Americans! Provide Justification For The Size of Your President's Ears!
Dobbs Town
25-08-2004, 20:50
I mean, they're HUGE, man...
Skepticism
25-08-2004, 20:52
Amen! How the hell can such an endowned man possibly lead the free world??
You ought to see the way Mike Lukovitch draws him...
The Class A Cows
25-08-2004, 20:53
It serves as an advanced means of psionic manipulation and also as an early warning radar system. Our ledgends tell of the Great Bush one day flying over Iran and Syria and vaporizing the evil forces that dwell there with his awesome psy powers, amplified and focused by his massive parabolic ears.
Chess Squares
25-08-2004, 21:05
I mean, they're HUGE, man...
i blame the genetically engineered texas produce
Bobs Own Pipe
25-08-2004, 21:44
i think for bush they're more like an appendix than a working set of ears. just big lumps of unused flesh sticking off his head.
He needs those big ears to hear jesus telling him who to invade.
So you can make this topic, of course.
Keljamistan
25-08-2004, 23:48
He needs ears that big to hear all the sniveling going on.
CoRRuPTeD HaLo
25-08-2004, 23:50
It's so that he, as a child, can hear many words pronounced differently compared to how people normally say words. That way, when he grows up and becomes a public speaker, he'll get mauled with the public whenever he stumbles over some syllables.
GooglyLand
25-08-2004, 23:56
ummm... he's from Texas.... I rest my case! :D
Keljamistan
25-08-2004, 23:59
ummm... he's from Texas.... I rest my case! :D
So are a disproportionately large number of Fortune 500 companies, as well as most of the North American oil industry. After New York City, guess where most of the largest, most successful companies are located?
Yessiree Bob, right down here in good ole' Houston, Texas.
Ulenahida Tsalagi
26-08-2004, 00:04
So are a disproportionately large number of Fortune 500 companies, as well as most of the North American oil industry. After New York City, guess where most of the largest, most successful companies are located?
Yessiree Bob, right down here in good ole' Houston, Texas.
The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers...I don't see any horns on you? ;)
Alabama is where it's at.
Hajekistan
26-08-2004, 00:12
The only thing that comes out of Texas is steers and queers...I don't see any horns on you? ;)
Alabama is where it's at.
If by "it" you mean the biggest hick scene short of Ol' Virginny (Virginia) then I suppose your right.
JUST KIDDING;)
Ulenahida Tsalagi
26-08-2004, 00:24
If by "it" you mean the biggest hick scene short of Ol' Virginny (Virginia) then I suppose your right.
JUST KIDDING;)
Actually I'd argue that it's the biggest hick scene in the US, even bigger than "Ol' Virginny". ;)