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I think my watch is possessed. It beeps at odd times. I'm starting to become afraid. I've locked it in a safe and put it under my floorboards because i'm scared of it. Someone please tell me how to fix this problem.

Does it make the sound like a "watch wrapped under cotton"?

The Tale of the Telltale Watch

get a new watch that isn't digital

I think i need an excorcist.

All you need is a hammer.

Dont worry its just a sign that very soon you will die a horrible horrible death, Nothing to be worried about.

Call a priest. All it needs is a circumcision.

That happened to my watch when I wore it in the shower by mistake.

Maybe its like something from Logans Run,...your time is up, there's no point running.

The apocalypse is nigh the only way to save your lives is to send your money to
me and I'll give it to god directly

So that's who got my watch bomb ...

Are you realy sure it's your watch makes that kind of spooky beep? Oh no my moribund friend...

Dont worry its just a sign that very soon you will die a horrible horrible death, Nothing to be worried about.

Thanks. Now I feel better.

bump cause i'm scared

Call a priest. All it needs is a circumcision.
I think you want a rabbi.

I think i need an excorcist.
And a dickshunary.
I mean dicshonairy.
Ah,forget it.

The posesed watch is making me spell wrong.

beep

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's coming for me!! stop the beeping!!! STOP THE BEEPING!! *rocks back and forth, sucking thumb*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's coming for me!! stop the beeping!!! STOP THE BEEPING!! *rocks back and forth, sucking thumb*
FOR GODS SAKE HIT IT WITH A HAMMER BEFORE IT GETS US ALL!1

Ah I know how to fix this. Find a minute screwdriver and undo the back of your watch. Carefully remove the screws and the back plate. Now there will be a small piece of metal of the left of the watch, you have to take this out otherwise the watch will reset itself. It's red, you can't miss it. Now you have to find the fuse, depending on what watch it is, it might be in different places. Underneath the fuse hatch is a small chip and some wires. There's a tiny button that you can press to reset the watch's sound, press that. Now take a hammer and hit the thing as hard as you can, because everything I've just told you was bullshit.

I think my watch is possessed.

it's ok, my watch is in some sort of temporal loop.

one day a few years ago i found my watch buried in a bunch of stuff at my parents' house. only i also had my watch in the pocket of another pair of pants. and i only owned one of these watches and my watch is distinctive - i took the band off and use it as a pocket watch essentially. nobody else i knew owned this particular watch and nobody else was doing my imitation pocket watch thing. and the watch i found was an hour ahead and the day on it was wrong (though the actual month and date were right, it just said it was tuesday or something). so now i have two identical watches and i assume that i'm going to lose one of them at some point in the future when it goes back in time so i can find it at my parents' house again.

Ah I know how to fix this. Find a minute screwdriver and undo the back of your watch. Carefully remove the screws and the back plate. Now there will be a small piece of metal of the left of the watch, you have to take this out otherwise the watch will reset itself. It's red, you can't miss it. Now you have to find the fuse, depending on what watch it is, it might be in different places. Underneath the fuse hatch is a small chip and some wires. There's a tiny button that you can press to reset the watch's sound, press that. Now take a hammer and hit the thing as hard as you can, because everything I've just told you was bullshit.

LMFAO!! :D :D :D :D