NationStates Jolt Archive

I recently purchased some pipe cleaners at my local convenience store. The owner of the store did not have a firm grasp of english, and I don't speak cantonese. I kept motioning to the shelf behind her, trying to indicate the package I wanted. Meanwhile, the store began filling with other customers.

Looking closely, I read the brandname off the package, and said to her in as clear and confident a voice as I could manage, 'I'd like to buy a package of "Ream and Kleen", please.'

I decided there was no point in feeling embarrassed, but as I left the store, I passed by several customers, all of whom were red-faced and looking decidedly uncomfortable. I have no idea what they thought 'Ream and Kleen' might have been, but it was everything I could manage not to burst out laughing 'til I was outside on the sidewalk.

So, anybody else have a bona fide product with a hilarious name they'd like to entertain us with? I'm all ears, folks.

Bowel Buddy!

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Oh, that's...sweet. LOL

I was just about to suggest those! I sell them at my store!!!

Seaman Furniture, a local store.

That reminds me.

Seamen's salt-water taffy.

We had this on our shelfs for three hours before one of the managers realized why they were getting complaints about the name of it....

ebaumsworld has a whole list of them...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/foodeat.html

I bought a chocolate bar in france called "crap's"!

head cheese

We have a local company that sells packaged nuts in liquor stores and bars that's called "Monkey Joe's Big Nut company"

I saw a doctor's office a few weeks ago that was named Dr. Joe's Pipe Cleaning...I'm assuming he was a proctologist but it still scared me.

I think Uh-oh Oreo is not only stupid but somehow amusing. :D

We have a local company that sells packaged nuts in liquor stores and bars that's called "Monkey Joe's Big Nut company"

Okay, this is the stuff. Joey, good one, man.

G.O.D. (Delivery service)

Guranteed Overnight Delivery

There are huge 18 wheeler's on the highway with GOD painted on their sides.

Oh, and WhatsHerFace is the funny. Ever heard of a space bar? It's really typed and written like that on boxes and stuff... o.O

ebaumsworld has a whole list of them...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/foodeat.html

Mini-Dickmann's. Marshmellow covered in chocolate (white, milk, or dark) set upon a waffer. They are not too bad. I had them in Germany.

Oh, and the blue pill... it's really creepy in the advertisments. This huge blue pill and a chick saying she wished her husband had taken the blue pill and he's watching T.V... eewww don't they know kids go on the internet too?!?! Bleh.

That's really all I've got. None of my stuff was funny anyways, eh? Later.

Oh, and the blue pill... it's really creepy in the advertisments. This huge blue pill and a chick saying she wished her husband had taken the blue pill and he's watching T.V... eewww don't they know kids go on the internet too?!?! Bleh.

The blue pill is candy! The wife wants him to take the blue pill to make him happier (yes, I used this word purposely) so he would not be so dull (again, purposely) while watching TV.

(yes, I know what the blue pill is)