GRUDGE MATCH: SHARON vs. ARAFAT (3 falls out of five)
Dobbs Town
25-08-2004, 18:37
Okay, the two aged contenders are in the ring, the crowd's going wild, there's a whole whack of cash being wagered- who wins? The stand-in for Mr. Creosote, or the wizened, bearded old gnome?
Let's try not to let this devolve into the usual dull slagging. Go nuts!
sharon's got the weight advantage, but it's all fat. Arafat looks to be in better shape. If Sharon can get arafat down early he will win, otherwise arafat takes it
Superpower07
25-08-2004, 18:51
sharon's got the weight advantage, but it's all fat. Arafat looks to be in better shape. If Sharon can get arafat down early he will win, otherwise arafat takes it
LOL how true! My bets are on Ariel Sharon having a heart attack mid-fight though.
I say that after the boxing match, we have a Gundam fight, based off of G-Gundam.
We'll give Ariel Sharon the "Macabee Gundam." It's special attack can be the 'Throwing Stars of David'
Arafat can pilot the 'Palestinian Freedom-fighter Gundam' - it's only attack: self-destruct! :p
Nah. Sharon's quite tubby, but Arafat has Parkinson's. Sharon can just use his sumo-like girth and knock Arafat around, then finish it with a crushing squat.
(For the record, I've maintained for years that there should be a law in Israel saying no one that fat should be allowed to be in a top leadership position. It's clearly a security risk; there's no way anyone would be able to shoot at him and miss. :D)
Enodscopia
26-08-2004, 00:06
Sharon will win because he will sit on Arafat.
Mr Basil Fawlty
26-08-2004, 00:10
What about the eternel Simon Perez, will he be the reserve wrestler?
Jezus, old Arafat against old Arik. in fact isn't Perez even older then Sharon?
Why does not labour and likoed and the Fatah too get rid of those old men. Will we see the same ones in a pope situation in 5 years?
Well, not in Israel since they've elections but will the old Arafat let his trone to more young people :rolleyes:
Bunnyducks
26-08-2004, 00:41
the Parkinson's works for Arafat's favour... Sharon doesn't know what to grab. The crowd goes....silent. But Yassir is like the Superman out there... shaking all over. This truly is the bout. Blaza from Gaza!