate them so much....

umm...

And you call Janet Jackson's statement stupid?

Janet Jackson is just an attention whore. We should all just ignore her permanantly.


the Ignore Cannon of Doom 3000 fired at Janet Jaction!

obviously

south park did a really good spoof on the issue in the "fun with weapons" episode.

stupid americans... hate them so much....


God, Americans are so sensitive about anything. (I'm American, by the way, so I can say this.) People tout about having such freedom, then all these stupid mothers' clubs would ban everything that even hints and anything "inappropriate for their little Johnnys.

It's true what one comedian (I can't remember who it was right now) said, that America was founded by people so stuck up that the British kicked them out.

I say the problems are all those mothers clubs who want everything censored.

It's true what one comedian (I can't remember who it was right now) said, that America was founded by people so stuck up that the British kicked them out.

Robin Williams.

Robin Williams.

Thanks, now I remember, I saw that on his "Live on Broadway" special on HBO.

Thanks, now I remember, I saw that on his "Live on Broadway" special on HBO.

My Pleasure.

"President Bush used my boob exposure as a distraction from the war in Iraq."

-Janet Jackson
So now my expanding list of conspiracy powers, must include Booby Powers.
Lessee, that'll go near the top, the top 5 even!

Evil Consppiracy Powers:

Jew Powers
George W's Ultimate Mind Control
Corporate Powers
Internet Pr0n Skillz
Booby Powers

So now my expanding list of conspiracy powers, must include Booby Powers.
Lessee, that'll go near the top, the top 5 even!

Evil Consppiracy Powers:

Jew Powers
George W's Ultimate Mind Control
Corporate Powers
Internet Pr0n Skillz
Booby Powers


you compleatly forgot the illuminati... i was going to say ZOG, but you do have Jew Powers, im sure its similar

God, Americans are so sensitive about anything. (I'm American, by the way, so I can say this.) People tout about having such freedom, then all these stupid mothers' clubs would ban everything that even hints and anything "inappropriate for their little Johnnys.

It's true what one comedian (I can't remember who it was right now) said, that America was founded by people so stuck up that the British kicked them out.

I say the problems are all those mothers clubs who want everything censored.

oh ya, fringe interest groups get so much power

it converts rational thinking people into lunitics and creates movements of hypocracy that NOBODY is allowed to question, for fear of being censored. Look at the FCC and what they did to Howard Stern, or how Bill Maher lost his corporate support for Politically Incorrect

"President Bush used my boob exposure as a distraction from the war in Iraq."

-Janet Jackson

That has got to be the dumbest thing ive ever heard


Janet Jackson used her boob exposure as a distraction from the fact that she hasn't had a legitimate hit in 8 years.

you compleatly forgot the illuminati... i was going to say ZOG, but you do have Jew Powers, im sure its similar
Yeah, but if the Illuminati were in the top 5 I would have to kick one of my current ones out.
And then which would it be?
Jew Powers? No, you just can't beat Jew Powers for sheer world bending conspiracies.
George W's Ultimate Mind Control? No, it is obvious that George Bush has always been guiding the path of history, and what an evil path he hath led. Even before he was born, Georgie Boy was causing Evil White People to do Evil White things back when the most complicated invention was the pointy stick.
Corporate Powers? No, you just can't win against corporations. They're like the Blob, they just consume everything until Bill Gates owns the whole world and is planning to buy God.
Internet Pr0n Skillz? Pr0n causes everyone to be corrupt sicko perverts. Its mere existence even corrupts those people who have never come into contact with it.
Booby Powers? They can cover whole wars! Hell, in some cases they can even blot out the sun, plunging entire continents into darkness. (FUN FACT: It is believed that Atlantis may have been sunk by Pamela Anderson's reptilian ancestors)

So, what would you replace with the Illuminati? They're at around 7 or so anyway. Not too shabby.

Yeah, but if the Illuminati were in the top 5 I would have to kick one of my current ones out.
And then which would it be?
Jew Powers? No, you just can't beat Jew Powers for sheer world bending conspiracies.
George W's Ultimate Mind Control? No, it is obvious that George Bush has always been guiding the path of history, and what an evil path he hath led. Even before he was born, Georgie Boy was causing Evil White People to do Evil White things back when the most complicated invention was the pointy stick.
Corporate Powers? No, you just can't win against corporations. They're like the Blob, they just consume everything until Bill Gates owns the whole world and is planning to buy God.
Internet Pr0n Skillz? Pr0n causes everyone to be corrupt sicko perverts. Its mere existence even corrupts those people who have never come into contact with it.
Booby Powers? They can cover whole wars! Hell, in some cases they can even blot out the sun, plunging entire continents into darkness. (FUN FACT: It is believed that Atlantis may have been sunk by Pamela Anderson's reptilian ancestors)

So, what would you replace with the Illuminati? They're at around 7 or so anyway. Not too shabby.

i dont have a list achually...

umm...

And you call Janet Jackson's statement stupid?

yes

id say it is much stupider and has less evidence to back it up than what i said

i dont have a list achually...
You need a conspiracy list to keep track of THEM.

You need a conspiracy list to keep track of THEM.

i am, THEM ;)

i am, THEM ;)
You have just been added to my list, you are now entry number 73:

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